He Ling habitually made an exaggerated panic expression, his mouth opened like a toothless grandmother, and his eyes bulged into a circle.
Mom
Where is this revenge? This is clearly a whipped corpse! And it's a whiplash corpse after three years. Is it a bone?
Shao Gang secretly covered his face. It has nothing to do with me.
Huang Sanshi is quite calm. He is happy with his legs. Li Tiezhu is not surprised to do something. Those two have also been miserable by themselves in recent years, especially yehenara. Now they are basically in a semi blocked state. If they offend, they offend. I'm also a big man in Kyoto circle.
Although Yue Yupeng said that he had always helped Li Tiezhu against people and won a good stem by singing and making peace, he also brought a handful of smuggled goods. Li Tiezhu scolded ye henara, and Yue Yupeng also scolded the old guys of the crosstalk Association.
ha-ha!
It's so cool!
When the program was broadcast here, many viewers were so impressed that no one could imagine that Li Tiezhu dared to take such blatant revenge, and the mushroom house was broadcast.
It is said that Li Tiezhu never takes revenge overnight. It seems that it is not always true. Li Tiezhu takes revenge on the spot, once every two days, and once every few years.
The barrage looked grumpy:
"Horizontal trough..."
"Is this program too rude?"
"Don't you cut it off?"
"See also the Royal engine."
"Yehenara played by Li Tiezhu is very realistic!"
"Serious brother, you are good or bad. I like it so much!"
"Li Tiezhu, cheapskate, love."
"Is it cool?"
"It's like going back to the famous scene where Chen Yisen kicked over the table three years ago."
"Love this program!"
"Yue yupenggen's cooperation with Li Tiezhu is too sharp."
"By the way, I scolded the crosstalk Association."
"It's not good for Li Tiezhu to take revenge openly."
"Why not? Poor children deserve to be bullied?"
"That's why we like serious brother."
"This is the unique superstar in the entertainment industry... Ian Pera Lee!"
"Hey! I went to tiktok live in the Royal engine."
On the day the program was broadcast, yehenara's aunt called 120. When the doctor arrived, she was awake, but her heart rate was still uneven, which was the symptom after the electric shock. There is a kitchen knife embedded in the broken screen of her TV at home, still smoking, sparks and lightning.
Mr. Jiang yuebi limped to the street to buy a mobile phone in the evening. The previous one just broke him, stepped on several feet and sprained his foot.
In the program, Yue Yupeng came down with a clear spirit: "return to the Royal crosstalk, shit! Ha ha..."
Li Tiezhu also smiled and clapped hands with Yue Yupeng.
Then, Li Tiezhu turned around and asked everyone, "how's it going? Is brother Yue and I ok? It's all hanging now, and the burden is buried well."
No one paid attention to him. He Ling and Shaogang whispered. Peng Peng and Zhang Zifeng looked at each other and shrugged. Zhou Qian's head was buried behind Yi Xiaomao. Yi Xiaomao drank Erguotou and his face became more red. He didn't know whether he was shy or excited.
Finally, Huang Sanshi continued and said, "almost all right! Start voting."
So this section passed and entered the next link. Many people were relieved.
However, Huang Sanshi's ending operation also shows which side his ass is tilted. He almost did it, suggesting that he supports the program team to cut this paragraph into the main film just now, in a disguised form, in support of Li Tiezhu. This is also the same operation as before. After Li Tiezhu was kicked out by yehenara three years ago, he took his daughter and Yue Yupeng to the scene to support Li Tiezhu.
In fact, Huang Sanshi doesn't want to join in, but he can't stand that his daughter is an iron powder of Li Tiezhu. In order to maintain his father's image of Wei'an, he must just get up.
The voting result is not important. In line with the traditional virtue of mushroom house to encourage newcomers and flying guests, the winners are Yi Xiaomao and Zhou Qian.
Then, Yi Xiaomao added a play to himself. As the winner, he performed a program to thank him. He chose to dance the women's group dance.
Everyone doesn't believe he can dance this thing. After all, Yi Xiaomao almost never dances on the stage.
Zhang Zifeng's eyes narrowed with laughter. It was hard to imagine how hot his eyes were when he danced the women's group dance.
Peng Yuchang is eager to try.
Yue Yupeng: "really? Do you still know that thing?"
He Ling: "I also remember that when the voice was good, he practiced dancing with Li Tiezhu, half weight!"
Li Tiezhu said, "he dances very well. Do you know how he learns?"
Yi Xiaomao: "don't say!"
Li Tiezhu nodded and shut up, ha! Good voice dance teacher, sister Xiu Hong, hum, that's personal teaching!
Zhou Qian suddenly realized and said excitedly, "ah! Ah! I know too!"
Yi Xiaomao: "how did you know?"
Zhou Qianli said of course: "brother Zhu told me that when he practiced vocal music once, brother Zhu said that you were surrounded by a group of grannies and died on the spot..."
Yi Xiaomao blushed: "don't say it! Don't broadcast this section."
Sure enough, this paragraph was not broadcast, which is not suitable for children.
After a while, several young people jumped up with Yi Xiaomao. It was terrible. Yi Xiaomao jumped like a model, with standard movements, beautiful posture, and even a little enchanting.
Three old guys were laughing up and down below.
Huang Sanshi: "Li Tiezhu should fall... Ha ha..."
Shao Gang: "Oh, I've been there for many years. Iron pillar dancing is still so ugly."
He Ling said with a smile, "it's Maomao that makes me look at you with admiration. You can do it!"
