Chapter 895

Make complaints about Li Tiezhu's crazy Tucao, "well, the game starts, the rules are..."

The race is a relay race. Li Tiezhu rides a "horse" to Luhani. Luhani looks for Deng Chao, Deng Chao looks for Peng Yuchang, and Peng Yuchang finds Chen Chichi. Finally, Chen Chichi wants to ride his little green horse over the 60cm crossbar.

Li Tiezhu said, "wait a minute! Eh? Wait a minute, I'm afraid to sit dead..."

The resistance failed. Li Tiezhu could only jump and set sail with horse steps. At first, Xiao h followed Li Tiezhu's legs for two steps, and then his short legs couldn't keep up. He was dragged away by Li Tiezhu.

The other four laughed wildly.

Luhani: "brother Zhu, you really can't change this. You can do it. You practice martial arts well, and no one else can."

Li Tiezhu jumped and Tucao aside: "what I make complaints about, my master never taught me anything."

Little H: "ow ~"

The first round was a smooth failure.

In the second round, Luhani went to the last stick, successfully completed the game and won a bath time of two minutes and five seconds.

Then there was the collective bath time. After a long discussion, several people decided to dry their hair first, then put on the shower gel, take off their clothes, and then prepare to enter the bathroom. The variety atmosphere was full.

Li Tiezhu felt more and took off his pants.

Luhani: danger! What are you doing? Brother

Chen Chichi: "ha ha ha..."

Peng Yuchang: "I'm not afraid. There should be underwear in it."

Li Tiezhu took off his clothes and trousers and wore a pair of crayon Xiaoxin boxers, which once again attracted a burst of crazy ridicule.

Luhani: "no, brother Zhu, you look so rough. Your underwear is all cartoon! Crayon Xiaoxin, Doraemon, Pikachu, and the antenna baby... Ha ha..."

The other three looked at Luhani strangely. How do you know so well?

Li Tiezhu also looked at him strangely, showing his vigilant eyes.

Luhani quickly explained: "no, don't look at me like that. I'm not a pervert! Shuangnier told me."

Several people's expressions became more strange.

Deng Chao: "after you think about it, you can record it."

Chen Chichi: "so, in fact, Guan Shuangshuang knows the style of Li Tiezhu's underwear? I didn't expect this plot."

Pumbaa laughed again.

Li Tiezhu looked puzzled.

The deer and Hani were all stretched out: "ha ha ha... No, it is what the pine nut tells the son, they make complaints about what styles they want to buy for their boyfriends, and the bamboo children say they are all cartoons."

Li Tiezhu: "in addition to fighting, they also have time to chat?"

Luhani said, "yes, after beating the pines and bamboos to their knees and surrendering, they occasionally talk."

Li Tiezhu: "it seems that there is such a time..."

Luhani nodded: "didn't she graduate? She's still a little depressed recently. She's ready to find a chance to go back to school to beat songzhuer when she's free."

Li Tiezhu: "you don't have to. It's hard for spicy claws to get rid of your family."

"Ha ha ha ha..."

Barrage:

"The national brother-in-law reappears in the Jianghu."

"Li Tiezhu's four legged trousers are really a little spicy."

"I'm different. I only look at my abs."

"These goods together can make people laugh to death if they don't do anything."

"Five men wash together, eh ~"

"What's the matter? In the north, there are big bathhouses to wash together."

"Whoever is short has low self-esteem."

"Sudden speed."

"Luhani explained that he was crazy."

"Do you know the style of Li Tiezhu's underwear?"

"Good guy..."

"Songzhuer knelt down to surrender and wanted to see."

The game continues.

"Bath countdown, three, two, one!"

Luhani opened the door and several people rushed in, shouting while taking off their clothes.

Deng Chao closed the door naked.

There was a strange sound inside.

"How do you drive this?"

"Break it out!"

"Break it off!"

"Ah! It's so cold..."

"Iron pillar, is your ass so black?"

"Pa!"

"Who called?"

"Ha ha ha ha..."

"Who plucked my armpit hair?"

"Don't rob, I'll finish it right away."

"The soap has dropped. Who will pick it up?"

"Ha ha ha ha..."

"Pa!"

"Who is it?"

"It's me, hahaha! Hey, brother Zhu, be gentle, ah..."

"Who has hair loss so serious? A lot!"

"Peng Peng."

"Not me, I'm here."

"Are you sure it's hair?"

"Hahaha..."

The barrage laughs:

"The scene is too rough."

"It's fun."

"Don't be so outspoken, PA Pa."

"This is what I can see without spending money?"

"Look, it's not against the law?"

"Brother Zhu's figure, tut tut......"

"The deer is so white."

"It's all our own people. What's the matter?"

"Close what door? I'm out."

