Immediately, Shen Lang was stunned.
Madam, what kind of routine are you doing?
Also say wash clean and put back in the original place you want to wear, are you not afraid of pregnancy?
Instead of hitting me, you gave me tonic?
It's just that Liuwei Dihuang Pill is for yin deficiency, and what I may need is another kind of medicine.
Shen Lang prided himself on understanding women's hearts, but the little girl in front of him couldn't see through.
This class of women can't do it, my mind is too floating.
In this battle between men and women, I... I'm a little unsure!
A little fall, afraid of losing!
...
Recently, the autumn silkworm is about to go up the mountain to make a cocoon. It is really the time when silkworm babies eat the most fiercely.
Because the benefits of sericulture far exceeded that of rice, a large part of the fiefs of Earls Court was used to grow mulberry trees.
The income from raw silk accounts for a large part of Earls Court.
So recently Mulan wears a blue... color sarong to go to the fields to pick mulberry leaves.
Of course, she doesn't need to do these hard work, she just shows her intention to work with the fiefs.
To put it bluntly, it is a show.
But I didn't expect to make a show for so many days.
This silly girl, the countess came back after a symbolic visit for an hour, and picked less than ten mulberry leaves.
And you, Jin Mulan, can pick several thousand catties of mulberry leaves a day. You are really a fool. Do you have to be so serious about being a person?
When the lady was not at home, Shen Lang couldn't pour out his love and mouth full of hooligan words, and life was really boring.
For the safety of other teachers, and for the fragile hearts of other students, he doesn't have to go to the school anymore.
Dasha's body features are very stable, and the speed of recovery is much faster than expected.
Not only the internal injury, but also the healing speed of broken bones far surpassed ordinary people, which made Doctor An Zaishi amazed.
But I don't know why, Dasha just didn't wake up, which made Shen Lang very puzzled.
Therefore, these days Shen Lang has nothing to do every day.
One day he tried to ask his father-in-law, I should have no restraint order.
Father-in-law said what do you want to do?
Shen Lang asked cautiously: "The family is so boring, can I go to Xuanwu City to play?"
The father-in-law said, "Then what level does Young Master Shen want to play?"
Shen Lang said: "For example, Lu Jian draws a knife to help him, or if he sees a woman from a good family being bullied, he can also help him."
Then, for some unknown reason, his restraining order came down again.
And looking at his father-in-law like this, he seemed to want to hit him with a whip.
Such a day is really boring, the uncle of the dignified earl's mansion can't go out to bully men and women.
Such a noble, what's the point?
The ancestors of the Jin family have worked so hard to lay this foundation, isn't it just so that your descendants can use their power to bully others?
It's good for you, one by one, keep yourselves so peacefully.
Look at you Jin Mucong, the prince of the dignified earl's house, you don't even have the temperament of a playboy.
What a disappointment!
...
Such a boring day suddenly ended.
Shen Lang instantly entered a state of battle.
Because Mulan received an invitation, she opened it without Shen Lang.
It was sent by the Xu family.
Zhang Jin and Xu Qianqian's engagement invitation.
This dog man and woman are getting engaged!
After seeing this wedding invitation, Shen Lang said nothing and returned to the wall full of enemies.
"Ugh!"
Shen Lang sighed.
During the period after destroying Tian Heng, he felt that he was too slack, and he even forgot that he still had a deep blood feud.
This invitation immediately awakened the shame that Shen Lang suffered in the past.
He looked at the names of Xu Guangyun and Xu Qianqian.
Xu Qianqian, should my revenge now be your dog father and daughter's turn?
Still getting engaged?
Mulan and I got married in such a hurry, how dare you, Xu Qianqian, get engaged?
How should I get revenge on Xu Qianqian and his father?
Shen Lang racked his brains and walked around the living room.
What is the most vicious revenge for a woman like Xu Qianqian?
rushed up and put her to sleep?
Stop kidding me, Shen Lang is so handsome, if I put Xu Qianqian to sleep, what is revenge, it is obviously a reward.
Of course, to destroy her most precious thing.
First is fame!
The daughter of a businessman was not of noble birth, so she especially cherished her reputation, made friends with nobles and ladies everywhere, wrote poems and songs every day, and spread some stories in small circles.
She is obviously the daughter of a businessman, but she pretends to be a talented girl.
After so many years of business, she finally packaged herself into the top three talented women and beauties in Nujiang County.
The first place is Zhang Chunhua, Zhang Chong's daughter.
As for the mother-in-law Mulan?
Sorry, we are heavenly fairies and are not included in the ranking.
It was precisely because of her reputation as the third most beautiful woman that Xu Qianqian fell into Zhang Jin's eyes.
Of course, some people may say that you, Xu Qianqian, have recruited a waste like Shen Lang to be your son-in-law before, so what kind of reputation is there to speak of.
You can't speak like that.
The Xu family recruited Shen Lang to be their son-in-law, entirely because of the rush of happiness and the transfer of bad luck.
It is as if the children of some high-caste wealthy families in India have to marry a tree or a donkey before marrying a bride.
