The audience watching the program are crazy. Is "hanging" OK?
Dog leftovers are more interesting than lanterns! I didn't expect that, ha ha, the animals in the farm and the animals in the Bimo mushroom house are not reliable.
The barrage also slipped away:
"It's fine!"
"Hang your own southeast branch, dog residue."
"So funny, ha ha..."
"Don't think about it!"
"Yang Feiyue laughed to death."
"Is the dog left beaten? It must be!"
"This BGM is amazing."
"Why tie the chicken?"
"What? The dog was so humiliated that he hanged himself?"
"Is this the legendary... Hanging chicken?"
Several people discussed to move the chicken rack inside. They can't go to the door of the house. It's easy to be bullied by other chickens.
Li Tiezhu came out slowly with a washbasin. While picking up noodles, he joined in the fun. He couldn't help saying, "Hey, look, what's wrong with the chicken? Is it hurt? Why don't we eat it?"
Zhen Nailiang: "what's the logic? Eat when you're hurt?"
Yang Feiyue stopped in front of the chicken: "don't eat my dog leftovers!"
Li Tiezhu: "chicken soup noodles are delicious!"
Yang Feiyue swallowed his saliva: "you can't eat that!"
Wu Litao said to the thief, "it may be an internal injury. It can't be cured. Eat it."
Yang Feiyue glared angrily and said, "dare! I'll tie you to the chicken rack after eating the dog leftovers! Let the chicken at home beat you every day."
Wu Litao: "are you crazy? My special forces can't beat those chickens?"
Yang Feiyue: "the dog residue is still a special chicken! If you fight with it, who wins will go to the chicken rack."
Wu Litao: "I... master, do you accept such people?"
Li Tiezhu held the basin and drank soup: "suck away ~ in fact, brother Tao, you are the other kind of our school! Look at you, elder martial sister Feiyue, and then look at me. Finally, look at your martial Master Cheng Dalong. They are all fierce men! You are not!"
Shifu stabbed him himself. Wu Litao found that he had picked it up.
Wu Litao said, "I knew I wouldn't come to this program!"
Sister Zhang Zifeng said, "Why are you tied up with dog leftovers?"
Yang Feiyue: "other people's ornamental chickens are also tied. Don't you tie the colored lights?"
Zhang Zifeng said, "the lantern is not tied. Anyway, it doesn't like to move. It won't fly away for refuge unless my brother says he wants to stew duck soup."
Yang Feiyue: "you don't have terrible neighbors. Colored lanterns can't live three episodes here."
Also, those chickens are wandering in the street. They haven't read books.
After saving the dog residue, Li Tiezhu also ate a basin of noodles. Zhen Nailiang led everyone to cut sugarcane in the field.
How to put it?
This sugarcane field is really small. On a small block of land no more than 30 square meters, dozens of sugarcane stand alone.
Li Tiezhu is a little embarrassed. NIMA, six people bully so many dozens of sugarcane? Mushroom house can't do such a thing. Come on!
Therefore, Li Tiezhu still chose to stand idly by.
This is different from working in the mushroom house. When working in the mushroom house, the program group usually gives a large amount of tasks, which are often not completed. It depends on Huang Sanshi's cheek to rub the program group, or Li Tiezhu's toughness to rob.
The program group's goal is too easy, and Li Tiezhu is not interested. Cut sugar cane and stop talking. Herd cattle?
Really, I'm here on vacation!
Of course, so far, the effect of this program is very good, but it is not professional enough for farm life.
Li Tiezhu also likes this slow variety show, but it's too leisurely and not very good.
Soon, Li Tiezhu understood why the program group was so... Pediatrics.
Because apart from Yang Feiyue, these people don't know farming. As the leader of the team, Zhen Nailiang has no knowledge reserve and field control ability like Huang Sanshi.
"Should sugarcane be uprooted or cut directly? Keep the roots and grow again next year?"
This is Zhen Nailiang's question.
Li Tiezhu said, "have you ever planted sugarcane?"
Zhen Nailiang: "No."
Li Tiezhu shook his head: "planting sugarcane is to dig out a row of soil ditches and put sugarcane one by one. Each section of sugarcane can send out several buds. The remaining sugarcane roots can also germinate, but they will germinate in a month or two. The season is wrong and they will not grow well! Therefore, we should cut them directly, turn over the ground after cutting, pull out the roots and throw them away."
These artists are really... Diligent and uneducated!
Zhen Nailiang: "ah! Then, cut it!"
Jin he'an said: "however, the guide of the program group says that with sugarcane roots, sugarcane will rise again next year."
Li Tiezhu: "is the program group mentally retarded? It's made up by people who haven't been to the ground. With the precipitation in southern Yunnan, the roots will rot in the ground in less than a week."
Barrage:
"Bullshit! Just break it."
"Sugarcane Festival is seed!"
"Iron pillar popular science link."
"We don't leave roots here. We plant the unsweetened Festival on the tip."
"The program team is talking nonsense. We're digging roots!"
"I haven't dug it. Haven't I bought it yet?"
"The sugarcane on the market is rooted, isn't it?"
"This program is called: Yang Feiyue and useless men."
"Don't take Li Tiezhu."
Zhen Nailiang and Jin he'an didn't care much about whether to keep their roots. They were like children who had never seen the world. Compared with pulling sugarcane with their bare hands, Wu Litao, who was shameless, followed up to pull sugarcane. None of them pulled it up.
Yang Feiyue grabbed a sugarcane in one hand and broke it off with a slap.
Everyone was shocked. Give me some face!
Zhang Zifeng was startled: "Oh! Sister Feiyue is a Hercules!"
