Chapter 894

Wang Zhengyu said, "well, let's drive to the Northeast now."

Chen Chichi: "it's a little hasty. Is it serious to drive to the Northeast?"

Deng Chao: "where the hell is it outside?"

Luhani: "Suzhou and Hangzhou, we came by bullet train, I know."

Li Tiezhu is an honest man: "how many days does it take to drive to the Northeast?"

Wang Zhengyu: "it will arrive in an hour."

Li Tiezhu: "is this a car or a rocket? I studied geography."

People: "ha ha ha..."

After a while, Li Tiezhu reacted: "ah, I see. We're not really going to the northeast, are we?"

Chen Chichi and Deng Chao laughed ruthlessly, while Peng Yuchang snickered, but they laughed the most fiercely.

Luhani kindly rubbed Li Tiezhu's head: "silly child, this is not a problem you need to consider. Just live happily."

The other three laughed crazy again.

Chen Chichi: "a silly pillar, a silly roe deer, ha ha..."

Deng Chao: "the key is that silly roe deer are still comforting silly pillars."

Peng Yuchang's face was confused with laughter, and his magic laughter filled the whole carriage.

Li Tiezhu took off his shoes and took them in his hand.

Peng Yuchang immediately stopped laughing: "brother Zhu, I'm wrong!"

His attitude was unusually correct.

At this time, the program team began to give each of them a set of military coats and deliberately set the air conditioner to the lowest temperature.

"Lao Zhang drove to the northeast and hit! The driver played a rogue and ran away! Thanks to a northeast man, he was sent to the hospital for five stitches, OK!"

Li Tiezhu put on his coat and sang. This song is... Cheap.

In addition, Li Tiezhu's intelligence value is too surplus, so he bought it.

Luhani: "new song?"

Li Tiezhu: "ang!"

Deng Chao: "do you write songs with your mouth open? It seems a little not serious."

Li Tiezhu: "what else?"

Deng Chao: "

"Ha ha ha ha..."

Luhani: I want to sing this song. It's fun. Your northeast dialect is very smooth

Fat deer never beat around the bush when Li Tiezhu asked for a song. Anyway, the pillar basically responded to his requests.

Li Tiezhu said, "because there is a northeast person in our dormitory."

That's quite reasonable.

So the car turned into a chorus.

"Lao Zhang invited him to dinner. He didn't do it after drinking less. He said... Our Naga is from Northeast China, our Naga is rich in Korean ginseng, and our Naga pig is stewed with vermicelli..."

"Shuang Ni'er serves pickled cabbage!"

In the song, the car drove out of the city to the countryside and passed a pond.

Barrage:

"Isn't writing a song just like opening your mouth?"

"Li Tiezhu's song should be included in the Royal engine."

"Li Zhixuan is from Northeast China, and his accent is partial to that of three Xichuan people in the dormitory?"

"This pond looks familiar!"

"The pond where Xu Shan competes for fishing!"

"What does it have to do with marinated eggs?"

"The title of marinated egg comes from here. Li Tiezhu washes his hair and polishes it."

"Can't it be a mushroom house?"

"Fake?"

"It's really a mushroom house..."

"What's going on?"

"Party A Wang brought SiHa's team to the mushroom house. Isn't it against the peace?"

"He did both programs."

Soon the train stopped. Peng Yuchang, as cannon fodder, was first pushed off by four old members. When Peng Peng was nervous, his expression suddenly became particularly wonderful. He didn't expect to come back in his lifetime.

Snowflakes are floating, the north wind is rustling, and the world is vast

In the background music of the program group, large snowflakes fall down.

Peng Yuchang shouted, "brother Zhu, come and see where you castrate."

Li Tiezhu got off the bus the second time: "is it true or false? Did you lie to your father? Hey, lying in the trough!"

The others came down, too.

Peng Yuchang pointed to a house not far away and said, "over there is brother Zhu's boar house. I remember the guests in that period were song Zhuer and Zheng Yanzi."

Several people climbed up the steps against the big snowflakes, pushed the door and entered.

Deng Chao: "it's really hasty."

Luhani pointed to the yard, "what's that?"

A bubble made rockery, white, with three words written on it, Changbai Mountain.

Hard core northeast!

Chen Chichi directly covered his face: "this is no longer a problem of carelessness, comrades, this is a fraud!"

Li Tiezhu: "why don't you call 96110?"

Chen Chichi: "what's that?"

Li Tiezhu: "the phone of the anti fraud center."

Chen Chichi: "what bullshit anti fraud phone report? You're not su Ye's bitch."

Barrage:

"It's really a mushroom house!"

"Suddenly think of the picture of serious brother castrated pig!"

"Ha ha ha..."

"Good guy, dream linkage."

"Fraud, absolutely fraud."

"What's the situation? Two programs are the same director?"

