After dinner, Jin he'an and Wu Litao go to sell sugarcane. The others rest at home. They are not bullying. They change direction and add a lens to them.
After all, there are two evils, Li Tiezhu and Yang Feiyue. They don't have many shots.
Zhen Nailiang, an old man, went to take a nap. Yang Feiyue took his sister Zhang Zifeng in the bedroom. He didn't know what to do. Li Tiezhu and Wang Fang were drinking beer downstairs and chatting.
Brother gang handed Li Tiezhu a Chinese, lit one himself, and said, "Xiaokai's hammer! I asked him to guest star in my program. He shouted one million for a period. He's crazy about money!"
Li Tiezhu flicked the ash and said to the cameraman, "teacher, go and have a rest for an hour. Don't shoot. It won't work if you shoot the material of smoking."
The cameraman withdrew after consulting the director.
Li Tiezhu said, "you have a lot of money in the first installment?"
"Half a million."
"Leng Shao?"
"I recorded the king to Wang even less, 200000."
"Then why do they want to change you for a phase of 60.7 million Hua Tianyu?"
"Hey, hey... Because he's the king of songs! The Chinese singer's surname is Hua!"
"That makes sense!"
In fact, there is no obvious difference between them. In terms of popularity and fan wandering, Wang Fang has to be better. Three small had to be top class for many years. Even if they were separated, their popularity was not weak.
Therefore, the reason for replacing Wang Fang in that program is actually not on the table. No wonder Wang Fang is angry. After seeing him fly alone, he had a bright future in the hosting field. As a result, he was suddenly cut off by others.
Wang Fangjian said, "brother Zhu, when you attacked Hua Tianyu last year, you were so cool! Laugh to death, ha ha... I wish I had you so hard!"
Li Tiezhu: "aren't you just Ge Mai? Why don't you just him?"
Wang Fang: "my agent doesn't allow me to just him or any artist. He says it affects the image of Aidou."
Li Tiezhu: "fart! Look at my 'good brother' Xiao Zhen, who has directly changed the staffing. Now he is a disciplinary committee member in the entertainment industry!"
Wang Fang shook his head: "I didn't get him just. That bastard is too cocky!"
Li Tiezhu: "that baby really... Ghosts are crazy about the sun."
Artists are also people. They smoke, drink and swear in private. Anyway, except for the elegant dwarfs like Guo Siwei, ordinary southwest artists get together and are still used to communicating in Southwest Mandarin.
Many emotions can only be perfectly expressed in dialect and slang.
Wang Fang: "Xiaokai said he was going to play your movie? Is operation Red Sea a kung fu movie?"
Li Tiezhu nodded: "all four of us in our bedroom are going, not kung fu films, but military themes. Hey! We're going to record a new album soon, which has been delayed for more than half a year... We're going to have a global concert tour in the summer vacation, and then we're going to record Oh Huo primitive man, and we're going to make a film... There are too many things to know."
Wang Fang: "I can't do your Versailles... I envy those who can hold global concerts!"
At four o'clock in the afternoon, Wang Fang went to make a fire and prepared to cook.
Li Tiezhu still stood by and let the camera.
You can do more work in the mushroom house, but not here. They are too weak and easy to dominate.
Zhen Nailiang, who had slept for two hours, came down with potato chips and was stunned: "did you make a fire? How long did it take you to make it?"
Wang Fang: "ten minutes."
Zhen Nailiang collapses a little and feels his face swollen.
He didn't believe it. He ran over and asked Li Tiezhu, "Tiezhu, you really didn't teach him to make fire?"
Li Tiezhu said, "do you need someone to teach you to make a fire? Is it an individual?"
"What? Brother Zhu, you mean I'm not human?"
"Whether you are human or not is very vague now."
"What happened to me?"
"Why did you eat Feiyue and his sister's snacks?"
"I'm... Afraid they'll get fat. Female stars should stay away from fried food. Well, it's so crisp!"
"It's you that female stars should stay away from."
Barrage:
"Brother gang is great ~"
"Sichuan and Chongqing boys are cooks!"
"Brother Liang was stunned."
"Is it amazing that you can make a fire? It's really amazing!"
"Wang Fang is really clever."
"It's not Wang Fang's power, it's the other people in this program who pull their crotch too much."
"Are you a person now?"
"Ha ha ha..."
"Serious brother, I hate brother Liang."
"High energy ahead!"
"Here comes the famous face!"
"Next is the peak of Li Tiezhu's life, dog head."
"The magical brain circuit has begun."
Cluck
The screaming chicken calls for help again:
Master, the chicken next door is hitting me again.
Li Tiezhu turned and rushed out. Instead of saving the dog, he walked around the door and slammed the door, ready to catch a turtle in a jar.
The chickens were also very brave. Instead of running away, they continued to beat the dog.
The black chicken kicked the dog's leftover and hung it. The flower chicken went up and pecked fiercely, and the other two dogs fell in pain.
Wang Fang was stunned: "are these chickens so fierce?"
Zhen Nailiang calmly ate potato chips: "they are not ordinary chickens, they are fighting chickens. You see, they are not big but strong!"
Yang Feiyue also ran down with Zhang Zifeng. She rolled up her sleeve and rushed over to help the master catch the chicken.
After a while, Li Tiezhu held the necks of the three chickens in one hand and helped the dog up in the other.
