Chapter 816

Li Tiezhu was very serious. Ignoring Nie Yao's joke, he explained solemnly:

"The pregnancy kit is very practical. I learned it in the special forces a few months ago. It can make a fire, stop bleeding, make a slingshot, make a life buoy, save food, make a waterproof bag, be a rubber glove, and tie girls' hair. Ya Ya, if you run out of rubber bands, come to me and cut off the opening of the pregnancy kit, it's a good idea A perfect rubber band. "

Zhao Liya blushed, covered her ears and shook her head fiercely: "no, you don't want to... Stay away from me!"

I can't help it. This girl's brain hole is always big. Who knows what she thinks.

In fact, she subconsciously thought that the pregnancy kit can kill people, not villains, but adults. If it is fastened on her head like silk stockings, people can suffocate and die. It's too ghost animal.

Nie Yao, Wang Zhengyu and the staff laughed and asked a female star to tie her hair with a pregnancy condom?

Only Li Tiezhu dares to think.

Li Tiezhu said: "you see, when we lack the initial stage of the container, we can use the pregnancy kit as a water bag, which is very convenient."

Nie Yao: "no, no, no... I'd rather die of thirst."

He thought to himself, is that thing filled with water? How many of us will be shameless in the future? Do you want to hang out in the circle? Especially Zhao Liya is still a girl. It doesn't matter to you. You're shameless.

Zhao Liya hid far away and looked disgusted. How can she say this in front of a girl? The whole country, no, people all over the world are watching.

Li Tiezhu took out one and wanted to open it: "the original one I bought doesn't taste at all if it is washed clean."

Wang Zhengyu stopped Li Tiezhu's impulse to show and said, "OK, take the magic power! You continue to talk about your other tools."

Li Tiezhu was a little reluctant: "Oh, there is also a roll of plastic pocket, a small axe and a folding knife."

There are not many things, but they are very practical.

Wang Zhengyu: "very good! There are too many tools you show above, which is not in line with the purpose of this program. Now none of you choose three tools. The rest will be handed over to the program team, and you can exchange them with your labor products in the future."

Nie Yao looked at Li Tiezhu: "in addition to the pregnancy kit, the other three you brought are very useful."

Li Tiezhu shook his head: "no! I'll give up the plastic bag and leave the pregnancy sleeve, small axe and folding knife."

Nie Yao: "you are stubborn and boring..."

Li Tiezhu said, "have you brought any fire making tools? Who has a lighter? Don't you make a fire for food?"

Nie Yao: "

Li Tiezhu didn't bring a lighter or smoke. He used to smoke with brother Shu's fire before.

Li Tiezhu: "brother Yao, just choose an iron pot, rope and kitchen knife."

Nie Yao: "leave the chainsaw. It's easy to use. Cut down trees and bamboo."

Li Tiezhu: "is there electricity?"

Nie Yao: "

Therefore, the equipment of the trio is as follows: large iron pot, kitchen knife, rope, small axe, folding knife, nail knife, and... Pregnancy kit.

"Let's go! First go for a walk around our territory. Don't go too far. There are wild boars in the mountain bay with many bushes below."

Li Tiezhu took Nie Yao and Zhao Liya down the steep path of the cliff.

Nie Yao said, "can't you? I heard that wild boars in rural areas were extinct as early as last century."

Li Tiezhu said, "it was a domestic pig that ran out and became a wild pig."

"What? What else? Domestic pigs and wild boars are two breeds?"

"No. If a piglet without castration runs out, it will become a black boar with long tusks in two or three years. Even a castrated pig will become a boar in a few years."

"Aren't we very dangerous?"

"It's OK! These wild boars have just degenerated and won't take the initiative to attack humans. Brother Shu... Is an exception."

Brother Shu's behavior is like running to the door of his house to die. Who won't hit you?

The three first went to the pine forest on the left. There was a thick layer of dry pine needles on the ground. Walking on it was soft and slippery.

Didn't Nie Yao fall out for several meters? Holding a pine tree before stopping.

Zhao Liya is smart. She supports herself with a stick so that she won't slip.

Li Tiezhu couldn't help sighing: "when I was a child, I couldn't see any pine needles in the pine forest. I came to collect them every few days and get them back as firewood. It's very good. Every year when winter is coming, the whole family goes out to cut pine trees, dig tree roots, go back and chop them into pieces, and keep them for heating in winter."

Zhao Liya: "why not burn charcoal?"

Nie Yao: "at that time, how could the countryside afford to burn coal? Now when the conditions are good, charcoal will be burned. No one will loosen the needle again."

His hometown is a small county in Guizhou Province. Although he is not a rural person, he also went to the countryside when he was a child.

Li Tiezhu sighed: "yes! At that time, the coal was dug by my three brothers at the foot of the mountain. The hole was a little bigger than the people's Congress. They climbed in and out, dragging a boat shaped basket to load coal. I climbed in and played when I was a child. It was dark and wet. If anyone wanted to get coal, they would go in and dig it by themselves."

Zhao Liya said curiously, "is it still like this?"

Li Tiezhu shook his head: "it has collapsed long ago. Four men in the family died. Since then, no one has dug, built rural roads and bought charcoal."