"Not only the same director, but also the same team."

"When he came to the mushroom house, Li Tiezhu's combat effectiveness automatically tripled."

"Li Tiezhu and Peng Peng went home."

After seeing the too realistic Changbai Mountain, several people wandered around and Peng Yuchang led the way.

"I lived in this place with brother Zhu for a long time. I went to shoot the wind dog. Brother Zhu helped me cover for many periods."

Li Tiezhu said, "yes, that's the only mushroom house I stayed in in the first season and the mushroom house in the second season."

Chen Chichi: "mushroom house! I didn't come that season."

Peng Yuchang said, "really? That should be the only mushroom house my uncle hasn't been to?"

Chen Chichi: "it seems so. I'll make it up this time!"

Northeast landscape painting is hung on the wall of the courtyard, which is regarded as the northeast, which is perfunctory enough. There is a man and a woman in a big flower jacket posing as northeast silver in the corner of the courtyard. One is the female staff of the working group, and the other is deputy director Xi Xi.

The worst thing is that h and O, who were forced to operate, were put on elk clothes with elk written on them.

Luhani went over and said, "what do these two puppies mean?"

Peng Yuchang: "sit! H sit!"

H ignored him, turned around and ran to Li Tiezhu to congratulate him. O also ran over.

Luhani: eh? Does he know you

Peng Yuchang: "yes, h and O. didn't you see them when you came to the mushroom house?"

Luhani: "but you are in the mushroom house every season. Why are they more familiar with the pillars?"

Peng Yuchang said with a straight face: "they are most afraid of Mr. Huang and brother Zhu, because they always have a special preference for dog hotpot."

Luhani: "hahaha..."

Li Tiezhu squatted on the ground and said, "tut tut! H's food is running well. It's getting fatter and fatter..."

O ao'er fled, regardless of her husband's safety.

Chen Chichi came over: "Male Elk, female elk? Silly roe deer stood in the middle. There was just a family of three."

The pavilion has been temporarily transformed into a northeast earth Kang, but the swing on one side is still there.

The swing made by Li Tiezhu himself.

Since this season, the swing has become the standard configuration of mushroom house almost every season.

Barrage: "Wow, the swing made by serious brother for iron head baby is still there!"

Five people sat on the Kang.

Peng Yuchang was surprised and said, "look, brother Zhu, the heart shape in the rice field is still there. We made it in those years."

Li Tiezhu: "you know it was that year. The rice has changed several crops. How can it still be there? It's just that the rice imitates our heart-shaped pattern every year. It seems that it should be changed into a home stay, just like the home of primitive people."

Peng Yuchang was right when he thought about it.

Wang Zhengyu said perfunctorily, "well, welcome to the northeast."

People: "that's it?"

As soon as the picture turned, the program solemnly broadcast the beautiful scenery of the Northeast: "welcome to the northeast. There is not only the first snow at the northernmost end and the first ray of sunshine at the easternmost side, but also 1.09 million square kilometers of black land..."

Barrage:

"Forced northeast?"

"Is that good? It's not good."

"Ha ha, mushroom house?"

"I'm on the stage."

"You don't have to."

"Su ye: I reported it. Someone cheated."

"Bah! You whistle blower."

"This northeast is too lifelike. I almost believed it."

"Watching this program needs a sense of faith..."

Several guests in the program are numb. After all, it's SiHa. It's just perfunctory.

Wang Zhengyu briefly explained that he couldn't go to the Northeast because of the epidemic. He made do with it temporarily.

Then, start playing games.

Five so-called northeast specialties are served, including watermelon, silkworm chrysalis, big stick bone, garlic and an apple.

Luhani was startled by the silkworm chrysalis in front of him.

According to the order of eating, Li Tiezhu is a garlic in front of him. The program team seems to look down on him. Peng Yuchang is the last one. Peel the apple. The skin can't be broken.

Deng Chao: "wait a minute! I think there's a trap."

Chen Chichi: "isn't this obvious enough? You still need to feel it?"

Deng Chao: I want to ask who can peel apples? Still

The other three said in unison, "iron pillar! Is it you?"

Deng Chao: "iron pillar, are you sure it won't break?"

Li Tiezhu said, "I can peel you one meter and five meters long, but the problem is, I think it's my turn to peel, and you'll be full."

Chen Chichi: "ha ha ha..."

Deng Chao: "what do you mean?"

Luhani: "it means that we can't finish in front. Stop talking nonsense and let Chichi start eating watermelon."

So, Chen Chichi began to burn up, holding a watermelon eager to try.

Start

Choked at the first bite.

Deng Chao and Luhani urged Chen Chichi to eat quickly.

Peng Yuchang is responsible for outputting magic laughter. Come to this program. He's here to dub. It's very suitable for the name of this program "ha ha ha ha ha".

