Chapter 842

Li Tiezhu said, "what else? Let's go back and have a drink?"

Yu Qian: "that's nice. Just last night's Peanuts left the old ones... Let them plant them inside. Next year we'll collect a car of Guo gangde."

"That's not chaos in the world?"

"Yes, there are enough evils."

Li Tiezhu smiled. This is uncle Yu and uncle Guo.

Oh, but I'm so flustered. The little guy has been for nearly three months. He's very clever.

Seeing the master in the mire, he was very worried and shouted at Li Tiezhu. After all, it had always been brought by Zhao Liya.

The dog was almost crying: "woof woof woof ~"

Uncle Yu was not a human being and said to the dog, "ho! True or false?"

"Woof woof..."

"Well, what else?"

"Wow!"

"Hi! I haven't heard of it."

"Woof!"

"If you have something to say, don't worry. Shall we straighten our tongue?"

“……”

"Don't be quiet!"

Li Tiezhu is stupid. He deserves to be the best in the world. Can he even hold a special dog? Is there anything you can't hold in this world?

"Woof, woof, woof..."

"How do you know so well?"

"Wang..."

"Who? Trapped?"

"Ow ~"

"What does it have to do with you? What's your hurry here?"

“……”

"Listen to me and calm down."

"Woo..."

Uncle was so happy that he annoyed the dog.

Isn't it?

The dog was so angry that he jumped down from the pond bank and was loyal to the Savior.

Brave dogs are not afraid of sleepiness

I went and planted the mud directly, head down, with two small short legs still struggling.

Yu Qian said, "Oh! Don't think about it. It's good to live."

Li Tiezhu was startled and jumped down quickly. He pulled out Oh Huo and rushed to the water Dang in the pond to wash the dog.

OK, life is tenacious, don't cry, look at Zhao Liya.

Li Tiezhu wrung or smoothed the dog dry, put it in his pocket, and went to save the three of them.

Barrage:

"This is a master, this is a master!"

"This is a real dog, this is a real dog!"

"Yu Qian holds everything."

"I laugh and can talk with dogs?"

"Mr. Yu is very human."

"After all, it's the man who ran across the Bund..."

"The dog collapsed, ha ha..."

"Jumped down the trough!"

"Ha ha! It's mud."

"Although it's very poor, I can't help laughing."

"Uncle Yu is really unique!"

Those three are in a stable mood and even laughing.

Nie Yao: "I took it. Uncle Yu, what the hell is this operation?"

Zhao Liya said with emotion: "Sir, this is self release! Our program is really special. Hey, my dog..."

Guo gangde: "don't worry, I can't die. Brother Qian Er's eloquence is unique. He usually lets me. If I really want to fight, I'm not as good as him. You can see that he can hold a dog, let alone me. I'm better than a dog..."

Nie Yao and Zhao Liya look at Uncle Guo at the same time. Why did you suddenly commit suicide?

Guo gangde is also a monk. What am I talking about?

Well, Li Tiezhu is poisonous!

Li Tiezhu came over, first pulled Zhao Liya out of the mud, carried her ashore, and gave her the dog: "go back and make a fire to heat it."

Zhao Liya: "heat up? Leftovers?"

"Bake!"

"Oh."

Then, Li Tiezhu came to the two men.

In fact, the reason for falling in is very simple. They have too little strength and have no skills to walk through the fields. Naturally, they can't pull it out by themselves.

"Come on, shake your feet left and right, let the air in, and then lift your feet gently and slowly. Will you come out? Don't use brute force. The slower it is, the less effort it is. Well, you go to the shallow mud place. I'll come here."

Next, Li Tiezhu, Guo gangde and Nie Yao, carrying a bamboo basket, swept the pond, and their pants were soaked.

Unlike the mushroom house, each person was given a waterproof suit. The primitive people didn't have that treatment. Nie Yao was stabbed by a clam shell, but he didn't bleed.

Nie Yao: "iron pillar, is there any way to protect your feet? Don't stab Mr. Guo."

Guo gangde also looked at Li Tiezhu. Indeed, he always stepped on a clam shell in the pond.

Li Tiezhu said: "yes, it must be pregnant. There are still many left, which are put on your feet."

Guo gangde: "do you still bring this thing on the program?"

Nie Yao said with a bad smile, "who knows what his dog's brain thinks."

Guo gangde looked at Nie Yao: "it's not easy, brother Yao!"

Nie Yao: "?"

Uncle Yu didn't go down to the pond. He moved a bamboo horse and sat on the shore with a wine gourd. The gourd was sent by brother Shu. It was also his handiwork. Peonies were carved on the gourd.

Whenever villagers passed by, uncle Yu would smoke and chat with them, and the staff would not let go.

"Did you eat?"

"Pick dung? Oh! It's fresh enough and tastes good!"

"Oh, this sheep can be watery. How much is it a kilo?"

"Not for sale?"

"Elder sister, are you carrying sweet potato vines? Can you finish eating so much? How many people in your family?"

"Ah... Feed the pigs."

"Isn't this the second uncle of Tiezhu? I've seen him in Jinmen. What are you doing?"

"Hey! The school invites parents. What's the matter with those two?"

"Take off girls' shoes? Good guy, these two boys are smart when they are young..."

"Man, your camera is so small. Does the program team have no money?"

"Shoot me with a small one? Shoot Li Tiezhu with a big machine? Hey..."

"Wang Jia!"