Zhao Liya was frightened and thought of the feeling of being buried in the mine.

"Pine mushroom!"

Li Tiezhu suddenly exclaimed in surprise, and then rushed up to pick.

Nie Yao also found a small mushroom and asked, "what kind of mushroom is this? Can you eat it?"

Li Tiezhu took a look: "longitudinal tree fungus, you can eat."

After more than ten minutes, the three people picked up several balls of mushrooms, all of which were not big.

When walking back, Nie Yao said, "iron pillar, what shall we eat in the future? We can't rely on mushrooms alone. We won't have them today."

Zhao Liya replied, "cut down trees and sell money! Buy meat."

Her brain hole is also strange.

Li Tiezhu: "it's illegal to cut down trees."

Zhao Liya: "

They walked to the large bamboo forest.

Nie Yao: "we can't eat bamboo, can we?"

Li Tiezhu: "you can make bamboo baskets and exchange things with the villagers. To be honest, I'm too familiar with this one. There's no future for me."

The bamboo forest is more humid, and there is a small ditch.

Because there is a spring under the cliff. In the past, people in Lijia village came here to carry water. Li Tiezhu has been carrying water here since childhood.

Zhao Liya suddenly pointed to the bamboo in front and said, "look, there is a piece of bacon on the bamboo."

What?

Li Tiezhu looked up. Sure enough, there was a piece of bacon hanging on the bamboo five or six meters high from the ground. It was very fat!

The accompanying staff and cameramen laughed. Li Tiezhu's fellow villagers were kind to him.

After another period, the products will be more abundant.

good heavens!

There is a chicken nest in the bamboo forest. There are twenty eggs in the chicken nest. Next to it is an old hen whose feet are accidentally tied by grass leaves. Well, it's tied.

On a barren hillside, among the weeds, there are more than ten green Chinese cabbage.

A small stone slab with a palm size under the cliff accidentally crushed a hare that looked like a rabbit.

The most outrageous thing is that these three fat grass carp swim in the small water pond one meter square under the stone wall of the spring. The smallest one weighs three kilograms.

Nie Yao looked at Li Tiezhu: "your hometown is really rich in products!"

Li Tiezhu covered his face: "the villagers must have done it. Are you afraid I'll starve to death? Is it too clumsy?"

Zhao Liya: "I feel both a favor and an insult."

Li Tiezhu nodded: "just as I saw someone bring a nail clipper, it was humiliated."

Zhao Liya: "how did I know that the program group asked me to bring tools again?"

Li Tiezhu: "go back. It's time for lunch."

Nie Yao took out his mobile phone and saw that it was twelve o'clock and he was really hungry. However, can he eat enough with just a little mushroom?

Soon, they returned to the cliff.

The program team also took the "auspicious omen" from the bamboo forest to the village head and asked him to return it to the villagers. Of course, the villagers refused to admit it and were forcibly sent back by the village head.

Then, the village head went to dig in the bamboo forest with his hoe, dug out dozens of kilograms of rice and carried it away.

The tree elder brother also came, limping in the small hole under the cliff and took out several bags of hot pot seasoning back.

Barrage:

"The villagers are also really cute!"

"I can think of bacon hanging on the tree!"

"That's ridiculous. Are those three fish Xiuxian? What do you eat in such a small place?"

"This is testing the IQ of the program group..."

"Poof..."

"These villagers are dull. It's fun."

"Brother Shu is the most reliable, hot pot seasoning."

"The village head buried food himself, ha ha..."

"I have to say, the village head has the highest IQ, poof ~"

On the cliff, director Wang Zhengyu said to the three: "this season's program adopts the point system. You can use the points to show each other's tools and food."

A big board was carried over.

It says all kinds of items with clear real prices, such as:

Coke 3 points, lighter 10 points, pork 2 points 1 kg, beef and mutton 4 points 1 kg, rice 1 point 1 kg, flour 1 point 1 kg, power bank 1 point 1 kg

We don't accept mobile phones this time, just to sell rechargeable treasure?

As expected, Wang Zhengyu is more cheap than sun Xixi.

Nie Yao: "how do we earn points?"

Wang Zhengyu: "the program team will release fixed tasks every day, and you can get corresponding points when you complete them. In addition, there are optional tasks."

Zhao Liya said, "send the task quickly. I'm hungry."

Wang Zhengyu: "there are two fixed tasks today. First, make a fire 2 points. Second, build a shelter 4 points."

Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes: "I didn't say it earlier! That's it?"

Nie Yao: "you don't really think you can make a fire without pregnancy?"

Zhao Liya was inconvenient to discuss. She hid far away and stretched her ears to listen.

Li Tiezhu casually took out a condom: "you'll know later. Brother Yao, you and ya ya go to the pine forest below to pick up pine needles and dry branches. I'll go to the bamboo forest to load water."

The three acted in turn.

Li Tiezhu filled a set of water in the spring water Dang under the cliff and cut two pieces of dried bamboo shoot shells. This thing is more flammable than pine needles.

After coming back, Li Tiezhu rubbed the sleeve round, irradiated the bamboo shoot shell, adjusted the angle and made it perfect.

Fortunately, the sun is very big today.

When Nie Yao and Zhao Liya came back with firewood in their arms, the fire was already burning.

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