Chapter 841

Li Tiezhu: "can you drown people half a meter deep?"

Yu Qian: "the water is half a meter deep, and there is mud? How deep is the mud?"

Li Tiezhu: "Oh, it's almost one meter. It's very dangerous. Mr. Guo will cheer us on the shore tomorrow, together with Oh Huo."

Yu Qian: "dogs don't have to. Dogs can swim naturally. They are better than Mr. Guo."

Guo gangde: "what is a dog better than me?"

Yu Qian: "can you swim, too?"

"How fresh!"

"Also, fat people can float by themselves. Then you are better than a dog. A dog can't. It has to dig."

"That's... Ah?"

"And you can speak crosstalk."

"Oh?"

Guo gangde's newly clamped pig's hoof fell off. Did you put it here today to hurt me? What's the matter? Tigers don't get sick when I'm a cat

Li Tiezhu said, "I can also cut shredded potatoes."

Yu Qian: "yes! Donkeys can't do that."

Guo gangde: "brother qian'er, do you say we still pay bonuses this year? Don't we expand a theater? Otherwise, don't pay it this year."

Yu Qian: "donkeys can't do that!"

Zhao Liya: "ha ha ha..."

Nie Yao choked with laughter when he drank the soup: "cough..."

Guo gangde: "

Is this crazy? Even threats don't work? Does Li Tiezhu have a buff effect? Blessed?

Li Tiezhu poked the fire and said, "Mr. Guo, uncle Yu said that if you pay a bonus this year, you are a donkey."

Yu Qian: "hey? Hey?"

Guo gangde: "well... It makes sense."

Yu Qian put down his glass and went to pick up Li Tiezhu: "no, which side are you? Didn't you agree to avenge me? I've been bullied by the boss for decades. Do you have any sympathy..."

Li Tiezhu said, "I'll just say that casually. How dare you believe it? What revenge do I take for you? I just want to add some program effect."

Yu Qian: "you fooled me?"

Barrage:

"Half a meter deep can only drown another teacher Guo?"

"Xiao Si?"

"Lao Guo is more difficult unless his head is down."

"These three are losing more and more."

"It's rare to see Guo gangde eat flat."

"This is a famous scene!"

"No! Here is the famous scene, high-energy warning!"

"Nuclear power ahead, non combatants, please evacuate."

"Don't eat. You'll choke."

Guo gangde grinned and gnawed at the pig's hoof. Good guy, it was collusion.

He took out his mobile phone and brushed it. He touched Nie Yao: "brother Yao, the signal on the top of the mountain is not very good."

Nie Yao: "open."

Guo gangde: "password."

"Ltz981010, Li Tiezhu's initials and birthday."

"Oh... Your mobile phone is hot. How can you use his birthday as the password? It's too ambiguous!"

"He can't remember using other passwords. He asks every day."

"That's a good excuse. I almost believed it."

"No, we..."

"Yes!"

"What do you know? He and I are friends of gentlemen."

"Oh... Friends of gentlemen! Don't dare say it on TV, program group. Cut this paragraph off."

"Why? What do you think?"

"I didn't think of anything. What do you think I think? Young man, your mind is very dangerous."

"I... you..."

Nie Yao was surrounded by the whole circle. How could he get in?

Guo gangde: "stop talking. Besides, everyone knows."

Zhao Liya said, "brother Yao, keep a low profile! Don't make any gossip for silly column."

Nie Yao: "

Zhao Liya, which end are you from? What do you have to do with iron pillar? Don't I know? Why are you fooling around?

No way, rabbit smashing is so evil.

Guo gangde brushed his mobile phone and chewed pig's feet.

Um... Comfortable.

Brother Yao is good. He is a person who can easily bring happiness to people. No wonder Tiezhu likes him so much.

Their happiness is based on Nie Yao's pain, which is very immoral.

Nie Yao asked Li Tiezhu for help: "Tiezhu, please clarify."

Li Tiezhu had a drink with Yu Qian and said, "clarify what? Didn't you say everything? The friendship between gentlemen is thin."

Zhao Liya: "poof ~ box..."

Yu Qian: "choking, coughing, coughing, coughing..."

It's really choking.

Guo gangde also laughed and clapped Yu Qian on the back. He couldn't choke to death. He didn't buy insurance for him this year.

Nie Yao stamped his foot: "it's as light as water!"

Li Tiezhu sandwiched some sour radishes for himself: "they are all the same. Brother Yao and I kissed each other when we met for the first time!"

Guo gangde: "is it so direct? Don't hold hands first and then kiss?"

Now it's Mr. Guo's turn to take revenge.

Zhao Liya slapped the table with a smile.

Yu Qian, who just took a breath, laughed and gasped. He choked on his saliva and his face turned red.

Nie Yao: "it was kind, not pro... There were a lot of people at that time."

Guo gangde: "Oh, that's inconvenient."

Nie Yao: "this... Iron pillar, you say."

Li Tiezhu said, "don't talk nonsense with Mr. Guo. He likes to bully people and take advantage of his mouth. Unlike me, he is honest."

Nie Yao: "you are honest, fart!"

Li Tiezhu: "speaking of fart, I remember. The first time I saw brother Yao was in the Three Kingdoms crew. Our friendship began at that time. I stabbed him in the ass as soon as I met him..."

Nie Yao covered his face: "

eldest brother! What are you talking about? Although what you said is true, it sounds strange. It seems... The more you describe it, the darker it becomes!

