71 4-13 Back auction Physical saint

Err..........

To explain the situation, I'm sitting on a chair, surrounded by a group of sisters, and I'm about to be interrogated by a blonde sister-like woman sitting on a stretch of floor with a huge crucifix stuck in her side.

'Well, what do you want to talk about first?'

The blonde sister smiles with a happy face, dangling her feet.

That smile, it's not a nice smile in a cathedral.

It's a twisted one.

Yeah, it's a freaky smile.

"Hmm?　If you look closely, you can see that it is done with black eyes. And if you have black hair, is it possibly because of the 'drifter'?

Yeah, well,

Then can't we get out of this situation easily?

Well ... maybe?

I don't think it's impossible to escape if you can run through at full speed with White in your arms while activating the Invisible Prison (Invisible Jail).

And at least there's Freed out front.

If they're making noise outside, Aina and the others who noticed the commotion will probably come running in.

It's a good idea to have a good idea of what you're looking for when you're in the marketplace.

Then why don't you do it?

Yeah, because if he ran away, wouldn't you chase him?

Of course I'll be there.

'You're going to go home safe and sound, right?　Then I'll just be quiet and let you go home.

Well I swear to you, goddess, I'll protect that much.

That's right.

White said he wasn't going to kill me, and if he was going to do anything, he'd be taken to a more secluded room or basement instead of a room like this that he'd normally use, right?

Besides, right now White is being fed by the snacks on the desk.

Basically, even though it's a super scary situation, he doesn't seem like a bad person.

'Huh... so what did you see?

Hmmm....

Now, what's going on?

If I say I saw it honestly, I'm sure there would be some kind of reaction.

If I tell them I didn't see it, will they let me go immediately?

Well, that's not true.

Silence is an affirmation and, well, it doesn't bother me to see it, does it?

What do you mean?

He's a drifter, so he doesn't know anything...

Uh, yeah, I'm sorry.

No, that's okay. I'll explain it all to you anyway.

With that, the blonde sister got down from the cross and began to speak as she walked.

The church's money comes from donations, healing and offerings from its members. Also, if you are told that the undead have sprung up, they will run to you and thank you for cleansing them. That's why I'm making a living on the money of believers.

What about the smell of alcohol?

Wine is made from the blood of God. It's the only drink allowed in the church.

...and the purple smoke?

It is made of dried and chopped ygdrasil leaves that have been squeezed to the limit for treatment and then rolled up with dried ygdrasil leaves after use. It has no bad effects, in fact, it is an excellent healing and tension-relieving agent.　It's not like regular cigars, which are banned, and of course igudrasil leaves are made from legal medicinal material.

.........

I've vaguely heard that wine is the blood of God.

As for cigars, if they produce a good effect rather than a bad one..............................

Aside from the smell, though.

It's a very good idea to have a good idea of what you're looking for when you're in the market.

I'm sure you'll find out soon enough that if this is a forbidden activity, it will lower our spirits.

Do divine spirits change?

Was it true that I thought it was a psychic business earlier?

No, but I didn't say a definite word that it might be.

'Yes, they do. For example, if you kill an innocent person, their divine spirit will disappear and they won't be able to receive God's blessings, and believers who have a certain amount of faith will be able to nullify their brainwashing skills.

Why is that?

We have been brainwashed by the goddess, so to speak. Do you think that a mere brainwashing skill of a creature like us can beat the brainwashing of a goddess?

'I don't think so........ The more divine Qi you have, the more baptisms you can get?

''That's why. I can learn holy magic with the strength of my divine energy. Holy magic has the power to heal and cure abnormalities and purify the undead. Well, they don't want to make an exception for those who can use holy magic without being baptized.

You can turn your gaze towards me slowly, but unfortunately I don't remember it because I didn't take holy magic.

Hayato said his unique skill is "Holy Sword of Light (Excalibur)" and he got a skill that goes well with it, so maybe he remembers it.

As for the rest, the goddesses give special blessings based on the strength of their divine energy, and even the popes and saints are determined by the strength of their divine energy.

Oh, so the top guy won't be a cheater and a bad guy?

That system is good.

To be honest, I thought all religions were a cult-like money-grabbing group.

They would come in for something and say, 'Wouldn't you like to be happy too! Or something like that.

I'm afraid of the eyes that are really thinking about sharing that good will....

There's one thing in this world that's very different from the world we were in before.

It's us drifters.

If the existence of many drifters is well known, then the truth that goddesses are real must also be widely spread.

If you're praying to an actual goddess rather than an idol god that no one has ever seen, even I, as a non-religious person, can see the point in this.

'Well, you can't always say that, though.... The proof of that is that even people like me are saints.

Oh, she's a saint... a saint?

Huh!

Oh, you mean like a saint?

Isn't he an apostle-like being who has a mild, noble vibe and listens to the word of God with beauty and compassion?

Aren't you a benevolent being who loves flowers but is content to just look at them because you feel sorry for them to be plucked?

It's all my prejudice, though!

For some reason, this girl who has a slit in her sister's dress that extends down the length of her chest and is fastened once around her waist, but I wonder if she has a taste for exposure?

As beautiful as your legs are through the slit, this girl who is dressed like you can't see the strap of your underwear and you've been wondering about the inside of it every time you walked earlier?

For all intents and purposes, I'm a street guy puffing up gum and stuff!

Not that I'm gung-ho or anything, but I think I'd look better in a cowgirl outfit than a sister outfit!

The language and stuff!

You'd be wrong if you thought adding a few words would make it respectful!

Well I can't help but be surprised. I can't believe it myself.

