Chapter 75

"Ah..." Jin Mucong was stunned.

Shen Lang said: "Jin Mucong, what do you mean by this expression? I will give you the opportunity to become a great god, don't you grasp it?"

Jin Mucong shook and said, "Brother-in-law, are you using me to smear Xu Qianqian's reputation?"

"Yes, is there any problem?" Shen Lang said confidently.

"Uh..." Jin Mucong.

Shen Lang patted the back of the other's fat head and said, "Fat man, it doesn't matter if people use it, the key is to have the value of use. If others are too lazy to use you, it's not a fat house, but an abandoned house."

"Ah..." Jin Mucong.

Why does it sound reasonable to me, even though I know you're talking nonsense?

Shen Lang said: "You don't want this opportunity? Then you can go. I found someone else. I think Jin Zhong is quite good. I asked him to co-write it."

"Don't, don't..." Jin Mucong said, "Brother-in-law, I'm willing, I'm willing! I just think that your beginning is quite attractive, but the writing is not very good."

Shen Lang said: "Too white, not elegant enough, right?"

"Yes." Jin Mucong said: "This is not good for the promotion of my talent's reputation."

Shen Lang said: "That's fine, then I'll get the writing a little better, I'll read you to write, let's get started."

Jin Mucong quickly corrected himself, picked up the pen and prepared to code.

Shen Lang read: "The poem says that the body of the twenty-eighth Jia is like a crisp, and the sword at the waist cuts the fool. Although the head is not seen, it is secretly taught that the monarch's bone marrow is withered."

As soon as these words came out, Jin Mucong excitedly said: "Brother-in-law, this writing is good, this writing is good."

Shen Lang said: "Do you understand?"

Jin Mucong said: "It is because I don't understand that the writing is good. If I can understand it, then what kind of writing is there?"

This is the most euphemistic time Shen Lang has ever seen someone call him stupid.

"Single-minded people in the world are driven by each other, in a hurry, can't escape the juncture of emotions and six desires, and can't break the circle of wine, sex, wealth, and wealth. In the end, they all perish together. "The two are more beneficial."

Shen Lang continued to read, and Jin Mucong continued to form these words and write them on paper.

This fat house really impresses Shen Lang. The handwriting is not bad. The key is that the speed is fast, almost catching up with the speed of Shen Lang's speech.

Shen Lang couldn't help but said: "Sir, why are you writing so fast? You are really talented, you have the potential to become a god with code words."

Jin Mucong said quietly: "If you start from the age of eight and are punished for copying books ten times a day, your speed will be very fast."

Wow, what a sad story.

Jin Mucong said, "Brother-in-law, what is the name of our book?"

Shen Lang said: "The title of the book is "The Wind and Moon Boundless in the Golden Vase"."

...

Next, Jin Mucong was completely insane without Shen Lang. He typed words tirelessly, and rushed over as soon as the class was over every day.

More than 20,000 code words a day, can you believe it? Use a brush!

So is Shen Lang completely copying "Jin Ping Mei"?

Ninety percent yes.

For the remaining 10%, some changes have been made to the plot background in order to be closer to the world.

In addition, a lot of plots of Ximen Qianqian have been added, making her weight almost equal to Pan Jinlian.

In the original book, Ximen Qing's daughter, Sister Ximen, was only twelve or thirteen years old. In Shen Lang's book, she was nineteen years old.

Xu Qianqian is also nineteen years old, what a coincidence.

In addition, in Shen Lang's book "The Wind and Moon in the Golden Vase", Ximen Qianqian is still a talented girl, married to the son of a high-ranking official whose name is Zhang Jingji, which is a coincidence.

Also, on the basis of the original work, Shen Lang has greatly enhanced the plot of the male and female aspects.

Especially the part about Ximen Qianqian, I wish I could write every toe of her clearly.

When Jin Mucong was transcribing, his blood was boiling and his breathing was short.

"Brother-in-law, everyone is a man, why are you so good?" Jin Mucong said, "These meat scenes are so well written, I can almost see the pictures, how did you do it?"

Shen Lang looked up at the sky, speechless.

Yes, why is Shen Lang so good and able to write such good meaty essays?

Because...he's a virgin!

Only a virgin can be full of fantasy, can imagine all this so beautiful, dreamy, peach color.

And those experienced old drivers?

He will clearly know that most of the fungus are dark, and any pink is deceiving.

As for the strawberry-like sweetness, it is even more foolish.

Shen Lang said: "A perfect person like me is of course excellent in every aspect. I'm used to it. Only an ordinary person like you will see things that are rare and strange."

Click!

The brush in Jin Mucong's hand was broken.

Then, he blankly changed one.

Four days later!

Shen Lang and Jin Mucong finished the first volume of "The Boundless Wind and Moon in the Golden Vase", a full 120,000 words.

The next thing, Jin Mucong can't do it, and if Shen Lang is to do it himself, that is to draw illustrations.

And it is a very high-scale illustration, you can compare those special works of Mr. Tang Bohu.

Shen Lang also used Western photo-style painting techniques, so the women he drew were extremely realistic, especially the curve of the waist, which was so heart-wrenching, as if he wanted to poke out of paper for you to beat.

Immediately, Jin Mucong's eyes were split, and he trembled: "Brother-in-law, everyone is a man, why are you so good?"

Shen Lang wrote lightly: "Men like me, those women rush up like moths to a flame, and they can't stop them, so I can understand women's bodies so clearly and draw so realistically."

well!

In fact, it is entirely based on small movies and brains.

Regarding the body of a living woman, Shen Lang, like Jin Mucong, has zero experience points.