After taking a bath, I took a car to climb the mountain. As a result, I was dragged around by the car and returned to the mushroom house.

Several people got off the car and make complaints about it.

Chen Chichi: "this mountain is the highest mountain I have ever seen."

A large cardboard board with a mountain character written on it stood by the steps.

Li Tiezhu: "back to the original starting point, your green face in memory, we finally came to this day, the old photos under the table mat..."

Luhani was happy: "yo ~ brother Zhu wrote me a new song again. Chorus, sing it."

Li Tiezhu pulled his head: "let me think..."

Deng Chao: "do you think now? Do you musicians write songs by blind thinking?"

Chen Chichi: "a little disrespectful of music, more perfunctory and hasty than this broken program group."

Deng Chao: "yes! At least we are still climbing mountains and enjoying the beautiful scenery in the program. At this moment, I want to write a poem..."

Chen Chichi: "you give it, original."

Deng Chao wanted to stop talking, and then said, "forget it, let's climb the mountain."

Peng Yuchang: "ha ha ha ha..."

Li Tiezhu: "yes. Yes... The heavy rain missed in those years and the love missed in those years. I really want to hug you and embrace the courage missed. I once wanted to conquer the world. I finally look back and find that every bit of the world is you."

Peng Yuchang's laughter stopped suddenly. Isn't that nice?

Deng Chao smiled: "no, you write such a beautiful song so hastily..."

Chen Chichi: "are you polite?"

Deng Chao: "yes, are you polite?"

Li Tiezhu: "so... Cut this paragraph? I'll go back and scratch my ears and cheeks?"

Everyone emo

Luhani: "I want to sing, I want to sing this song."

Li Tiezhu: "OK, you can sing when I finish singing."

Luhani nodded: "yes, we can sing a version and put it in our new album."

Li Tiezhu: "isn't this a fraud?"

"Ha ha ha..."

Barrage:

"Be reasonable, Li Tiezhu wrote this song more perfunctorily than the program group."

"Serious brother writes a song when he doesn't agree."

"It seems that brother Zhu likes Luhani very much and often writes songs for him."

"After all, it's a national brother-in-law combination."

"Fat deer are so happy."

"Are you polite?"

"Is Peng Yuchang here to dub the program?"

"To tell you the truth, Peng Peng's smile is really suitable for this program."

"Fraud! Fraud! It's definitely fraud."

"Fucking refund!"

"Let principal Su report you."

After climbing the mountain successfully, as soon as the gate was opened, there was a yellow Qinling Mountain blocked in the gate.

Too perfunctory to bear.

Deng Chao and Peng Yuchang really climbed the mountain and turned over from the mountain.

Luhani and Deng Chao are intelligent mountain climbers, perfect for bypassing.

Li Tiezhu is different. He belongs to violent mountain climbing. He carried the foam rockery directly to the hospital, and I asked you to spray paint for color.

Wang Zhengyu: "how can you throw away the rockery? You have to use it later."

Li Tiezhu didn't say much: "go up and fight Wang Zhengyu and go outside the hospital."

Wang Zhengyu was so frightened that his short legs kept pedaling around.

In the later stage, it is very skinny, with eight big characters:

Cordial interaction, happy.

Wang Zhengyu has a strong desire for survival: "well lost! Well lost! There is the spirit of Yugong moving mountains!"

Li Tiezhu put him down and went to meet his brothers.

Deng Chao: "producer, where's your integrity?"

Chen Chichi: "you must get Yugong to move the mountain, or you will be ashamed."

Luhani: "Dadu living man, isn't he?"

Peng Yuchang is responsible for laughing: "ha ha ha ha..."

The next game is English translation of ancient poetry. It is divided into two teams. Whichever team guesses correctly will win.

As a result, neither team wanted Li Tiezhu.

Chen Chichi even said: "when it comes to this link of intelligence, Li Tiezhu doesn't need to be. He's a team by himself."

Wang Zhengyu: "OK! This round of competition, Li Tiezhu is empty. Go and have a rest."

Four people are stupid and can only fight in pairs.

Li Tiezhu went upstairs directly and lay down at the window to chat with songzhu'er and lengba. They took their children back to the Kyoto villa.

"Now the four of them are competing. I'm in the air and translate poetry. The first one is goose. Peng Yuchang translates Bo'er, Bo'er, Bo'er... Ha ha! It's as good as my English!"

Li Tiezhu laughed heartlessly.

Songzhu'er is having a kebab with lengba and ordering takeout.

Lengba laughed crazy and almost choked.

Matsushita: "the translation is very good. Brother Chao's English level is too complex to understand."

Li Tiezhu turned off the wheat on his body and twisted the camera by the window. He made a video call without psychological burden.

