In the end, I decided to use alchemy to fix the broken desk and chair because I was the cause of it.
Since I haven't done much woodworking, I'll use the rebuild to restore the original wood, and then safely make fittings with iron to connect them together.
He said, "Oh no. Thank you very much,
Okay. I'm the reason for this whole thing.
Bolts, nuts, and steel plates are made from iron, and holes are drilled in the wood before they are fastened.
If you're going to do it anyway, don't forget to reinforce the wood so that it won't break as easily next time.
But I don't think it's a good idea to ask for a recovery potion as well.
Well, I was handy.
To be honest, I was just worried because some of the sisters were still down.
But still, even a little bit of smelting is pretty tiring, probably because I used a lot of magic power in the invisible prison (Invisible Jail) earlier.......
But, well, that's it.
I connect the legs of the chair, the last one, and look at my balance.
You know, you never told me your name. My name is Teresa. Nice to meet you from now on.
Uh, I am.
You must be Mr. Darling!
Dah...?
What is this pure white vice-captain saying all of a sudden?
I mean, he knows what he's talking about.
"He's back, isn't he, Lieutenant? What does the word "darling" mean? I've known the second-in-command for some time and I know his name.
Good grief. It's just Adana.
Is that what you want?
No,
Isn't it?
Guillory.
Oh. I feel like I'm being stared at out of nowhere.
But I'm not going to do the wrong thing here.
"Uh.... Yup. You know, Teresa. It's a word that means husband in our old world. So, if you call him that outside, people who know him will think you're him.
It's the right answer.
And it's not impossible to say that there's no possibility that another incarnation is spreading it.
Unfortunately, I'm sorry for not being in the groove.
Oh no. It's not funny. I pretended not to notice that you were looking at someone's underwear earlier, don't you feel any guilt or gratitude?
...You're kidding me, lieutenant!
You didn't think he was aware of my gaze in that state!
You noticed, and yet you were still showing me Master Pants!
Oh, my God, is that true? It's disgusting ... it's impossible.
.........
God d*mn it.
She tricked me, d*mn it!
She's a hell of an actor's sister.
I can't allow this to happen!
You betrayed me.
I'm pure white. Get the hell out of here.
You don't deserve pure white.
From now on, you might as well wear succeke!
What would happen if I, an unmarried, saintly woman, called you my husband in front of the public? You are prepared for this, aren't you?
Ahaha. Oops, end of the day, gotta go home!
There is no clock on the wall, but when you look away for a moment to look at the wall, you turn around and dash out of the room. but.
You can't mess with me, can you?
Teresa had her exactly where she was.
'Whoa whoa whoa. Huzzah! Help! You perverted darling over there, help!
I can't. Give it up.
I'll show you as many pairs of pants as you want! They've seen me once, so I can be the same two or three times, oh!
I can't do it.
'You just had me worried for a second! Then at least give me another recovery potion! Before I die!
Uh ... good for you.
'What? There's no back and forth in the story!
It's a church. Hey!
'Whoa, whoa, whoa! They sent me to the Goddess, just for goodness sake!
"'XO! Come on, come on, come on!
Then help me! Those two hands of everyone!
Hey, White, you want some more candy? 'I'm going to go get some fruit water...' "Could you ask White's master, White, if he would let me pet his head?
Maybe I like their ears for convenience.
You don't normally jump into death.
"Yeah, I'll be fine. But if White says no, you give up.
Hm. We got a snack. But it's really for the Lord's use only. So it's a special day.
"'Pretty good, pretty good,'
Watching him being treated with respect, I am also relieved.
It's cute how he eats his sweets without giving it much thought.
I want a camera.
I want to take a record of this moment, right now.
I wish I could take a record of White's growth.
But I only have a vague understanding of how a camera works.
Why didn't I accumulate more knowledge when I was alive?
I don't have time to make a vibrator!
'Whoa, whoa, whoa! Awaken my spirit! Dear God and Goddess! Please bless me! Now! Preferably one that doesn't die in this situation!
He's not going to kill you.
Before he knew it, the second-in-command had been nailed to a cross and his slit had been extended to his armpit by the knife Teresa was holding.
'Hee hee hee. The vice-captain should be embarrassed too...''