Is it because they are mean? No, it just so happens that they need to be happy to transfer because of their extravagance.
And Shen Lang is that tree, that donkey.
In addition to fame, what Xu Qianqian cares about most is of course the Xu family's industry, the silk cloth business.
want to get revenge on her.
Of course it was to tarnish her reputation first, and then ruin his business.
That's what makes her miserable.
So, what needs to be done to destroy Xu Qianqian's reputation that has come from hard work for several years?
Several plans flashed through Shen Lang's mind quickly.
It must be vicious, and the spread is extremely far-reaching, and it is irreversible.
"Ding!"
Shen Lang's mind lit up, and he suddenly had an idea.
At this moment, there was a sudden sound of footsteps outside.
Heavy and vain, you don't need to look to know that it is the fat mansion of Jin Mucong.
"Shen Lang, I have something good for you to see..." Jin Mucong said with a thief, he just got a spring picture album.
In that way, it was exactly the same as the fat man in the university dormitory who took Shen Lang to watch a small movie for the first time.
After Jin Mucong came in, he found that Shen Lang was staring at him, and he couldn't help shrinking his neck: "Brother-in-law, you... why are you looking at me like this?"
This fat house only calls his brother-in-law when he is afraid, and he usually calls his name.
Shen Lang said: "Fatty, does any girl like you?"
As soon as these words came out, Jin Mucong's eyes were red.
Asshole, I treat you as a friend and can't wait to share something good with you.
You, you stabbed a knife into my heart.
You don't slap people in the face, and you don't pierce your heart when you insert a knife.
"I'm leaving, just pretend that I, Jin Mucong, never knew you." The fat house turned around and left in grief and anger.
Shen Lang said: "Brother-in-law, do you know why you don't like your sister?"
Jin Mucong did not answer.
"Of course, first of all, it's because you look ugly." Shen Lang said: "A person like me can get seven or eight women from a good family to be derailed when they walk down a street. If it wasn't for the fact that you looked bad for the country and the people, I would have a bad reputation at that time. , your sister even chose to marry me."
Jin Mucong was about to cry.
You, not only do you want to punish the heart, but also whip the corpse?
"But an ordinary and ugly man like you can also be liked by women, and there will even be countless beauties rushing over, crying and begging you to bless them." Shen Lang said.
As soon as the words came out.
All Jin Mucong's hatred disappeared without a trace, his eyes brightened, and he said, "Really?"
Shen Lang nodded and said: "Of course it's true, I know a person, his name is Su Dongpo. He is old and short, fat and ugly, and as a result, thousands of beauties like him, and even his daughter-in-law can't help feeling a little bit towards him. "
Jin Mucong's eyes turned green as he trembled, "Such a beast? Why?"
Shen Lang said: "Because of fame, because of talent. If a woman is not beautiful, then there is no..."
Having said that, Shen Lang stopped, the basic desire to survive still had to be there.
Shen Lang continued: "If a man is ugly, as long as he is talented and famous all over the world, women can completely ignore his appearance and shortness."
Jin Mucong took a step back, covered his hands, and said, "I, I'm not short, don't slander people."
Then, he said frustratedly: "Of course I know that as long as I am talented, countless girls will like it. But... I think it is harder to make me talented than to make me a beautiful man."
Shen Lang sighed: "Sir, although you have many shortcomings, honesty is your good quality."
"I'm really gone..." Jin Mucong said angrily.
Shen Lang hurriedly grabbed him and said, "Sir, I have a lot of beauty, but I can't lend it to you. But I can lend you the dazzling talent."
"Really?" Jin Mucong said, "How to borrow it?"
Shen Langdao: "We worked together to write a book, a book that was destined to become popular. We printed 10,000 copies, tens of thousands of copies. Let Xuanwu City be expensive, let this book swept the entire Nujiang County, and the whole Tiannan traveled. The province is famous all over the country of Vietnam. As one of the authors of this book, what do you think will happen?"
Jin Mucong's eyes brightened and said, "Then, then I will be popular, and I will become a famous genius all over the world."
Shen Lang said: "Yes, you see that brother-in-law is really working hard for your life-long event."
Jin Mucong trembled: "Brother-in-law, what book are we writing?"
Shen Lang said: "I'll dictate, you write. I'll tell the story a little bit, you listen."
Jin Mucong moved the stool and listened very carefully.
Shen Lang said: "Once upon a time, there was a big businessman who was engaged in the silk and cloth business. His name was Ximen Qing, and the word was Guangyun. People called him Ximen high official. He also had a daughter named Ximen Qianqian."
"This Ximen high official is despicable and shameless, and has harmed countless women in good families. As the saying goes, the dragon gives birth to the dragon, the phoenix gives birth to the phoenix, and the daughter of a silver thief loves to dig holes..."
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Note: Thank you, there is a hole in the ground, and the 10,000-coin reward for the glory of the bayonet, thank you.
With tears in my eyes, I beg for a recommendation ticket, gentlemen, pass the time!