'No!　The captain is definitely a saint!　Even the faithful are very popular with them!

Let's stop, since you are the most vulgar saint in history.

'No, it's not!　All the people in the village that we saved came to worship last time!

No, wait, wait, wait. Let the captain run into me.

A saint and a captain?

I don't know why and I'm not following it anymore.

Oh, we're mainly responsible for defeating the undead. I'm the captain of the Priest-Knights.

Are you sure?　I mean, that's still a saint, right?

Well, besides me, there are other proper saints who don't want to be treated as saints. They treat you like a saint when you have a certain amount of divine energy.

'The captain is awesome!　I have more divine qi than any other saint, and I have the blessing of the Goddess in my body!

Goddess blessing on the body........like a quasi-cheat ability?

Well, it's easier to touch than to tell.

Then he took my hand and made me stick my hand into the slit around my waist.

What is this?

I was expecting the soft, smooth skin of a girl....

I'm banging away?

It doesn't sound like he's ticklish or has cracked abdominal muscles.

'Let's get hard, shall we?　My muscles are getting weird and powerful. It's not just my stomach. My arms and legs also developed like this. This is a blessing from Goddess. As far as giving me a blessing like this, Goddess is a goddess, so let's just stop. It's the only conscience that doesn't look pummeled, so let's stop.

The blonde sister looks a little sad.

I know, right?

She's a girl and it's a shock to see her body get hard.

The most important thing to remember is that they are useful. You can go into a room without fear of getting hurt.

That's why you're the commander of the unit that kills the undead.

They're gonna do it. That's what they do. The weight of the weapon is, well, a big man can't swing it.

That said, I pointed to the huge, pure white cross that I was sitting on earlier.

The top and bottom tips of the cross are split in two, and a stick is attached to the top and bottom of the cross to make it easier to swing it around.

And a round hole was drilled in the center of the cross, and a stick was also attached to this one so that it could be grabbed.

It must have been used to crush the undead and blow them away.

It's just that it's so clean that there's no trace of it left, and it's a beautiful pure white cross that looks like it's on display in a church.

I'm sure it hasn't been cared for.

So how long are you gonna continue to touch people's tummies?

Hmm?　........Oh!

It was just kind of awesome, I guess.

I had never felt anything like it, and I didn't want to let go.

"d*mn, it's boring to touch such hard skin...

You're not angry?

They don't diminish, and they feel sorry for not being soft.

Even so, I can see him lightly rubbing his belly and looking lightly zit-eyed, but I wonder if he was still embarrassed.

'Captain, I'm embarrassed!　Because a man touched you in a normal way?

What's the matter with you?　You want to get smashed up?

A blonde sister with a bright red face and holding up a huge cross.

Even I, who had only just met her, could tell that her face was concealing her embarrassment, no matter how I looked at it.

But still.

'Heh, it really doesn't look any different, does it?'

You are lifting a huge, heavy cross, yet the muscles in your arms are only slightly elevated.

"Hey, so don't be sticky about it,

It's not diminishing, is it?　It's worth it.

You can't stop there!　Let's just go with normal, common sense crazy!

Just a little more, okay?

What is it?

I don't know if it's addictive, or if it's just this hardness, but it's good.

Once again, I'm not surprised at how wide my strike zone is.

No, because this embarrassed and angry face is cute.

And maybe this kind of talk and such is actually for the purpose of reducing the goddess-sama's divine energy from her, but she's a good girl who cares about the church and at least cares about the other person who's just leaving a 'masu'.

It's a strange use of mind, but when you think about it, the long slit and maybe not wearing it is actually for the purpose of reducing the divine energy from the goddess-sama.

''Ugh, it's so embarrassing to be dressed like this. But if this is how I feel about being normal again...

'Would you quit the church if I returned to my normal body?　But then we could get married or something, right?

I'd like to have a husband. I want a man who is normal, kind, and a bit good looking, and who loves me well. How nice.....

It's so copious!

Kuh-ha!

....

Hmm?　What's wrong with you, you've got a red face and you're pulling and shaking.

'Captain?　Maybe you were thinking about that!　Isn't this man delusional?!

What, did I just say it again?

'Yes, the idea never occurred to us!　I'm impressed!　Miss pretty!

Why?

Why do I have to say it out loud when I start getting delusional!

You're telling me I'm not even allowed to secretly fantasize about being a girl!

But I got a lot of praise from the other Sister's kids.

That's good. Don't be a donkey.

Well, it seems that he (Hikayisha) doesn't.

"...you're all going to get smashed!

'Miss Shakespeare is distraught!　Everyone form a defensive formation!

"'Yes!　XO!

Afterwards, the room that was supposed to be used for this break was in a terrible state.

The desk was broken, the chair was on the ground, and the sister had fallen over without regard to her legs, and I was alone in the corner of the room, activating my invisible jail, watching the blonde sister run amok and her hapless appearance while escaping from danger.

In the midst of all this, White has managed to secure some snacks and continues to eat them.

''........Lord. This is delicious!

Well that's good.

Yeah!

This rampage continued until the blonde sister calmed down.

But when he found me unharmed, his face turned red again and he was about to jump at me, but White stopped him and the scene was safely settled.

That's what I'm talking about, White. You're going to be able to rely on me at the last minute.

By the way, the color of her underwear was pure white, as the cloth on her buttocks was torn.

After all, it was pure white, just like the sisters, right?

Personally, I wouldn't mind wearing purple, adult black, pretty pink or light blue, even though she is a sister.

There's no problem with animal prints as long as they're in this world, and it doesn't matter if you're wearing a thong or not.

Phew.

Thanks for the feast!