''I don't want my divine spirit to drop! I mean, the man's eyes! Ah, the gaze of a man excited by an immoral situation!
...White is cute.
Lord, uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
""I love it!"
Mmm-mmm, no. Only the Lord.
""It's not fair!"
White. Payback. Auntie.
Uh-huh. Hmm, best one from the Lord.
I like it, too, because White gave it to me.
'Huh? I didn't see it! Are you kidding me? I could see all the underwear and tops and bottoms! Look, look, I'm in the best shape of the unit, okay? I'm a bon vivant, okay? Huh? Aren't you interested? Oh no, it's so sad...
I don't know what it is, but it doesn't look like this.
It's a slit that goes all the way down to the armpit, but it's not quite right.
Hmmm...
What to do.
Let's shorten the hem for now.
An inch or so inseam.
"Teresa, let's try a shorter hem.
What do you want to do?
We're almost there. You're too far ahead. You can see it there. Yeah, that's what I like about it.
All right.
You shouldn't be able to see it from the start.
You can't see it or you can't see it, and that's the beauty of a mini.
'Wow! Hey, you're going to cut off these sacred vestments! No, you're going to lose your chi! That's right, Miss Miss Smith wanted to reduce her divine spirit and become your wife!
Don't make that decision for me, sir.
Teresa mercilessly bundled the hem together and sliced it open with the knife.
It's still a sharp knife, though.
And if you look closely, it's White's.
When did I owe it to you?
'Ahhhh! He cut it off! He really cut her off! I'm terribly embarrassed!
They're cutting the back.
No! No! I can see you! I'm standing a little high right now, so if I lift my hips up, that man will see me! They'll be able to see what's important to you through the cloth!
Oh. It was too short.
'It's too much! I can't check behind you!
That's not a problem. You'll stop because it was torn anyway.
'That's not the point! I'm going home once after this, aren't I?
You're a b*tc*.
It's a b*tc*, isn't it?
""Lieutenant Sluts."
You're being treated so badly!
By the way, these kids don't seem to be having a meeting, but I wonder how their voices match each other.
"Speaking of which, do you live in the capital, Lord?
No, I have a house in Ainsdale.
Heh. You own a house and a slave at your age? It's a lot of money, isn't it?
Not too much.
And the house was obtained through the machinations of Master Rainrich and Yassis.
I don't think so, you know. My family's money manager asked for an extra donation.
'Oh, I remember you asking me to make a 100 million donation. He said he didn't have that much money.
Hmmm.... it's funny, isn't it? The vault keeper has a real sense of smell.
'What's funny is that you're scamming the church.... Does the offering really increase the divine spirit?
In fact, a nobleman once made a donation so that his son could be baptized, so I can't say it's all a scam.
Is that true?
Isn't this the same as the "I bought a 00 and I got a girlfriend" or "I bought a 00 and I won the lottery" ads?
I'm not saying that was a lie, but it's hard to say I believe it either.
'Well, if you don't have it, you don't have a choice. I'll let the people who have the money pay for it! That's the best way to go, you know. So, you're in King's Landing from Ains Hale, and you're not here for sightseeing?
I came to see an auction my friend is participating in. I thought I might as well join in.
...at the auction the day after tomorrow?
'Yes, but do you know...?'
The church will host it. In fact, it will be held in the basement of the church.
...Seriously?
I didn't expect the church to host the auction in the back.
'Anyway, do you have a magic bag of entry qualifications?
I don't know if I'm eligible. I mean, there's a small one.
If it's small, it's better to come empty, because you won't be able to buy what's not in it. You can't buy what you can't fit in, you know.
'Can't I buy something that won't fit? Why?
It's not really a matter of concern to the people in the city, because all they do is trade for a high price. It is considered to be an event where the nobles and important people get together to worship on a certain day, so they don't want to do it. So they don't want people who can't bring in what they are selling or who can't carry out what they bought.
Is that what you think it is?
Yes, sir.
If you can walk out of a church with something fancy, it's a strange thing to be out of a church.
They'll think you're doing something dirty behind the scenes.
If you buy a slave, you don't have to worry about it. If they want to hide people, they do it inside people. But they also have huge statues excavated from the ruins and the pelts of giant monsters.
You really don't want to be seen carrying it out of the church, do you?
But I'm off.
I see.
