Chapter 764

Is it illegal to beat a chicken?

Zhen Nailiang replied: "it depends on whether the chicken spends money. If it doesn't spend money, it won't break the law. If it spends money, it will break the law."

Zhang Zifeng: "

Li Tiezhu: "?"

Yang Feiyue: "??"

Wang Fang: "poof... Hahaha... Hahaha..."

Brother gang is not old and has a long driving experience!

What are you laughing about?

Li Tiezhu said he couldn't laugh at all. I'm a serious person.

However, Zhen Nailiang's sentence was deleted from the main film of the program because of its bad influence. What he said is actually quite obscure. The key is that Wang Fang laughs too exaggerated and understands what he doesn't understand. If it is broadcast, Wang Fang's image will be worrying.

Then there was another task of ha ha's house. In addition to selling sugarcane, the rest of the people went out collectively to herd cattle.

When I came to the cattle farm, the door said "no evil dogs inside".

Li Tiezhu suddenly said, "why don't you eat dog hotpot tonight?"

Yang Feiyue: "dog lovers scold you!"

Li Tiezhu: "that's because they haven't eaten dog meat. They will love dogs more and love dogs like me! Eh? Why don't we steal those two dogs from the mushroom house tonight?"

Zhang Zifeng: "no! H and o are so cute."

Li Tiezhu: "it's cute. It looks delicious."

He quickly went to the cattle farm. Under the leadership of the staff, he found a group of buffalo locked in the fence. Manzhang village mainly breeds buffalo. Each group of cattle has a leader, the largest one.

Buffalo is very big and strong.

Therefore, Zhen Nailiang and Wang Fang are a little empty. After all, they have not seen it.

Zhang Zifeng habitually hid behind Li Tiezhu.

Yang Feiyue, a social cow obsessive-compulsive, has gathered together to chat with a cow. If he doesn't understand the language, he gestures with his hands. It is estimated that he hasn't communicated any results.

Zhen Nailiang: "will they top US?"

Staff: "that's not necessarily."

Zhen Nailiang: "top injury, is it an industrial injury?"

Li Tiezhu said, "what if the top is dead?"

Staff: "..."

Wang Fang: "brother, isn't it so terrible?"

Li Tiezhu said with a smile, "I'm kidding. Of course it's not so terrible. I grew up riding a cow."

Zhen Nailiang: "can you still ride a cow? Can't a cow top you?"

Li Tiezhu said: "my cow had feelings. I was short and couldn't climb up the cow's back. It would let me step on it with ox horns and lift me up."

Zhen Nailiang: "these cows don't know you."

Li Tiezhu: "yes, without emotional foundation, you can only reason!"

Finally, Zhen Nailiang, as the eldest brother, took the initiative to choose the leader of the morning glory. Li Tiezhu and Wang Fang led two cows respectively, and the other cows followed. Yang Feiyue and Zhang Zifeng hid away and pretended to drive the cows with a stick.

However, after the cattle dared into the woods, the cattle began to run crazy.

Zhen Nailiang didn't have enough strength to hold the cow's head and collar, so that the cattle were completely out of control.

The artists catch up, but no one can control the ox. Zhen Nailiang is afraid when he sees the ox head collar, because several times the ox head collar really wants to top Zhen Nailiang's lungs. Fortunately, he can climb trees.

Li Tiezhu couldn't help laughing. He originally wanted to make the camera, but now it seems that he still needs to make a shot.

"Stay away. I'll go to the leader of the morning glory."

Li Tiezhu waved to everyone.

Zhang Zifeng: "brother, be careful."

Yang Feiyue: "master, come on! Spank it!"

Zhen Nailiang: "iron pillar, be careful not to be hurt by it. It's very irritable."

"Grumpy? I've seen a lot of grumpy cows! I've seen all the fried ones! Bah!"

Li Tiezhu spit on the palm of his hand. He rubbed the palm of his hands to increase the friction and approached the ox head collar.

The cow ran quickly.

Li Tiezhu caught up with him in an arrow step, grabbed the reins of the cow, pulled it hard and held it.

"Moo ~"

Niu seems unconvinced and tugs of war with Li Tiezhu.

This is because I didn't keep up with my IQ. The reins are tied to the cow's nose ring. Doesn't it hurt to tug of war with my nose?

they hurt.

Therefore, the cow soon gave up and rushed towards Li Tiezhu with his head buried, to use the horn to top it.

Generally, you should walk in a circle, always keep on the side of the cow, and tighten the reins. It won't take long to subdue the cow.

But Li Tiezhu didn't, but dodged, and then took the initiative to rush up when the cow turned and grabbed the two horns of the cow.

Ox horn is a taboo place for cattle, so cattle are angry.

Li Tiezhu has great strength and can't compete with cattle. He can't fight hard, but he has skills.

He rotated his hands and turned the cow's head 90 degrees so that it could not work hard. Then he leaned close to the cow's neck and pressed it down with his body.

"Moo ~"

After a scream, the cow was crushed to the ground. Li Tiezhu grabbed the horn with both hands and pressed one knee on the cow's neck.

Li Tiezhu reasoned with Niu: "do you know you're on TV? Why are you so bad?"

Cow: "moo!"

"Still running around?"

"Moo..."

The other four are stupid. Li Tiezhu has a close fight with Niu?

And won?

Wang Fang: "Xiaokai is right. Li Tiezhu is a monster."

Zhen Nailiang: "I didn't expect that..."

Yang Feiyue: "Wow! Ox fork! Master spanked it!"

Zhang Zifeng is the most calm. Su Su, who is grumpy in the mushroom house, is afraid of my brother! Cattle are not as good as my brother's cattle.