"Is it difficult?"
Yang Feiyue just silently put the sugarcane on the ground and broke the second one.
Zhang Zifeng was greatly impressed. He hurried up to help Yang Feiyue take the sugarcane. Yang Feiyue cut it. Zhang Zifeng helped carry it and cooperated with him.
In contrast, the other three men are still pulling sugarcane.
Li Tiezhu didn't work, but beeped: "cut if you can't pull it! Why do you have to pull sugarcane?"
Wu Litao said, "master, you don't understand. This is a war between men!"
Li Tiezhu came over and pulled out a sugarcane with his bare hands, roots and mud: "this is not a war between men, this is a war between wastes."
Jin he'an burst into laughter.
Zhen Nailiang said, "we started cutting sugarcane just now!"
However, they are still playing.
There are four rows of sugarcane, two rows of three men, and two rows of Yang Feiyue and his sister Zhang Zifeng. As a result, Yang Feiyue and his sister finished cutting sugarcane early, and the other side is still competing with the knife technique, a knife flow or something.
Also speechless.
However, Li Tiezhu was still watching and didn't start himself.
dissimilarity.
This is the program of apprentice Yang Feiyue. He came here to help her. Of course, he should highlight Yang Feiyue and not steal the limelight. In contrast, when he was in the mushroom house, Li Tiezhu was inferior to animals. Anyone dared to rob his part of the play and anyone dared to fight.
Zhang Zifeng came over crying: "brother, my hand was scratched by sugarcane leaves."
Li Tiezhu was ready. He took out a band aid and stuck it on Zhang Zifeng: "why don't you wear gloves?"
Zhang Zifeng: "I don't think sister Feiyue is wearing gloves."
Li Tiezhu: "can you compare with her? She worked as a farmer since childhood. She can't hurt."
Yang Feiyue said, "master! Take me to your oh Huo primitive man! These three... Can't move! What are they!"
Li Tiezhu nodded: "I see."
Zhang Zifeng: "looking at the three of them, I seem to see three pengge. It's hard to say..."
Li Tiezhu couldn't help laughing. It's really like ah!
After waiting for a long time, the three men finally cut down the sugarcane and wanted to carry it back. They held seven or eight sugarcane.
Li Tiezhu couldn't help it. He asked Yang Feiyue and his sister Zhang Zifeng to cut hemp rope and tie it up. He went to cut a bamboo pole and picked it all back in one breath.
As soon as they entered the house, they saw Chang Wei beating dog leftovers. Chang Wei was the black chicken leading the family.
After Changwei ran away again and saved the dog, they shouted to go fishing again.
After driving for half an hour, I caught a fish, which was deliberately put by the program team.
Li Tiezhu was embarrassed to say.
Long vines hung from the trees along the river, and several men couldn't help swinging, as if they were Tarzan, an ape.
Li Tiezhu also went to swing several times, which was very interesting.
Li Tiezhu also encouraged Zhang Zifeng: "try it! People always have to take risks all their life and can't be stable forever."
Zhang Zifeng shook his head: "brother, I didn't bring a change of clothes..."
Li Tiezhu wanted to encourage his apprentice Yang Feiyue. As a result, she had gone to school.
Yang Feiyue swung out beautifully, rowed his body over the river, very elegant, and then... Fell to the bank with a bang, half in the water and half on the bank.
At that time, she made a strange sound:
"Huh ~"
They quickly picked her up and asked her if she had fallen.
Zhang Zifeng: "sister, are you okay?"
Yang Feiyue was very strong: "I'm fine! I'm just a little hungry. Let's go home and make lunch?"
So everyone began to return by car.
Li Tiezhu whispered to Yang Feiyue, "does it hurt?"
Yang Feiyue said, "I feel my waist has fallen off! It's better now."
Li Tiezhu: "say it when it hurts. What's wrong with you? Come on, I'll rub it for you."
Yang Feiyue asked the master to massage her waist and said, "I can't counselle. Once counselled, those who black me will rush up like mad dogs. I'm the hope of the whole village..."
Li Tiezhu smiled: "I am also the hope of the whole village! I was your idea two years before I started my career. Everything is just! It's unnecessary to think about it now."
Yang Feiyue: "thank you, master."
Li Tiezhu said, "don't hurry to thank you first. I care about you mainly because you can't make money for me when you're injured. You're my artist now."
Yang Feiyue: "hahaha... I want to eat hot pot in the evening!"
Li Tiezhu: "don't push an inch! I'm going to the mushroom house in the evening."
Zhang Zifeng said, "let's eat here! Brother, there are too many people over there. We're tired of cooking. Let's go after eating! I'll call Mr. Huang and say."
Yang Feiyue hugged Zhang Zifeng and kissed: "ha ha... Caught a little traitor."
Zhang Zifeng blushed.
Not long after returning home for dinner, Wang Fang arrived.
Li Tiezhu was the first to greet him: "Yo, brother gang is coming. Don't you notice? Brother gang came here in person? I knew we would lift the slide rod to pick you up!"
Wang Fang is very rigid, just like an adult tiger, Pooh
Wang Fang was very shy. He was excited by Li Tiezhu's Xichuan words and said, "are you the waiter? I want 22 fried egg noodles, not eggs."
Li Tiezhu: "Ouch! Sir, wait a minute and cook it for you right away!"
Because they are from Sichuan and Chongqing, Wang Fang and Wang Xiaokai have a good relationship in the three small schools, and there are often news that they exclude Yi Qianxi. Through the relationship between Wang Xiaokai and Li Tiezhu, the relationship between Wang Fang and Li Tiezhu is also good. Brother Pao's family doesn't pull thin and put belts.