Chapter 1296

"Shirley, come here, I won't kill you!" Qin Shiou said with a gloomy face in the morning.

Shirley looked at him with her violin on her back, and the golden horsetail on the back of her head beat: "Why are you angry with me? I didn't lie last night. I just had two children, didn't I? I didn't say they were two living people who could breathe and talk. "

Qin Shiou said angrily, "have you learned to argue? It's bad to scare people, okay? "

Shirley stared at her watery eyes and said in surprise, "aren't you very bold? You can also find flaws in the ghost story. Then, I said, "how did the two children in the upper reaches of the refrigerator scare you?"

"What are you talking about?" asked Winnie, who was about to change her diapers? What's going on? "

Qin Shiou motioned Shirley not to speak. He went around the kitchen and asked, "Hi, honey, why are there two boys in our kitchen? Did you forget who came to get the ice last night? "

Winnie smiled, "no, it's impossible. How can there be a little boy in the kitchen? If there are strange children, tigers and leopards, they will cry, aren't they little guys? "

The tiger and the leopard squatted beside her, wagged their tails, stared curiously at the little melon's diapers, and kept sticking out their tongue and licking their lips.

Qin Shiou grabbed the diapers in wini's hand and said, "really, honey, there are two little boys in it! I won't lie to you, I swear, if I lie to you... "

Winnie looked at him with pure eyes like a spring. Her eyes were bright and clear. The corners of her mouth were slightly picked up. Her expression was so beautiful.

Senior official Qin wanted to swear that if he lied to you, you can't marry me this year, but he can't make such a joke when looking at Weini's clear eyes. This is the woman he fell in love with at first sight. He has been waiting for this wedding for a long time.

"What will happen if you lie to me?" Winnie asked with a smile.

Qin Shiou held wini's pretty face and murmured, "not so good, honey, I won't lie to you, really."

After listening to his words, Winnie smiled sweetly and said, "I believe you, Qin, no matter what you say, I believe it. I believe there are two children in the kitchen. They are Haier's cartoon children, aren't they? "

Qin Shiou stared fiercely: "can you see through my thoughts?"

Winnie smiled gently, took out her mobile phone, opened her twitter and showed him a story sent by Shirley last night. The picture shows Qin Shiou looking in at the kitchen door. The story tells the whole story.

A lot of people are leaving messages. The first one is Winnie: my husband is staying at the kitchen door with a girl in the middle of the night. Who can tell me what's going on?

The bull replied: ha ha, the captain looks scared to pee. He is a timid guy. Yes, I know that.

When he finished reading, Winnie took back her mobile phone. She was just about to make fun of something. She frowned at a message and said, "there's something urgent in the town. I have takeout for breakfast. Don't wait for me."

Then she put away her cell phone, put on her coat and walked out of the door. When she got to the door, she turned around and said, "I would be very sad if you made a promise with our marriage, but I will still marry you - that's it, honey, don't forget to change your daughter's diapers."

Qin Shiou didn't know what to say. He felt that Weini had mind reading skills again.

The little melon lay on the sofa and reached her legs anxiously. The tiger and the leopard shook their tails and came up to her ass to smell. Qin Shiou rushed over and patted them on their brains. He angrily said, "can't dogs change eating shit?"

The tiger and the leopard put out their tongues to lick his palm, and foolishly continued to wag their tails.

Qin Shiou changed her daughter's diapers for the first time. This job is exclusive to Weini. After Qin's mother came, she gave it to her. Anyway, he hasn't done it. This time, if it wasn't for Weini's emergency, it wouldn't be him.

Squatting in front of the sofa to see his daughter, Qin Shiou wiped his palm and said, "OK, baby, don't worry. Dad will change your pants for you. Will you be comfortable?"

Shirley looked nearby and asked curiously, "Qin, can you change it? I think sister Winnie has a lot of trouble doing it. "

Qin Shiou sneered: "I can even drive a helicopter. Can't I change my diapers? Are you kidding? "

With that, he opened his mobile phone and searched the diaper changing tutorial for his baby with a browser, step by step according to the expert's guidance.

"First of all, I have to open a new diaper - Xuete. Isn't that nonsense?" Qin Shiou muttered that she had taken the new diapers, and Winnie was ready long ago.

According to the guidance, he put the half of the waist paste under the dirty diapers of the little melon, and then opened the waist paste of the dirty diapers. Then a hot smell came face to face, and the little melon pooped!

"Lying trough!" Qin Shiou was not ready. The smell suddenly appeared, and the scene bonus on the dirty diapers was like giving him a heavy blow, which almost knocked him down.

However, this is his daughter after all. Senior official Qin took the smell and approached again. He regretted that he didn't prepare a mask. Now he can only operate with a sense of nausea

The little melon's ass was also contaminated with a lot of poop. Qin Shiou lifted her two ankles up with one hand and wanted to wipe them.

As a result, he didn't count. He had a little strength holding the little girl's ankle. In this way, the little girl hurt, so he shouted and struggled hard.

In this struggle, the warm yellow mud on his ass flew up. Qin Shiou didn't dare to let go of his hand for fear of hurting his daughter. In this way, he could only watch a piece of yellow mud fly to him in horror.

Seeing this scene, Shirley, who took a video with her mobile phone next to her, couldn't help but pull over the trash can and began to vomit. However, she did her duty, and the mobile phone camera was still facing Qin Shiou.

The little melon struggled for a while and felt fun. The struggle behind him was even worse. Suddenly, Qin Shiou felt something surging up in his throat, and his stomach was like a volcanic eruption!

"Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, Winnie! Help me! " Qin Shiou wailed with his daughter's little feet.

Shirley cried, "Qin, shut up quickly and be careful that melon will throw shit into your mouth!"

"Chet!" Qin Shiou was extremely sad and angry. While retching his throat to suppress the rebellion, he quickly wiped his daughter's ass carefully with a wet towel.

It was not easy to wipe it clean. He quickly put the little girl on the clean diapers, and he rolled and grabbed the trash can in front of Shirley and retched.

The tiger and the leopard leaned forward to the melon and stared at the dirty diapers. Shirley screamed and said, "Qin, the tiger and the leopard are going to eat shit!"

Qin Shiou turned his head and shouted, "no! Tiger, leopard, get out! I kiss you every day! If you dare to open your mouth, I will rinse your mouth with the 84 disinfectant! "

Hearing their cries, Qin's mother hurried out and asked, "what's the matter?"

Qin Shiou looked at his mother and then at his daughter. He bit his teeth and rushed over, wiped the water stains on his daughter's ass with a paper towel, unfolded the diaper shop and pasted it to her, endured the nausea and said, "it's all right, mom! My own daughter, I'll clean it up myself! "