The best man in Li Heng's mouth refers to the best man.
Of course, the best man of the Tang Dynasty is not as relaxed as the best man of later generations.
Not only do you have to accompany the groom to pick up the wedding with the best man of later generations, but you also have to be able to write poems and help the groom get beaten
Li forgets to worry about getting married. Needless to say, his best man has no more suitable candidate except Chumo's dandies.
In fact, he has no other choice. After all, now his status is here. Only dandies are young people who are the same age and have little difference in status.
Naturally, there are no other aristocratic children in Chang'an City, but Li forget worry is not familiar with others.
He can't let a group of people in the house or a group of disciples be his best man. It's not proper!
Therefore, when the old housekeeper Li Heng mentioned the best man, he knew that he should go to the dandies.
Li forgets to worry about people's needs. Naturally, he is very attentive.
He threw out a lot of copper money, wrapped up the best painting building brothel in pingkang square, ordered people to serve good wine and food, and spared no money to summon the top Huakui in pingkang square to accompany him.
That is, Li forgets worry's status is noble enough, and his poems are most loved by these prostitutes. Otherwise, it's not easy to invite so many Huakui.
Rich and famous, that's so arrogant!
But Li forgot to worry. After three rounds of drinking, he took advantage of the good spirits of the people and proposed that he would get married in two days and ask the dandies to be his best man. However, the reaction of the dandies was completely different from what he expected.
Li forgets to worry again. Based on his relationship with the dandies, isn't it just a matter of greeting the dandies to be their best man?
Who would have thought that when he said this, Chumo and others looked at each other and shook their heads.
"There's no need to talk about it!"
"Yes! Ziyou, you can't let your brothers be your best man!"
"No way!"
"No!"
"Brother is not free!"
Li forgets to worry and suddenly looks silly. He doesn't understand what these dandies mean?
Chai Lingwu took up his wine glass and drank it all: "hum, Ziyou're worried about what you've done. All your brothers have to go to the western regions to eat sand with you. Do you want me to be your best man? You think so!"
"Yes! That's the bastard. I'm angry when I talk about it!"
"Brothers, today there is revenge, there is revenge! If you let Ziyou bastard out of pingkang square, even if I lose!"
"Kill this bastard!"
When the dandies said this, they raised their glasses and poured out to Li forgetful with ill intentions.
The battle scared Li to forget his worries and shrank behind the little women.
Ma Dan, if these bastards drink hard, they will die!
"You brothers, have something to say, have something to say! Thousands of mistakes are all my brother's mistakes. Just say what you want to compensate. I'm not vague!"
Up to now, Li Qieyou can only raise his hand and surrender.
The dandies obviously took advantage of the topic to make trouble with him.
In fact, Li Lianyou also feels wronged. It's obviously Li Er and the dandy's father who threw them to the western regions to eat sand. Does it have something to do with him?
But Li forgot to worry about this. He didn't dare to say it in front of the dandies, otherwise he would be tortured to death by these bastards.
Li Qieyou raised his hand to surrender, which satisfied the dandies.
Fang Yiai patted Li forgetful on the shoulder and said with a laugh, "Ziyou, you said your words yourself? Don't eat your words and get fat!"
Li Qieyou suddenly felt something bad. Why did he seem to fall into the pit?
Before he could react, he listened to the room's love and continued, "my brothers have no other requirements. As long as you can get me delicious food, wine and beauty I have never eaten, my brothers will be your best man. If you can't do it, hum, go to the Tai Chi Palace to pick up the wedding by yourself!"
"Yes, just these three small things. If you can do it, your brothers will forgive you!"
"Wow, that's the truth!" Chumo laughs heartlessly with the dandies.
Du Gou and Niu Zhengping didn't have to go to the western regions to suffer. At the moment, they clapped their hands and cheered. Li forgot to worry and clenched his teeth.
What the hell are these three requirements?
Food you haven't eaten?
These dandies are almost taking his mansion as their own home. Haven't they had any fun in recent years? He and Su Changqing would cook the delicious food of later generations. They had almost finished shaking it off.
But it is not impossible for Li to forget his worries.
A good wine that I haven't drunk, but it's also simple.
Li forget worry has nothing to do recently. He just brewed a kind of wine for later generations, which can be used to kill dandies.
But the beauty I haven't seen, what the hell is that?
Although Li forget worry has a beautiful boss as his wife and a European beauty like Aphra as his concubine, when it comes to men and women, he is a good example of a clean man compared with these dandies.
These bastards are all "prostitutes". I don't know how many women have been "spoiled". Where does he go to find them beauties he hasn't seen before?
Li forgot to worry, rubbed his nose and began to bargain helplessly.
"You guys, aren't you so cruel? Are you really willing to let my little brother go to Taiji palace alone the next day?"
The dandies looked at each other, laughed and replied with one voice, "willing!"
Hemp egg!
Li forgot to worry and tried to resist the impulse to raise his middle finger: "is it possible to lower the conditions? For example, can I find you good wine that you have never drunk?"
"No!" the dandies replied in unison again.
fuck!
Li forget worry now can be 100% sure that these bastards are intentional! Obviously, I just want to embarrass him! Naked retaliation!
The dandies winked at each other and were very proud of their success in teasing Li forgetful.
Even the flower leaders who accompanied the wine around covered their mouths and had fun at this time.
When Li forgets to worry about being bewildered by these shameless dandies, he suddenly remembers something.
Come on, since the dandies are willing to die, he is willing to bury them!
He couldn't help but turn his eyes: "brothers, you have to keep your word! If you do these three things, you can be the best man for your younger brother when he gets married in the future, and you can't cheat and play tricks. You must do your part as the best man."
Li forgets worry to say so suddenly, but it makes the dandies suspicious.
The tragic experience of people betting with him before can still be remembered. Who knows what moths this boy will make?
It would be a shame if everyone failed to take revenge and was fooled by Li forgetful.
Chai Lingwu smiled and whispered to the crowd, "just promise him. When I finish eating and drinking, I'll say that this thing has been eaten and drunk. Besides, even if I haven't eaten and drunk before, where will he find any beauty he hasn't seen? If I have to say that I've seen it, how can he treat me?"
"Ha ha, brother Wu is right!" the dandies smiled and nodded and responded one after another.
Chumo laughed and said, "Ziyou, my brothers have discussed it and will do as you say. If you can do these three things, my brothers will let you do when you get married the next day. There will be no complaints!"
"OK, then we'll clap our hands for an oath!" without hesitation, Li forgets to get up and clap hands with a group of dandies one after another.
"Brothers, would you please come to my house tomorrow evening and I'll show you the delicious food, wine and beauty you haven't seen?"
"Good!"
(it's shameless to break the watch yesterday. Something really happened that made people careless. Alas, it's hard to say! Today I accompanied a brother to deal with a traffic accident. I didn't have time to code until evening. Now I'm finished writing and uploading for review at 10:30... Don't blame you. It's useless to blame. It's just so arrogant!)