Li Tiezhu suppressed and instructed the cow's eyes. Until he moved his eyes to show his submission, Li Tiezhu let it go and let it get up. Then... He turned over and rode on the cow's back.

The ox head collar didn't dare to resist, but skillfully bowed his head and ate grass.

Barrage:

"Worthy of being the king of war!"

"Li Tiezhu was born with divine power."

"The serious brother who herded cattle since childhood is too skillful..."

"Riding a cow?"

"The ox head collar was subdued. It's so clever."

"Lying trough! Awesome!"

"Three more than cattle!"

"Did Li Tiezhu hang up?"

"Niu: are you polite?"

Under the leadership of the ox head collar, the cattle began to eat grass quietly and dared not run around any more. Several artists found an open space to sit down and have a rest.

Zhen Nailiang said, "it's too difficult to herd cattle! It's far from as comfortable as I thought. My shoes are wet and full of mud..."

Wang Fang: "I can't hold it at all. My strength is too strong. Brother Zhu, how can you turn over a cow?"

Li Tiezhu Road: "The cow has great strength to move forward, but it has little strength to move left and right, so as long as I break the cow's head and press it from the side, it is easy to fall down. This cow's head collar is much smaller than my previous buffalo. It may be that I am not old enough to feed. My cow has been raised for 20 years, and its waist is twice as wide and its strength is also greater than it. I started herding cattle when I was five years old and graduated from primary school, I was lying on the cow's back Do your homework on your back. "

Wang Fang, who had no childhood, envied: "wow... That's nice!"

Zhen Nailiang: "did Feiyue ride a cow when he was a child?"

Yang Feiyue said, "no, we all use tractors to cultivate land. Master, can't you afford tractors?"

Li Tiezhu: "I really can't afford it. Moreover, all mountain tractors are useless."

Everyone sat on the ground and talked about their childhood.

Wang Fang said a word, which made Li Tiezhu very moved. He said: "before, I always said to go to Kyoto to return to Shuangqing. Now it has become going to Shuangqing to return to Beijing... Where's brother Zhu?"

Li Tiezhu looked up and saw that the clouds in the sky were like a lump of shit: "I... since my mother died, I have been wandering with my father and working everywhere. I have been to East Guangdong, East China Sea and East Shandong... When I was 14 years old, my father broke his waist on the construction site. At that time, it felt like heaven collapsed... Since that summer vacation, I took care of my father in the hospital at night and began to do odd jobs on the construction site during the day..."

Zhen Nailiang and Wang Fang were silent, and compared with Li Tiezhu, their little regret was nothing.

Yang Feiyue's eyes are red. She can compare with Li Tiezhu.

Zhang Zifeng silently patted Li Tiezhu on the back: "brother, come on."

Li Tiezhu has always been very strong: "at that time, I thought that I would grow up early and help work and earn money to support my family... I thought that as long as my old man gets better and I can make money myself, I would be happy enough! Who knows? I can be a star and make a lot of money. However, I spend less and less time with my father."

Zhen Nailiang said, "then take your father to Kyoto."

Li Tiezhu: "he hurts the most now. He's too lazy to call me! He doesn't want to stay with me."

Everyone laughed, Li Tiedan has become a small net red, Liu Xiaohua often in the sound of Li Tiedan tiktok video, everyone knows.

Li Tiezhu also laughed, but he knew that the old man felt inferior in front of him. Especially after the last steel bar stealing incident, the old man didn't adapt to the fact that Li Tiezhu became a superstar. He couldn't turn around and was obsessed with gain and loss.

Two hours later, the sun was west.

Everyone drove the cattle back to the cattle farm and went back to ha ha's house with Wu Litao and Jin he'an, who came back from selling sugarcane, to prepare dinner.

Wang Fang picked two lettuce and came back.

In the spirit of diligence and thrift, Yang Feiyue said, "break off the leaves and feed them to * *."

Wang Fang looked suspicious: "for the chicken?"

Yang Feiyue: "they like to eat that leaf, and they will be happier if they mix some corn flour or something."

"Isn't this going to be fried?"

"Don't eat this leaf."

"Don't we just eat this leaf?"

Wang Fang was also a little unreasonable and weak. He began to search for Li Tiezhu's figure. As a result, Li Tiezhu and Zhang Zifeng were in the yard... Playing with the red rope?

Yang Feiyue's eyes were round: "are you kidding me? Lettuce broke the leaf, peeled the skin and ate the inside."

"Ah? No way! Lettuce eats this leaf."

"Do you know what lettuce is?"

"I know, I've eaten!"

"Haven't you really eaten a root?"

"I've never eaten. Haven't you eaten leaves?"

"I don't believe it."

"Eat this leaf!"

No one can convince anyone. They can only look to Zhen Nailiang who helps in the kitchen.

Zhen Nailiang: "ask me? How can I understand these? I can't recognize all the dishes in the vegetable garden."

Yang Feiyue said, "how do you eat your leaves?"

Wang Fang: "fried in soy sauce! Otherwise?"

Both sides are in the stage of mutual distrust and mutual dislike, and both of them are a little confused.

Yang Feiyue was completely confused and shouted, "master, come here for a minute."

Li Tiezhu came over with a red rope in his hands. They said the argument just now in one word and asked Li Tiezhu to be the referee.

Wang Fang: "brother Zhu is from Xichuan. He must eat leaves."

Yang Feiyue: "it's impossible. My master eats roots."

Li Tiezhu said, "Yang Feiyue, when you came to our house for dinner, did I feed the dog with fried phoenix tail? Dare you say you haven't eaten lettuce leaves?"