Li Tiezhu secretly tore the big stick bone in front of Deng Chao and ate it, thief Xiang.

Shh~

"Next."

Luhani: shall we fail? I abstain

Deng Chao: Yes

Peng Yuchang: "ha ha ha ha..."

Chen Chichi said, "I just urged me to eat faster and sweep my face at the watermelon. As a result, you abstained after I finished eating? Tiezhu, do you think there's such a reason?"

Li Tiezhu stuffed his mouth with a big stick: "ah? # ￥ @%& *..."

Chen Chichi: "it doesn't matter..."

Then change the position. Peng Yuchang eats watermelon, Chen Chichi eats silkworm pupa, Luhani stick bone, Deng Chao eats garlic, and Li Tiezhu cuts apples.

Peng Yuchang is quick to eat watermelon and has the advantage of big mouth. He just laughs after eating and can't whistle.

When Deng Chao finished eating garlic, Li Tiezhu calmly picked up the apple and peeled it.

"Yes, yes..."

"The iron pillar is very slippery."

"It is worthy of being the cook who can make movies best in the singing world."

"Be careful..."

"I think I can cut it a little thicker."

Li Tiezhu: "shut up! It's not easy to break if you want to be thin. The pulp is very crisp. It's easy to break if it's too thick. Am I not professional?"

Wang Zhengyu: "twenty seconds left!"

Li Tiezhu shook his hand: "danger..."

It's broken.

People are stupid.

Later, the bus slapped on Li Tiezhu's face.

Repeat the flag Li Tiezhu just made: "am I not professional? Am I not professional..."

In another round, everyone worked hard for Li Tiezhu to get one and a half minutes to cut the apple. Li Tiezhu finally completed the game successfully and passed the game.

Li Tiezhu was a little sour and nervous. He said, "Wang Party A, if you are in the mushroom house like this, you will be killed by Mr. Huang."

Several people came into the house, put on their sportswear and had a rest.

And a disco.

Luhani suddenly asked, "pillar, how many issues have you recorded in I am a singer?"

Li Tiezhu: "phase five."

Luhani: "then there are seven more episodes. Our program is recorded directly without rest for more than 20 days. What do you do? Ask for leave?"

Several other people also looked at Li Tiezhu curiously.

Of course this paragraph won't be in the positive.

Li Tiezhu said, "I told Wang Zhengyu to wait for me for two days. This weekend, the sixth issue, I will be eliminated. Then, we will record five together."

Chen Chichi gave a thumbs up.

Peng Yuchang continued to laugh.

Deng Chao: "you're really a little lost. I don't think anyone should eliminate you. I expect you to win the championship."

Li Tiezhu said, "with Mr. Liu Le, I won the championship? Go and kidnap him. Hong Bo means that I'll eliminate it first, and I'll go back to the 11th resurrection game. Anyway, I'm going to save the field. Now I've saved the fifth phase. It's already interesting enough."

Luhani: I'm angry! Brother Zhu is angry! I'll be your guest singer when you get to the finals

Li Tiezhu said seriously, "but I want to find a singer who can sing."

Luhani nodded, "good! Break up."

Li Tiezhu: "OK!"

"Ha ha ha ha..."

After laughing, Li Tiezhu suddenly had a bold idea: "ah... How about you four come together to be my guest singers when my singer is in the finals?"

Chen Chichi: "since you are not afraid of death, we can try our best to give you a ride."

Deng Chao twisted his ass: "I'll dance with you. Ouch, move and beat..."

Li Tiezhu said, "brother Yue wanted to sing for me, but I refused him. Don't be arrogant."

Continue recording.

As soon as they came downstairs, they were blocked by a green wall at the door.

Changbai Mountain was sprayed with green paint and turned into Aershan.

Chen Chichi couldn't help but say, "I thought Zhen Nailiang came and bumped in."

Luhani: the head is big and green, isn't it

"Ha ha ha ha..."

This paragraph was cut off, and the director ordered them to go back and go out again and record it again.

The earth Kang in the pavilion was replaced by a yurt blanket, and several people sat on the ground.

The second game, the horse racing conference, obtains the bath time through the competition and forces the bath.

Deng Chao said, "can you ride a horse?"

Luhani said, "no, brother Zhu will. He will hide in that stirrup."

Chen Chichi: "according to my understanding of the program team, there can be no real horse for us to ride."

Draw horse cards first.

Chen Chichi chose a healthy horse, Luhani chose a BMW, Deng chaoshaqi horse, Peng Yuchang's black sheep, and Li Tiezhu drew a payment horse.

The four of them are children's pulley and plastic doll pony, while Li Tiezhu's is h.

Are you a paying horse?

H: "Wang ~"

Li Tiezhu said, "I'm afraid to sit on it. Will this program be hard? This is the emperor's tourism and the emperor's war horse..."