However, of course he would not admit this shameful thing.

"Brother-in-law, why does every picture of a woman's face here look familiar to me?" Jin Mucong asked.

"Is there?" Shen Lang said.

Jin Mucong suddenly realized: "I see, the faces of every woman without clothes are very similar to Xu Qianqian."

Shen Lang said: "A coincidence is a coincidence."

Soon, several illustrations were finished.

In this way, all the manuscripts of the first volume are completed, and the rest is sent to stereotype printing.

"The speed should be fast, no matter what the cost, the book must be printed within half a month." Shen Lang said.

Because it was only twenty-five days before Xu Qianqian's engagement.

How can I be late for an engagement gift to my ex-wife?

After the printing is completed, it will be popular in the surrounding counties and dozens of cities, so Xu Qianqian will be pleasantly surprised when he receives this gift, right?

Shen Lang believes that many men will look at Xu Qianqian after reading the book "The Wind and Moon in the Golden Vase", and they will feel as if they are not wearing clothes at any time.

This is the legend of reading all the world XX, and there is no code in my heart.

It seems that when I see Teacher Bodo, there will be a kind of sigh, Teacher, you are wearing clothes, I really almost didn't recognize it.

Jin Mucong said: "Listing in half a month? As long as you are willing to invest human and material resources, there is absolutely no problem."

Then, he asked, "By the way, brother-in-law, what pseudonym should we take?"

Shen Lang thought for a while and said, "Langling is smiling."

"Uh..." Jin Mucong said, "Good name."

Then, Jin Mucong said with embarrassment: "Brother-in-law, is this manuscript going to be typesetting and printing tomorrow?"

Shen Lang narrowed his eyes and said, "What do you want?"

Jin Mucong said: "This book is really good. I've been eager to copy it for the past few days, but haven't read it seriously? Can you lend me a detailed look tonight?"

Shen Lang looked at Fatty's face for a long time, until he was ashamed to death.

"Okay, let's take a look, but don't get dirty." Shen Lang said.

Then, he pulled out those few illustrations.

Jin Mucong was anxious and disappointed, but after all, he didn't dare to say anything.

"I'm here for your sake, to prevent you from doing any unspeakable things to these illustrations." Shen Lang said.

The fat house was faceless and fled quickly.

...

So will this book catch on?

This is complete nonsense!

This book can capture all the men in the highbrow world, the lowbrow world, and the super lowbrow world.

Even illiterate men can be included.

To be honest, the literary and artistic achievements of this book are extremely high. In ancient China, it was listed as one of the four great books and the greatest realist work.

Not only that, in many high-end academic circles, the literary achievement of this book is second only to "A Dream of Red Mansions", and it is definitely a masterpiece that has been passed down for thousands of years.

Lu Xun has commented on this book. Among all the love letters in the world, "Jin Ping Mei" is the most famous. Describing the world's feelings, as far as possible, with sincerity and insight, everything described is either smooth, twisted, or carved and revealed, or subdued and ridiculed, or written on both sides at one time, so that it can be shaped and changed. Feelings can be seen everywhere, and at the same time, there is no such thing as above.

The emperor of this dynasty even commented that "Jin Ping Mei" is the ancestor of "Dream of Red Mansions", without "Jin Ping Plum", there would be no "Dream of Red Mansions".

So this book is a true taste of both refined and popular, a classic.

The higher the literary literacy and the higher the status, the more people can feel the extraordinaryness of this book.

...

At night, Shen Lang looked at these illustrations in front of the lights?

Really realistic.

But... Shen Lang would never do anything to this illustration.

Because he has a better reference.

As I said before, the waist of his daughter-in-law, Jin Mulan, is enough for him to imagine for a year.

At this moment, there was a rapid knock on the door outside.

"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, hurry up, hurry up..." Fat House Jin Mucong cried out in pain, "My father killed him?"

Shen Lang was stunned?

Father-in-law was killed?

He quickly got up to open the door, and immediately saw the scarred Jin Mucong.

Was beaten so badly.

"Brother-in-law, I... I saw that your manuscript was fascinated, and my father didn't find it when he came in. Then...then...then he beat me to death, flipped through a few pages of the manuscript, and left angrily, taking the manuscript as well. He left, and he said he would kill you!" Jin Mucong said.

Shen Lang said: "Damn fat man, you... You shouldn't be too fascinated by what you do while reading the manuscript, so you didn't find your father coming in."

Jin Mucong was even more ashamed, he covered his face with his right hand, stunned for a moment, and then quickly changed his left hand.

"I'm leaving, brother-in-law, run away, my father will really beat you to death." Jin Mucong left in a hurry.

Oh my god!

Shen Lang couldn't imagine how embarrassing the scene would be at that time.

This, is this going to stage "Vietnamese School"?

But next, how to deal with the angry father-in-law who is about to kill him?

With his toes, Shen Lang could imagine how angry his father-in-law would be.

He is such a conservative and old-fashioned person, and he finds that his son-in-law and son are co-writing the yellow poisonous weed, and he will have the heart to kill.

Shen Lang couldn't help racking his brains, thinking about how to deal with the next embarrassing killing.

but……

Shen Lang waited for an hour.

two hours.

Three hours!

Father-in-law did not come.

This...is there something going on here that I don't know about?

Can't wait, Shen Lang fell asleep!

Then!

When he opened his eyes suddenly, his father-in-law was already standing in front of him, holding the manuscript in his hand.

Both eyes stared at Shen Lang faintly.

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Note: There were few recommended tickets yesterday. Lan was so thin that I fell asleep in the middle of the night. Please everyone, just rely on this to support.