Yang Feiyue caught the main criminal black chicken and said fiercely, "why bully dog leftovers? Haven't your adults taught you? Fighting is wrong!"
Li Tiezhu said, "calm down, leap. They haven't gone to school and have no culture. Don't reason with them. Look at me."
With that, Li Tiezhu slapped the black chicken in Yang Feiyue's hand.
Yang Feiyue is stupid. Master beat chicken?
Li Tiezhu: "do you know what's wrong? Dare to bully dog leftovers, I'll stew you!"
Black chicken: "ah ~"
Li Tiezhu came to the wall, threw out the two dog leg chickens, slapped the accomplice chickens and threw them out. Then he returned and grabbed the black chicken's neck and walked into the house: "Xiao Hei, have you been so brave?"
"Ah ~"
The black chicken has been beaten. I've never seen such a dog.
Yang Feiyue followed: "master, do you really kill me?"
Zhen Nailiang said, "whose chicken is this?"
Wang Fang: "why don't you let us go? Don't the villagers beat us up at that time."
Li Tiezhu: "I don't kill chicken. I'll show it horror movies!"
Among these people, his sister Zhang Zifeng was the most calm. He took a small Mazar and sat on the ground, dragging his chin with both hands, quietly watching Li Tiezhu perform.
She has stayed in the mushroom house for a long time and is immune to Li Tiezhu's operation.
Li Tiezhu took the chicken, opened the refrigerator, took out the chicken he didn't eat last night and said to Xiao Hei, "see? This chicken was also a brave chicken before he died, but now the hair is gone. Bullying my dog residue again will be your end."
Xiao Hei: "ah ~"
Li Tiezhu didn't stop. He took two chickens, dead and alive, to the kitchen and started chopping them with a kitchen knife.
With a bang, the dead chicken split in two.
Xiao Hei trembled with fear.
Zhen Nailiang and Wang Fang are stunned. It's really a horror movie!
Yang Feiyue finally kept up with the master's idea and took the initiative to hold the chicken and let Li Tiezhu free his hand to chop the chicken.
She continued to intimidate Xiaohei: "see? If you bully the dog residue again, I'll chop you into small pieces like this and make... What dish? Master."
Li Tiezhu: "half stew, half hot pot, half spicy chicken!"
Xiao Hei: "cluck, cluck..."
Zhen Nailiang wiped his nose and asked the quiet Zhang Zifeng, "Zifeng, why are you so calm?"
Zhang Zifeng said, "I'm used to it. When I was in the mushroom house, my brother also brought colored lights to witness the practice of burning ducks with Konjac. Later, the colored lights flew away when they saw my brother. Moreover, he... Fed the chicken with chicken bones."
Zhen Nailiang: "
Li Tiezhu chopped half the chicken, the other half was left to make soup, wiped his hands, and pinched Xiaohei's neck again: "is it fun? Come over to eat spicy chicken in the evening! It's my treat!"
Little black shivered.
Then, Li Tiezhu took it to the dog remnant, forced it to apologize, and picked up the dog remnant's claws to slap Xiaohei.
Through these cordial and friendly interactions just now, Li Tiezhu reached a consensus with black chicken.
The black chicken admitted his mistake and had a correct attitude. Li Tiezhu let it go.
Yang Feiyue: "go back and convey the spirit of the meeting to your colleagues and study and understand it carefully."
Xiao Hei ran away, but the door was closed and he couldn't get out. He had to run around. Finally, he found a gap in the fence and got out.
Zhen Nailiang said, "now the black chicken has a psychological shadow!"
The barrage is also a suit:
"What a miserable dog!"
"Lying trough, iron pillar, are you serious?"
"Feiyue is also very good at catching chickens."
"Slap in the face?"
"I him meow to kneel for you, serious brother, be a person!"
"Let the chicken see the scene of chopping chicken?"
"Seek the psychological shadow area of Xiaohei..."
"Only Li Tiezhu can do this kind of operation..."
"Once, I thought Li Tiezhu was angry, but now I know I'm wrong."
"The black chicken has doubted life!"
"What a miserable chicken."
"Cowhide! Serious brother is hanging!"
"My sister is so calm!"
"Lantern: don't come here!"
"Let the chicken come over for spicy chicken at night?"
"Can chicken eat spicy?"
"Is this a question of whether you can eat spicy food?"
"I'm afraid the chicken in southern Yunnan can eat spicy?"
After releasing the chicken, Li Tiezhu and Yang Feiyue went back to the house. Zhen Nailiang and Wang Fang "worshipped" greeted them.
Wang Fangren was numb: "brother! From today on, you are my idol, domineering side leakage!"
Zhen Nailiang said, "iron pillar, aren't you afraid that the audience thinks you've gone too far?"
Li Tiezhu said to the camera, "no one is perfect! If the audience think I'm doing wrong, you should criticize yourself more."
Yang Feiyue: "roar! Master is right. I know many people don't like me. You should criticize yourself more."
At this time, several villagers outside the yard were still whispering. It was obvious that they saw the process of Li Tiezhu beating chicken.
Wang Fang: "it's over. It may be the owner of the black chicken."
Li Tiezhu said, "it's all right. They may be saying that if you weren't Li Tiezhu, I would have called the police and arrested you."
Wang Fang: "
Zhang Zifeng: "is it illegal to beat a chicken?"