Chapter 734

Other people also tried twice and were guessed by their sister. They couldn't help but doubt life together. Why? She and Li Tiezhu really have no trust. How can you guess?

There must be something wrong.

When Huang Sanshi went to the toilet and sat on the toilet, he suddenly realized that Li Tiezhu could cure diarrhea!

If it weren't for him, Huang Sanshi couldn't hold it for more than half an hour. Sure enough, man's potential is endless.

The living room was ready. When Huang Sanshi came out, Peng Peng gave a very broken warm-up performance. The song was very magical.

In fact, it was mainly to give rice fans a stiff advertising implant. Peng Yuchang sang half a thousand teachers' songs and blew his head with an electric fan. His worrying hairline floated up.

Yue Yupeng looked... His expression was more constipated than Huang Sanshi: "what is this?"

Huang Sanshi: "this advertisement is really hard! Ha ha..."

Li Tiezhu said, "the electric fan looks good, but it's a little expensive."

Peng Yuchang, who stepped down with a fan, immediately smiled and sprayed: "yes! My neck is almost broken. No wonder half a thousand teachers sing and sweat everywhere."

Li Tiezhu: "of course, as we all know, singing is a manual job."

Yi Xiaomao and Zhou Qian nodded along. It's not a joke. Real singers know that singing really needs strength. That's why those little fresh meat don't deserve the name of a singer.

Peng Yuchang ostentatiously said to Zhang Zifeng, "how's it going? Is my brother handsome?"

Zhang Zifeng did not hide his dislike and leaned against Li Tiezhu: "brother, stay away from me. I can't stand you."

Peng Yuchang: "don't you think it's burning? Especially the elegant hairstyle!"

Zhang Zifeng: "eh ~"

Li Tiezhu said, "your hairstyle just now looks like my high school head teacher."

Peng Yuchang: "I know, little prince against the wind! He also became popular on the Internet when you made your debut. Now I still have his expression bag in my mobile phone."

Li Tiezhu said seriously, "now he has had a hair transplant, because he saw me arguing with Xu Shan about the second half price in the program group. Teacher inverse went to the teaching director of our school and they went to have a hair transplant together. I went back to see it years ago. The hair... Is the same as real."

Peng Yuchang: "hahaha! Isn't it real hair? Why are you looking at me like that?"

Li Tiezhu: "you can also find a like-minded person... The second half price."

Zhang Zifeng and Zhou Qian laughed.

Yi Xiaomao blushed, drank Erguotou silently, and then looked at Huang Sanshi: "in fact, Peng Peng and his teachers and disciples have a lot of fate. They can form a group of teachers and disciples."

Huang Sanshi: "Maomao, I haven't lost my hair."

Yi Xiaomao bowed his head shyly: "I know, you were like a Qing Dynasty man when you were young..."

Huang Sanshi: "

He Ling: "Miss Huang, if you and Peng Peng think about getting a hair transplant, our program team can pay."

Li Tiezhu: "isn't it stupid? Next year, I will be a sponsor of a hair transplant hospital. I can earn more money without spending a penny."

He Ling looked at Huang Sanshi: "brother Zhu makes sense. Think about it."

Huang Sanshi stared at Li Tiezhu and said nothing. You can't beat him.

Peng Yuchang said with a strange smile: "master can also endorse laxative products!"

Huang Sanshi moves like a fat rabbit. If he pours at him, he will be punched and kicked. Cool! This disciple is really filial. He can relieve my anger at the critical moment every time.

Zhang Zifeng has laughed helplessly. What's the matter with brother? Tired of the world?

Why, since brother Zhu came, he has been so abnormal? Although it's cheap at ordinary times, I didn't die like this!

He Ling opened Huang Sanshi with a smile, and then let Shaogang preside over the performance.

He can guess some, because in the past two years, it has been said on the Internet that the mushroom house without Li Tiezhu is not in full shape. Peng Peng's sense of variety and life skills are much worse than Li Tiezhu. Although Peng Peng has a good relationship with Li Tiezhu, it is inevitable that he still wants to compare the length. Therefore, after Li Tiezhu came, he worked harder than usual, too hard.

Huang Sanshi's timing of beating Peng Peng every time is just right, just when the audience can find the critical point of Peng Peng's "out of control" and let laughter replace embarrassment. It is worthy of being an old Jianghu.

Peng Yuchang is also very desperate. He is reserved to do programs. However, the audience always compares him with Li Tiezhu, and he can only work harder and harder.

Barrage:

"The next issue should invite half a thousand teachers!"

"What is this singing?"

"Xiao Yue was stunned, ha!"

"Laugh crazy."

"My sister just wants to be beautiful alone and hide from Peng Peng."

"Peng Peng has released himself."

"It's better for iron pillar to consider the problem thoroughly and take over the endorsement of hair transplant next year!"

"Then invite Xu Shanzheng, Zhang Jianwei, Chen Sipei and Meng Fuquan, right?"

"The picture is too beautiful for me to see..."

"Poor boy, beaten again."

"Miss Huang is very grumpy today."

"Seriously, it's really not Mr. Huang's fault. It's time!"

Shao Gang introduced the three judges of the straw terrace team in the mushroom house, Huang Sanshi, Li Tiezhu and Shao Gang himself. There were six actors and performed three programs together. Peng Peng said crosstalk with his sister, Zhou Qian and Maomao sang, and finally Yue Yupeng and he Ling said a crosstalk.

The reason why Li Tiezhu became a judge is that he didn't prepare the program. Of course, it's nothing for him to be a judge. He has made achievements in crosstalk and singing.