Finished

Guo gangde stopped clapping Yu Qian's back. He loved to die. He began to applaud: "there is a picture! Li Tiezhu is an honest man. What he said must be the truth."

Zhao Liya smiled, holding her waist with one hand and wiping her tears with the other.

Yu Qian is still coughing.

Li Tiezhu: "of course, I never lie."

Nie Yao: "stop talking, please."

Li Tiezhu spread his hands: "didn't you let me say it?"

The barrage is insane:

"Guo gangde: if I can't defeat others, I will defeat brother Yao."

"Brother Yao: why am I always injured?"

"Too ambiguous?"

"Friends of gentlemen are as light as water?"

"Egg water?"

"Brake! Or I'll jump."

"Is this car special? Guo gangde drove it. How do you brake?"

"Kiss as soon as you meet?"

"I'm so convinced. Can I understand that?"

"It's really immoral. We should hold hands first and then kiss."

"I stabbed him in the ass as soon as I met him, hahaha..."

"I can't laugh!"

"Ya Ya smiles so happily. It must be a rotten girl!"

"What is the word of tiger and wolf?"

"Box box box box..."

"I still have that moving picture on my mobile phone. It's a famous scene!"

"The relationship between Tiezhu and Nie Yao is solid."

"Serious brother, this silly batch..."

"Li Tiezhu refuted the rumor: it's a poke, not an eye!"

"Lying trough!"

Nie Yao is going crazy. He drinks deeply and doesn't want to talk to anyone. They are all bad people, especially Guo gangde and Zhao Liya.

Li Tiezhu gave Nie Yao a piece of duck neck meat: "brother Yao, don't just drink and eat."

Nie Yao looked at the duck neck in the bowl and collapsed even more.

Sure enough, Zhao Liya, Guo gangde and Yu Qian burst into laughter again.

Li Tiezhu asked Nie Yao, "what are they laughing at?"

Nie Yao took another sip of wine and didn't want to talk.

Zhao Liya: "hehe... Brother Yao, eat quickly. Li Tiezhu specially prepared the food for you. Why are you so polite? You are good brothers sleeping together. Why are you out of sight?"

The dark rabbit hit again.

Nie yuan picked up the bowl and poured the duck neck into Li Tiezhu's bowl, silently resisting.

Li Tiezhu wondered, "brother Yao, what's the matter with you?"

Zhao Liya: "he's angry. Don't you coax him?"

Li Tiezhu: "?"

Nie Yao himself laughed: "box... I really convinced you!"

Zhao Liya: "brother Yao, don't be angry. Their men are big pig hooves."

Nie Yao: "take the magic power, ya ya!"

In the midst of laughter, everyone had a happy and relaxed night, except Nie Yao and donkey.

The tractor was frightened by their laughter and lost sleep that night.

The next day, when Nie Yao got up to wash, Li Tiezhu, who was cleaning up donkey dung and eggs, greeted him affectionately:

"Brother Yao, what would you like to eat in the morning? I'll make it for you!"

Zhao Liya was lying at the tree house window with her hair on her head: "Oh, yo ~"

Nie Yao reddened his ears for no reason: "go away! You don't care what I eat."

Zhao Liya: "yes, brother Yao! That's it. Let him understand that I'm angry and can't coax well."

Nie Yao: "# ￥ @%& * #@..."

Li Tiezhu looked up and said to Zhao Liya, "stop talking. Brother Yao kicked the quilt last night. I covered it for him. I guess he didn't rest well and has a bad temper."

"Box box box..."

Zhao Liya smiled and hit her head against the window frame.

Li Tiezhu looked blankly and always felt... There was something wrong.

Fortunately, she continued to work in the morning. Zhao Liya took her donkey to camel bamboo leaves and had no time to do things. It took them only three hours to put up a roof over the kitchen that had been built yesterday.

After lunch, several people took the bamboo basket made by Li Tiezhu to the pond.

After threshing the millet, the villagers have to plough the field again. There is a final technical work in ploughing, which is called edging. It is to plough the four sides of the paddy field deeply, paste the inner side of the ridge with thin mud, and lock the water in the field.

In winter, water is stored in the field, so the water in the pond is almost drained.

Now, such a big pond is full of mud, only the deepest place in the middle has some water Dang, less than half a meter deep. This is the opportunity to pick up fish and catch loach.

In ordinary years, the villagers will come to sweep it.

But not this year. They are very simple. Since they can't send grain and bacon at the beginning, they will give the fish and shrimp to Li Tiezhu.

The program group didn't say anything. It defaults.

The little black fat man was the first to go to the pond. It was estimated that he was eager to drown him in the water half a meter deep in the front. Then he fell into the mud and couldn't pull it out.

"Iron pillar! Help me!"

Mr. Guo's cry was a little sharp.

Yu Qian took a cigarette in his mouth and said, "what's the panic? Just wait. I'll pull you out after smoking this cigarette."

Li Tiezhu also felt that most of the cigarettes were lost. It was a pity: "brother Yao!"

Nie Yao is catching loach: "open."

"No, you go and help Mr. Guo."

"Oh."

So... Nie Yao also fell in, and the mud over there was over his knee.

Then Zhao Liya also went to save people. She also took herself in. The three people looked at the two smoking on the shore together.

Yu Qian flicked the ash: "this is master Hulu saving the doll! Shall we go? What if all five are trapped in it?"