The mushroom house Caotai team's art show ended successfully. The time came to 11 o'clock.
Li Tiezhu: "it's getting late..."
He Ling: "it's still so early? Play a little longer!"
Huang Sanshi: "also, going to bed so early is not in line with the style of mushroom house."
Li Tiezhu: "
Yue Yupeng yawned. He was sleepy, but he slept too much today. He was really embarrassed to shout sleepy. Another point is that there is an unsolved mystery of the mushroom house that puzzles him. Although he is sleepy, he can't sleep.
Confused by this unsolved mystery, there are Huang Sanshi and others.
Next, the night owls began to touch the tortoise card, which is also the traditional program of the mushroom house and the lost performance. Li Tiezhu lost the first round. Everyone strongly asked him to announce the answer to the unsolved mystery. Li Tiezhu refused and performed a set of tactical actions just learned in the army, which was very cool.
At twelve o'clock, these guys were still awake.
Li Tiezhu was bored and said, "isn't my sister going to the college entrance examination? Don't you sleep so late? Let's have a rest early."
Therefore, we guessed that we reluctantly accepted the card and went to the girls' dormitory where our sister was located to move the bed to the living room. There were too many male guests and the bed was not enough, especially the guests with a slightly wider size such as Yue Yupeng.
When moving things, Peng Peng secretly asked his sister, "how can brother Zhu guess? Why?"
Zhang Zifeng said, "do you want to know?"
Peng Peng nodded and looked funny: "think."
Zhang Zifeng: "I won't tell you."
Huang Sanshi and he Ling also came to ask Zhang Zifeng. She didn't say anything and kept her mouth shut.
But Yue Yupeng quietly asked Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu didn't hide it from him and told him the truth. Then, Yue Yupeng's mentality collapsed even more.
I prepared such a long program and tried my best to find three people to trust, but you broke it like this? Directly threaten the director team to give the answer? Why didn't I think of it? It doesn't make sense. My head is so big. I should be smarter than iron pillar
Because of the imbalance of mentality, Yue Yupeng didn't tell anyone the answer.
In the evening, many people lie in bed staring and have a long night of unintentional sleep... But Li Tiezhu's brother-in-law slept soundly.
……
The next morning, Huang Sanshi stared at the chicken nest hairstyle, wore flip flops, walked out of the mushroom house yard, found the director group and asked:
"What happened last night? Why was it so evil? How could Li Tiezhu guess right?"
The director shook his head.
Huang Sanshi's eyes are dark: "you're wrong to shake your head. You all have the program clips. At least you recorded it when he told his sister. The more you shake your head, the more guilty you are. You have a problem."
Director: "it has nothing to do with us. Ask Li Tiezhu yourself."
Huang Sanshi: "I don't ask that fool. It seems that I have no IQ. I must find out the answer. Eh? By the way, what about those two fools? He woke up earlier than me..."
Director Nunu mouth.
When Huang Sanshi looked back, Li Tiezhu came carefully from the outside with a small iron basin for noodles. He was close at hand.
Li Tiezhu: "good morning, Miss Huang. I'm two fools. I've gone to milk."
Huang Sanshi was surprised: "where to milk? Su Su?"
Li Tiezhu was carrying a basin full of milk and almost came out.
Li Tiezhu: "it was Su Su? No wonder I called her Dudu. She ignored me all the time. She still resisted when milking. I thought there was something wrong with my technique..."
Shaking his head, Li Tiezhu walked into the mushroom house with milk.
Huang Sanshi scratched his head: "no! He got up early in the morning to milk Su Su? Your program team didn't stop him?"
Director: "he's an uncle! Who dares to stop?"
Huang Sanshi walked to the cowshed with his back. Su Su's expression of shame and anger filled people with sympathy. Huang Sanshi tilted his head and looked down: "Oh, the milk volume is quite enough. Why didn't I think of it? I drank fresh milk every day in the future..."
Su Su: "moo ~"
Although the program group did not broadcast the detailed process of Li Tiezhu's milking for the sake of harmony, the audience were still confused by Li Tiezhu's Sao operation.
"I'm FAK???"
"Are you serious..."
"In the middle of the night, I laughed and cried. I'm almost out of breath."
"This star is too serious, poof ~"
"Su Su is so poor."
"Which artist would do such a thing when he came to the mushroom house?"
"I'm really convinced. This goods is definitely a mudslide of the variety Festival."
"It's over, Su Su is not clean..."
"There are too many serious brothers meeting?"
"Net rectification operation!"
"Worthy of you, Li Tiezhu!"
"Fortunately, he didn't lie down and drink directly..."
In the kitchen, Li Tiezhu covered the milk with plastic wrap and put it in the refrigerator. Then he took his backpack, carried a few bricks and went out for a run, simulating the five kilometer cross-country of the army.
Huang Sanshi clamped Su Su's research. When Peng Yuchang woke up, the two people ran five kilometers together. They didn't want to run with Li Tiezhu.
When Huang Sanshi and Peng Peng returned to the yard after running, Li Tiezhu took a bath and changed his clothes. He had consciously made breakfast.
It's -- a small cage bag?!
The smoke curled up and the strong fragrance overflowed. Everyone in the room was awakened by greed.
Everyone was in good spirits. Although it was difficult to fall asleep at first last night, they still got the answer to the unsolved mystery from Yue Yupeng. The only one who didn't know the answer was the haggard Huang Sanshi, and he thought everyone didn't know the answer.