Mei Mei and Peng Peng perform first. A crosstalk is quite smooth. However, it is obvious that Mei Mei's support needs to be performed better and performed by herself, and Peng Peng's teasing is more difficult.

Then Zhou Qian cooperated with Yi Xiaomao to sing Yi Xiaomao's new song "don't ask", which can be called immortal cooperation. Li Tiezhu has been applauding.

After singing, they bowed.

Zhou Qian and Yi Xiaomao looked at Li Tiezhu at the same time to see what he said. This is the treatment of big brother.

Li Tiezhu said, "it's perfect!"

He Lingdao said: "I haven't heard enough! It's really beautiful. It's sounds of nature! Eh? Tiezhu, in fact, everyone has always said that shallow and Maomao are your separation. Yi Xiaomao has your creative talent, and Zhou Qian has the same talented voice and singing skills as you. What do you think?"

Li Tiezhu thought for a moment and said, "in fact, Mao Mao's ability to write songs is very strong, but there is still a gap compared with me."

After all, I'm a force! Not worthy of pride.

Yi Xiaomao didn't feel humiliated at all. He nodded wholeheartedly: "yes, it's far from it."

Li Tiezhu added: "however, Zhou Qian's voice and singing skills are better than me, especially his singing skills. He is a perfect level. In fact, I have been learning from him all these years. When I started my career, I didn't have any singing skills at all, and his career is the peak. In terms of singing skills, he is the best voice of our generation."

This evaluation is not high.

Zhou Qian was a little excited, but he was not modest. He just smiled.

In fact, he was not the first to be targeted in the super good voice that year, but Li Tiezhu just went up. Zhou Qian had no background, no resources and no just, so he was buried.

Now, Li Tiezhu's ultra-high evaluation is actually correcting his name.

After stepping down, Yi Xiaomao gave Li Tiezhu a toast. If Li Tiezhu hadn't died to protect him, Mao Mao would have been pressed down by the two judges.

Zhou Qian said, "thank you."

Mei Mei sat in the back with her legs in her arms and blinked at the three people. She felt that the relationship between the three was a little strange. She was clearly a good friend, but she was a little awed of brother Zhu.

Finally, Yue Yupeng and he Ling talked about crosstalk. There was nothing to say. The performance was perfect, but the stem was a little old.

After Huang Sanshi and Shao Gang finished their comments, everyone looked at Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu: "very good, thank you."

Yue Yupeng looked disgusted: "you cheat! Iron pillar, when did you become hypocritical?"

Li Tiezhu: "brother Yue, isn't this for your face?"

Yue Yupeng said, "no! I want you to be the purest you, Li Tiezhu, who took me down the river to catch fish!"

Then he gave Li Tiezhu a heart.

The whole audience booed.

Li Tiezhu's face is red. It's disgusting and greasy. How come it hasn't been detected before? It must be because I wasn't smart enough before.

"OK! Since brother Yue is shameless, I'll seriously criticize him..."

"Criticism? Iron pillar, you're floating. The one next to me is the first brother of Yunde society."

He Ling said.

Li Tiezhu pretended and said, "isn't the first brother of Yunde society me? Brother Yue has to step back a little."

People: "Ho ~"

Yue Yupeng: "yes, I'm a primary school student in crosstalk."

Li Tiezhu said again, "this pupil is big enough."

"Whoa..."

Li Tiezhu: "you just had this crosstalk. It's regular. You can't find any big problems, but it's not elegant and tasteful. Have you ever heard of Royal crosstalk?"

He Ling: "

Huang Sanshi patted his thigh and was happy. Here comes the good voice. The counterattack of the trio came after three years.

Zhou Qian twisted Yi Xiaomao's arm, which made Maomao tremble with pain.

"What are you doing?"

"I'll see if I'm dreaming."

"Then screw yourself."

"I'm afraid of pain."

On the stage, Yue Yupeng asked, "excuse me, what is royal crosstalk?"

Li Tiezhu said: "it's elegant language art. There are no three customs, no ethical stem, and no mischief. This is called elegance. In addition, we also need to master the sense of rhythm of language and emotion. Have you seen the engine? Sudden, sudden, rhythmic! So, to sum up, it's... The Royal engine."

Yue Yupeng: "the tractor? Tu Tu..."

Li Tiezhu: "yes, but this tractor is a royal tractor. It's... Advanced! Have you learned to waste?"

Yue Yupeng nodded: "waste, waste, waste learning!"

Huang Sanshi, he Ling and Shao Gang have a good relationship with the two judges. At this time, they don't know what to say. Especially Huang Sanshi, he took his daughter to the scene to support Li Tiezhu.

Pumbaa shivered in the back and dared not speak. Brother Zhu is too awesome, isn't he? Can this be broadcast?

Zhang Zifeng stared at Li Tiezhu's side face. His eyes were full of stars. Brother Zhu was powerful and domineering!

Yue Yupeng is not afraid to offend the big men in the singing world. Anyway, he doesn't mix the singing world: "is such crosstalk still funny?"

Li Tiezhu: "of course not funny. We should be serious and elegant, positive and inspiring."

Yue Yupeng: "it's not as beautiful as the song. Is anyone listening?"

Li Tiezhu: "as long as the songs are elegant and bad, some people will listen to them. This is called Royal high-level music."

Yue Yupeng: "ah... Get out of your egg! If crosstalk is not funny, it will be too funny. If the song is not beautiful, it will be too beautiful!"