Chapter 817

Zhao Liya was stunned, but she was embarrassed to ask. She was on the program, not in private.

Nie Yao said, "it's really a fire with a necessary pregnancy set?"

Li Tiezhu threw the water polo to Nie Yao and didn't answer. He took the firewood and began to operate the fire, so that the fire could burn up a little, but it wouldn't be too big to waste firewood.

Nie Yao was curious for a moment and couldn't help playing with it. He really couldn't concentrate!

……

One month later, the live barrage took off in situ:

"Wuhu ~ moved! Poop..."

"It's really an artifact in the world."

"It's just the principle of convex lens."

"Li Tiezhu: I never play cards according to common sense!"

"If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would have vomited serious shit on my face."

"Seriously, I just tried it. It's in the Public Security Bureau. Well, WiFi here is very fast."

"Can I use it?"

"Ha ha, Nie Yao also began to play, uncle, where's your reserve?"

"Another idol school was taken off by Li Tiezhu."

"Back then, my brother Yao was also a piece of small fresh meat..."

"The result was ruined by the pregnancy condom?"

"Eh ~ there is ambiguity!"

Odin and his brothers in the United States are also watching the live broadcast. Well, they downloaded a penguin video. Now most of them can speak Chinese. Language is not a barrier.

When seeing this scene, Odin pondered. At the end of the world, I'm afraid it will become difficult to make a fire. In addition, the great Ian Pera's words will be pregnant and useful.

Aenpera can never be wrong. This program is taught to aenpera... Sermon.

Last season was, and so is this season.

So, sleepy long Odin said to his opponent, "allocate a part of money from the capital bank to buy a large number of pregnancy condoms."

A guy said, "Camilla hasn't come back yet. Don't worry?"

Another said, "moreover, she has to recover from her injury. I'm afraid she can't use it for a while!"

Odin said angrily, "fool! Pregnancy condoms are combat materials. Did you watch your program for nothing? How did Ian perra teach us? It really disappoints me. What does this have to do with Fengbao? He, no, she is both brothers with us and still uses that thing?"

People are convinced that the truth is the same.

Odin missed Camilla, his good brother who went to Thailand, and asked, "how's our armored force in Mexico?"

A subordinate replied, "the tank regiment established by the security company has a total of 82 tanks and more than 30 armored vehicles. It has successfully completed the preliminary training. Because it recruits veterans, it has formed combat effectiveness. Now it is a force that Mosco traders are eager to hire. It must double in a few years."

Odin frowned: "it may not be that long. As the great aenpera said, the beginning of the end may be a virus, followed by a mutated Zombie..."

A short man with rosacea said, "our training base in frelik city has recently seen many cases of pneumonia, such as e-cigarette disease, but the hospital can't detect it. Nearby residents are also infected. I suggest closing the training base first and isolating relevant personnel."

Odin didn't think much and nodded in agreement.

Then, they continued to watch the "sermon show" by Ian perra with a pious attitude... The first episode of the second season of FAK primitive man.

……

The program team prompts: "after the fire making task is completed, get 2 points."

A staff member handed two marbles to Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu took good care of the fire first, then waved his big hand: "waiter, order!"

The program team moved the big board up again.

Li Tiezhu discussed with Nie Yao and Zhao Liya and said, "half a kilo of pork and one kilo of rice."

Soon, they traded marbles for the food they wanted.

Li Tiezhu pointed to the board being removed and said, "why is there no salt on it?"

There is really no salt. Monosodium glutamate, raw soy sauce and oil consumption are all available.

Wang Zhengyu secretly said, "make it up when you turn back..."

Li Tiezhu: "no chance! Hei hei! Let's talk. Wang Party A. Hei hei..."

This is a skill learned from Huang Sanshi. This skill is only effective for Wang Party A, which is referred to as Wang Party A's Bug challenge skill for short. As long as we pick out his loopholes, we can force him to make a certain compromise.

Wang Zhengyu has a sign on his face... Fang dirty (flustered).

Li Tiezhu said, "you don't even have salt. How did you become a director? You're still an old variety planner, he! Tui ~ just say what to do!"

Nie Yao was stunned. Can he do this?

Zhao Liya helped to say: "Oh Huo primitive man has a very good reputation. The first season is very popular all over the world. Won't it hit you? Tut tut... This is the first issue. There is such a scandal!"

Wang Zhengyu raised his hand: "OK! I'll give you a bag of salt."

Li Tiezhu: "do you look down on us? Do we lack you a bag of salt? No! However, we are concerned about the quality of the program and the professionalism of the program team!"

Wang Zhengyu gritted his teeth: "a bag of salt and two sausages can't be more, or I'll turn my face!"

Zhao Liya: "you still turn your face. What do you mean..."

Li Tiezhu held him: "OK. Party A Wang eats soft rather than hard. He will pit him next time."

So, Li Tiezhu and the three harvested two more sausages.

Wang Zhengyu also asked people to fill the salt on the board and bid 100 points.

Not a person.

Barrage:

"It's a little old-fashioned."

"I'm kidding, Li Tiezhu, the first brother of mushroom house!"

"Compared with the previous season, this season has the meaning of enhanced mushroom house."

"Last season was too difficult."

"I'm kidding. Li Tiezhu's hometown is a magical place with rich products and cured meat on bamboo joints!"