At 4 p.m., Li Tiezhu and others finally came out of the pond. Snails, loaches, eels, crucian carp... Were full of harvest.

Nie Yao: "today's harvest is really good. Tomorrow's guests will have a blessing in mouth."

Guo gangde: "not tonight?"

Nie Yao: "just the three of us can make do with some leftovers. Leave it to the guests, otherwise we have to spend points to buy vegetables tomorrow."

Guo gangde: "I think I'd better do it all and give them a good time."

Li Tiezhu gathered the three bamboo baskets together and said, "hard work, Mr. Guo, er... Hard work, uncle qian'er, let's go back and change clothes? Then I'll take you to the car."

Guo gangde smiled: "what car?"

Li Tiezhu: "the program team's car will take you back to town."

Guo gangde said, "who said we were leaving?"

Li Tiezhu: "what do you mean?"

Yu Qian came over, looked like I was your uncle, and said, "let me tell you, we didn't plan to go until we finished the festival catalogue for you."

Li Tiezhu: "

Nie Yao: "there's not enough rice..."

Guo gangde: "that doesn't matter! You have to take care of the meal when we come. Today is the tenth issue? There are still two issues and four days behind. Don't try to deceive me. I know you still have a chance to order takeout. I want to have a big meal."

Li Tiezhu: "it's been a long time. Are you here for vacation?"

Guo gangde: "so what? If you can kill me?"

Little black fat man is very arrogant!

Li Tiezhu: "

Although I have this ability, I can't really do it. If I kill him, I have to spend money to buy him sushi

Yu Qian: "kill him and I'll eat his share."

Guo gangde went up and beat Yu Qian on the chest with a small fist: "are you bored?"

Nie Yao: "woo ~"

In a word, the two leaders are so bad. Li Tiezhu is really embarrassed to rush people. After all, with their coffee and ability, they are building blocks for the program.

Dinner has to be a little bigger.

Fried small fish, raking loach, dry fried eel, spicy fried snail, taro roast chicken, as well as last night's leftovers and sour radish old duck soup.

In the evening, Yu Qian and Li Tiezhu drank a lot of wine and were happy for another day.

Zhao Liya and brother Yao take old clothes to make clothes for the dog. Let alone, Zhao Liya can't even wear needles. Nie Yao's needlework is first-class. Zhao Liya is responsible for creativity and Nie Yao is responsible for realization.

Why do you want to make dog clothes? It's because... Zhao Liya heated the dog. No, when she dried it, she burned a large pinch of hair on the dog's ass, and even gave the smell of meat.

It is said that the dog peed and thought its owner was going to roast it.

Zhao Liya kept holding oh and reading: "Mom, I'm sorry for you. I didn't mean to..."

I have to say, oh, Huo is also an ill fated dog.

In order to make up for her fault, Zhao Liya took Oh Huo to the tree house this night and made an exception to let it sleep by the bed.

Another day, early morning.

Guo gangde and Yu Qian got up early, earlier than Li Tiezhu. They walked along the cliff, chatting and exercising.

They are really familiar with Li Tiezhu, so they can be so rude, just like SiHa brothers.

Walking, I saw a man coming from the station of the program team, dragging a suitcase and sunglasses. It looked like today's new guest.

The two of them walked over while sitting for chest expansion exercise.

Guo gangde turned his back and said, "yo! Isn't this who? Who's that? The one who often plays hooligans!"

Yu Qian held a cigarette in his mouth and said, "it's still a show?"

"Yes, he looks like a hooligan."

"What do you mean like? If you can't speak, people grow up according to hooligans. This is called... Directional growth. Hey! Are you professional, buddy?"

"Professional! I make you a rogue appraiser."

"I'm flattered. There are many hooligans. Do you know Guo gangde? Hey..."

"Get out!"

The two began to talk about crosstalk again.

Sun Lei tried to keep his eyes wide open. "Please call me Yan Wang!"

Yu Qian: "don't talk nonsense, hurry to draw the lottery!"

Guo gangde: "smoke! If you can't smoke well, we'll repatriate you directly."

Sun Lei is also an old variety player. After listening to them, he was not in a hurry: "what do you mean? Aren't you a guest in the last issue? Why haven't you left? What's the matter with you?"

The three are about the same age. Sun Lei is one year younger than uncle Yu, but three years older than Guo gangde. His peers talk about friendship. They don't meet much, but they have a good relationship. In addition, everyone has a good sense of variety. Naturally, they can collide with each other.

Guo gangde: "aren't we going? Tiezhu won't let us go. He said that you are the guest in this issue."

Yu Qian: "Hey! Who said no."

Sun Lei: "I'm afraid I'll put them in the limelight and let you put them down?"

Guo gangde: "that's not true, mainly because I'm afraid you don't have a sense of variety. The penultimate phase can't be vague."

Yu Qian: "not so much?"

Sun Lei smiled and said, "where's the rope? Who has the rope? I'll tie them up and let Li Tiezhu pay the ransom..."

Guo gangde was startled: "take it easy, man. We're on TV."

Sun Lei: "how fresh? When are we not on TV?"

Yu Qian shook his head: "corner, idea, pull!"

Guo gangde: "green mountains don't change. Green water flows forever. Hey? Brother Qian, why are you pulling me?"

Isn't this the weakened version of Li Tiezhu? What are you doing to him? Get out!

(to make up for the arrears of the day before yesterday, end)