Songzhuer said, "I've called Hong Bo and he agreed. The next singer will eliminate you. Have a good time with your brothers! Have a good time."

Li Tiezhu: "thank you, wife. Are the children asleep?"

Matsushita: "what time is it? It's time to drink night milk later. Don't worry. What are you doing so far, mom? I miss you. What do you say to ask the child? In fact, I just want to see you."

Lengba came up with a red face: "there's no problem recording the program?"

Li Tiezhu: "it's all right. I screwed off the camera. If I can't catch it, I'm wronging you."

Lengba: "no grievance, no grievance. I'm very happy that you and zhu'er are so kind to me. It's sister Mi who urged me to start work, but I don't want to give up my children."

Li Tiezhu said, "what's the matter? Take it directly to Hengdian, just say..."

Matsushita: "it's a surrogate!"

Lengba: "calm down, you two. Surrogacy is absolutely not good! Forget the lesson? Don't make it public first. Later, I'll go to work with them for another half a month. Hey..."

Li Tiezhu suddenly said, "why don't you stop taking photos? I'll raise you."

Lengba: "no! What if I get old one day? I have to make money myself."

Li Tiezhu: "can't you trust me? Am I the kind of person who always gives up?"

Lengba: "bah! Scum man!"

Pine bamboo son: "bah! Scum man!"

Li Tiezhu: "hello? Spicy claw, are you crazy? Cat can spray me. Do you mean to spray me?"

Song Zhuer: "slightly ~"

Lengba: "just spray you. You're not a scum man? The zoo can't hold it! Well, show me brother Chao. They play games. I haven't recorded a variety show for a long time..."

She was also really miserable. When she was the most popular, she went to the running bar to replace the class. As a result, she was pushed away by Yang Tianbao, who came back after childbirth. Later, she went to unlimited challenge. Unfortunately, without Huang Sanshi, Fang Bo and sun Lei, the unlimited challenge had already changed its flavor.

Even so, it's good. At least there is a permanent variety show, but... Lengba suddenly had a child and missed the infinite challenge of last season.

Sister MI is speechless.

Yang Mi company gives lengba the best resources, but she can't always hold lengba as a variety cafe. In addition to her poor sense of variety, it seems that she has a providence.

This game is a little broken.

Peng Peng and Chao Ge are two people whose English is too hip, so that there are many problems.

Cicada pupa brothers are two people fighting. They don't want to go to the children's pool and deliberately discharge water.

Lengba: "their English is too bad?"

Matsushita: "Hey, that pool is so cute. Where's my mobile phone? I'll buy a bigger one and swim for Xiaoxue Xiaobing. It's very hot recently."

Li Tiezhu said, "there is a lot of water in this pool. I just looked at it. The water is very deep. Don't drown my son and daughter."

Matsushita: "shut up! Do you know that snow and ice can sit next month? They must like to play with water, buy swimming turtles and spray Octopus..."

Lengba: "you like children so much that you have one."

Matsushita: "I think I've wanted to have a baby for a long time. Don't give me the iron pillar!"

Li Tiezhu's skull pain: "here! How about I pack one and send it back to you? It's delivered by cold chain."

Song Zhuer: "bah!"

Lengba: "bah!"

After chatting for a while, the following game was last night. Four people sprayed each other with water guns.

The program group is more perfunctory this time, changing the set in front of everyone.

It's not perfunctory anymore. It's humiliation.

The four people were soaked and ignored the investigation. They went upstairs to change their clothes.

After changing clothes, Luhani went to the window to say hello to songzhu'er and lengba: "Hello! Zhu'er, lengba, ha ha... Show me light snow and light ice."

Li Tiezhu hid it from others, but not from Luhani. Anyway, shuangnier has a wonderful relationship with songzhuer. Moreover, Li Tiezhu has a good relationship with Luhani, and Luhani takes good care of lengba in the running bar.

Lengba took her mobile phone to take pictures of the sleeping two cute girls, and continued to go back to the living room to eat mutton kebabs: "Luhani, are you thin?"

Luhani: "how fresh! You can lose weight after giving birth, but I can't lose weight yet?"

As soon as lengba's face changed, she gave songzhuer her mobile phone.

Luhani: "Wow, hahaha... How did you become a ball? It's so round. My God, I don't know. I thought you had a baby."

Songzhu'er rolled his eyes and said, "go away! My men like chubby!"

Toot~

Hang up.

Luhani and Li Tiezhu looked at each other: "ha ha ha ha..."

After laughing for a while, Luhani asked seriously, "really, what's it like to be a father? I also want children, but shuangni refused."

Li Tiezhu said, "change your life."

Luhani suddenly turned his eyes, changed his expression, and finally collapsed: "forget it, I can't beat her..."