But the magic bag is also there, and at worst, if you use it to hide the magic space, you'll be fine.
It's a very good idea to be able to have a good time. I'm sure you'll be able to find something to sell.
I've made some accessories, but can I start selling them now?
It's overdue, isn't it? How many points do you have?
I'd like to sell you a set, so I have a few items, but maybe one?
I'm just checking it out and I don't want to make too much.
Then I'll make it for you. Please bring it on the day. Oh, and I won't accept fake ones.
It's okay. I made the whole thing myself.
Sometimes, when it comes to jewelry, people don't like to show you the real thing and then swap it out right before you hand it over.
Does anyone else get fooled...?
There are appraisal skills in this world, so it would be a shot to find out.
Since you're allowed to be a chaperone, I'm sure you'll bring one person with appraisal skills.
It's the first time a nobleman participates in the event, and he gets fooled from time to time. We don't disclose the exhibitors, so there is no one to complain to," he said. Next time, though, they'll bring in someone with appraisal skills.
I see...
''Umm........can you take me down now? Also, if you don't mind, can't you mend these clothes with alchemy?
'Uh....'
I had completely forgotten about it.
I didn't even get to admire my thighs because they were already an object in the room.
Hmm. But what is it?
The hem is short and the skin is showing, and her body is nice, but I don't get aroused by it.
I wonder if my s*xual desire is also on the decline.
Teriyaki.
'Gasp! What are you turning over? I'm slumbering! I'm so amazed that I can't see the way Miss Sisters talk!
Hmmm, Teresa. It's different.
It's not easy, isn't it? It's not just about getting more exposure, is it?
I guess. How about not wearing them in this one?
That's all right, isn't it? I'll let you take it off.
'No quicksilver! I may have forgiven her so far, but I don't think even the Goddess would forgive her any more!
This kid is doing very well in this situation.
"Geez. If I eat any more, I won't be able to eat my dinner. I'm satisfied.
Come again, White! I'll give you candy any time you want!
Hmm. I'll be back.
""I'm so happy!"
Look at you guys! Notice the anomaly! Because something bad is happening at the Cathedral right now! Sister's underwear is about to be ripped off, oh!
I thought Teresa was the Ijirare character, but apparently the second-in-command was the real deal.
The troopers were too busy loving White to even look at her, let alone talk to her, but she was thorough.
'Well, just kidding.'
Of course.
'You're lying! Those eyes were the eyes that completely stripped me and chased me on the way home, barging into my house and roughing me up!
I wouldn't do that. I've got a carriage waiting outside. Oh, and you can wear this on your way home if you want. You won't like them, but they're men's clothes, and they're already washed.
With that, I take out my change of clothes from the magic bag.
I'll give you a new pair of pants, as it were.
Even though they're washed, you wouldn't want to.
''Eh, um, thank you very much...?''
'Well, I think the prank was too much, and yet it was fun!
Oh, yeah? Then it was good, right? Yeah. I'd appreciate it if you could give me a change of clothes. I'll wash it properly and return it to you.
You don't have to bring it back.
No, I won't. I'll pay you back. You know what? Come back later.
Yeah? Well, I'll be here the day after tomorrow anyway, but...
No, I mean, come on a normal day. You can't give it to me the day after tomorrow, can you?
Yeah. Yeah. Okay, I'll come back. White liked it too. I'll be back.
Yeah!
He has a big smile on his face.
But.....
Monthly Doki! Is he actually a good person? I tried imitating what I saw in the story "What is this feeling.......", and it seems to be very effective.
The idea is that if you're going to be nice to someone, you should tease them to the very limit of what you can do, and then at the very end, be kind to them and leave a strong impression that you're actually a good person.
"Lord, Sukekomashi.
How do you know that word?
"Letty told me. "It's a lot easier to seduce a girl.
If it's from Letty, then it's from Hayato.
But can we get the word sukekomashi from Hayato...?
In fact, I think Hayato himself is the sketchy one....
Oh, I see.
"Oh, then, don't you think I'm an idiot?
I guess.
I can see him self-destructing.
'I'd better get going then,'
Then I'll walk you to the door.
Yeah, thanks. I'll see you in a day or two.
Today was fun.
But that's why I'm so tired.....
Let's eat dinner and take a bath, and then go to sleep right away.