Once, when we had Charms class, Hermione basically shat on all of us. I believe that we were doing a levitation spell. She basically corrected Ron a shit load. Which probably saved me when I fought a troll a few days after this.
I stared at my wand and thought, 'this is an elder wand. Technically. But I wonder, what is the core of THE Elder Wand. If I ever find it, I'mma break the priceless artifact to see what's inside. Probably something stupidly magical... and stupidly easy to break.'
As I stared at the wand, Professor Flitwick stared at me. He abruptly said, "Jon, my boy! Can you demonstrate how to cast this spell?"
I said, "Yep! Totally! I totally know how to cast a spell as simple as this!"
He stared at me not believing a single word I said.
I got my wand and started copying what I saw the other kids do while I was in deep thought.
"Wingardium Leviosa!"
My feather lifted itself off of the ground multiple feet. Then it dropped. Like a rock. It also flew towards me, I sensed that it'd be bad if it hit me. So I jumped out of my chair into Harry. Who was just staring at me. Hoping I didn't f*ck it up. When it fell, it hit my chair. Which shattered into about 20 pieces.
I stared at chair and though, 'Wow! I could've been a bloody mess.'
As I stared at the chair, Harry abruptly said, "Can you get off of me?"
He sighed and waved his wand. The chair reformed and the feather was back on the table.
"Thank you, Professor."
He then told the class how to do the spell and also how I f.u.c.k.e.d up.
After class, I had an encounter with a boy about my age. His name was Derma Monc. Blue long hair, red eyes, and tall for his age. Very handsome as well. Not sure if that was important though.
He looked at me and I looked at him. I thought that he looked similar. He gave me a feeling of my old world. Where everything was a lot more dangerous.
In a strange moment of boldness, I asked him a question. "You look similar, have I seen you before?"
He looked me up and down and said, "I don't know. Well anyways, see ya later. I hope. Ya remind me of someone. Have a good day! Remember to drink water!"
And with that, he walked away. A group of 3rd years came up to me. I looked and thought, 'This might not end well.'