Chapter 11 - Badassery Insues

When they came over they started insulting me. Weird since I didn't know them. They also called me Hanni. Weird. They started insulting my mom, dad, sister, brother, cousin, and girlfriend, strange since I have none. They also insulted them in way too much detail.

Then I started firing back roasts. Which escalated and they started running to beat the shit out of me. There were about 16 of them.

I blocked a hit from on of them and grabbed his arm, then I elbowed him and pushed him at some dude trying to save him by punching me.

He punched his friend and I laughed. This got them pissed. Like, really pissed. They suddenly moved a lot faster and I was not prepared.

One of them suddenly tried kicking me. It was a kick to face. I decided to be bold and head butted it. Which caused him to fall over and me to take a few steps backward.

My vision started blurring, maybe I shouldn't have been stupid, and actually fought smart? Nah, it was totally worth it.

As they started walking towards me, they took their wands out. Luckily, it was the magic ones. They pointed it at me and yelled out some stupid spell. A jet of red sparks flew at me. By now, there was a large crowd watching us. If there was no one around me, I probably wouldn't have done this, but my pride was on the line goddamn it!

I took a wooden sword out in record time and struck the sparks. They dispersed, but my wooden sword was a bit less hard.

The crowd watched and were in whoa. Then they saw the sword disappear. I put it away, but they had no idea where. I took my wand out, the elder one, and pointed it at them. Then, I said, "Aguamenti!"

Then they were sprayed with water. I put my wand in my pocket and laughed. They walked away. I consider this a victory!

Haha! This is gonna bite me in the a.s.s one day!