"Li Tiezhu is very popular in his hometown."

"Rural people are simple."

"Lying trough! Wang Party A is a good dog!"

"100 points? Seriously? Too much."

Here, Li Tiezhu explained the skills of setting up an earth stove. He went to the edge of the cliff and pulled some earth bricks back to let Zhao Liya and Nie Yao set up a stove. He himself went to the bamboo forest with an axe and kitchen knife.

Half an hour later, Li Tiezhu came back with three bamboo bowls, two bamboo tubes of water, several pairs of bamboo chopsticks, a bamboo spatula, and... A bamboo spoon.

By the way, I washed the mushrooms for nothing.

And these two are smoked seven dizzy eight elements, but they haven't set up a soil stove yet.

Li Tiezhu didn't say anything. People in the city are like this. They have high eyes and low hands.

He took over the work and finished it in a minute. He sat in an iron pot, chopped the half fat and half thin pork into pieces, fried it in the pot, then put in mushrooms, stir fry, add salt, add water, then add rice, and stuffy rice over a low heat.

Stewed rice with mushroom fried meat is very fragrant.

Time is coming.

On the ridge to the east of Shiziya, a row of villagers squatted, one by one holding big bucket bowls or porcelain pots, filled with oily meals. While eating, these guys laughed at Li Tiezhu's three people. Their laughter was too rampant.

Yes, ridicule, red fruit ridicule.

It's one thing that they like Li Tiezhu, and it's another thing to laugh at them. Ha, are you Tiezhu today?

The villagers made no secret of their emotions and were too simple.

Another one squatted in the corner of a paddy field and ate while shit. He laughed the loudest, and others turned a blind eye.

The village head was also on the ridge with his three children, one of whom was beaten and cried by him because the child played truant and came back to see Li Tiezhu, along with the twins who were eating in tears.

The program team occasionally gave them a shot, but they didn't dare to shoot more.

Let's say that the dozens on the ridge are more like primitive people than the three of Li Tiezhu who are having a picnic.

Brother Shu is different. The whole village is eating. He doesn't have... His noodles.

Therefore, he told Li Tiezhu that his daughter-in-law cooked bacon at home to coax ghosts. Only when his family can afford bacon can there be ghosts and maggots.

Brother Shu came directly to the washbasin with his dressing face. Because his temperament was refined, the staff of the program team didn't dare to stop him.

The goods were coquettish and turned a corner to the early pea field of Li Demin's house. He pinched a small pea tip, threw it into a basin, stirred it and sucked it. Then, he changed a tricky angle, jumped off several ridges and walked towards the three "primitive people".

Wang Zhengyu finally couldn't help but ask, "what can I do for you, fellow?"

Brother Shu didn't bird him: "go away, go away. I'll find my pillar to set up the dragon gate array. I haven't seen him for many years. I miss him very much."

Li Tiezhu was pleasantly surprised to welcome him. Brother Shu was a well-known intellectual handicap in shiliba village. He was more handicapped than Li Tiezhu. Even the program team had heard of his name and dared not provoke him.

If my tree brother can send me some food, does the program team dare to take care of it?

"Brother Shu! What brings you here?"

"Ah, I'll go on TV. Yeah! I'll bring you something to eat by the way."

Tree elder brother is not surprised, even stroked the chicken nest head hairstyle.

Li Tiezhu looked at the noodles in his basin and the tip of a lump of raw peas. He was not interested.

"Brother Shu, you eat by yourself. We have food."

"Hey! Be polite to me? You said you were polite to me? I'm your drop, you drop or you drop. Come on, get it!"

As soon as brother Shu reached out, he took out... A little milk dog from the dirty suit pocket.

"Wang Wu ~"

Li Tiezhu was stunned and caught him quickly.

"How does this make?"

Li Tiezhu is really stupid. Together, I don't have enough to eat myself. Why don't I keep one more? This little suckling dog eats no less than Zhao Liya!

Li Tieshu smiled domineering: "you're welcome! You and I are brothers in robes. Just eat while it's hot. The meat is tender. I just stole it from your second uncle's house."

All right!

It turned out to be the cub of rhubarb.

Li Tiezhu cried and laughed: "thank you."

Brother Shu waved his hand, sucked the noodles and looked around Zhao Liya. It was so beautiful. Then, he was dragged away by the village head with his ears twisted, and was subjected to the most vicious curse.

But the little dog stayed.

Nie Yao came up and touched the dog: "it looks delicious."

Then the little suckling dog took his finger and began to pound.

Li Tiezhu: "not yet weaned."

Nie Yao sighed: "keep it first, and you can really eat it? Brother Zishu, I believe you. The dog says that labor is mixed (mind your own business)..."

Yes, uncle Nie Yao was so angry that his hometown dialect came out.

Zhao Liya liked dogs very much and comforted her in her arms: "hey? We met him here on the first day. It means we have fate. Let's keep him? First of all, we have to choose a name! It's not easy today. We have to choose a meaningful name..."

Li Tiezhu: "call it a pregnancy condom."

Nie Yao: "poof... What kind of ghost do you play with..."

Zhao Liya also changed her face: "I'll take a name. It's called... Oh Huo! Ha ha! It's called Oh Huo. The three of us are primitive people, just in time!"