Chapter 80

Dongshan University.

When Lin Dong came back to the dormitory, he wanted to say hello to the other animals in the dormitory, but they completely ignored Lin Dong, who was missing in the summer vacation. As if he were a transparent person, he still played CS, the next copy of the next copy, the Island movie and the mobile phone. Lin Dong is crazy. He thinks these guys didn't go to class.

After cleaning up the moldy things in the cupboard, Lin Dong thought whether he would take time to have two classes and brush his sense of existence in front of his tutor.

I was just cleaning up when a man came back from outside.

His name is Zheng Hao.

Is a cheeky refused courtship more than 80 times still do not commit suicide love field undead Xiaoqiang.

Like Lin Dong, he is from pH city. If he comes to Dongshan to study, he can hardly be regarded as a fellow townsman. I don't know why, this guy is wet all over. He looks like a drowned ghost. He's not in a mess. I saw this guy did not take off his wet clothes, climbed up to his own bed, and fell on the bed with all his limbs stretched out. This action aroused the strong concern of all the animals. They poked their heads up, down, left and right, and asked in one voice, "what a whole body of water?"

"I went to the bottom of the girls' dormitory building and wanted to invite cloud fairy out for a candlelight dinner. Who knows how many pots of water poured down." The immortal Xiaoqiang explained powerlessly.

"Cold or hot?" The animals suddenly became interested.

"It's cold, isn't it?" Lin Dong's sweating, is it still hot? Besides, if it's hot, even if you have an immortal body, you'll have to go to the hospital!

"That's OK, mouse. You're OK. The pig's large intestine was watered yesterday, but the hot water almost didn't turn him into a dead pig." At this time, the little white face called Zhou Xu, who had a little money at home, often pretended to be Gao Fu Shuai. The "pig's large intestine" as he said is not a simple person like Zheng Hao, who never dies in love. They are also included in the top ten list of Dongshan University, and they are even ahead of Zheng Hao, and won the first place in the list‘ Zhu Dachang, formerly known as Zhu Dachang, is one of the most powerful people in the world in terms of psychological quality! He was nicknamed "pig's large intestine" because of the homophony.

"I haven't succeeded in picking up girls yet, but my classmates still need to work hard... Next time, remember to bring an umbrella." The skinny man who is playing CS gives advice.

It's called Fang Yu. It's a young creature.

If you use a term to summarize him, it is super invincible, the ultimate big silk!

Whenever I see him, I always sit in front of the computer and play games, with the sound of guns and crazy rock music. Lin Dong estimated that in his world, there is no such term as peace.

Although the goods are poor and ugly, they can't stand it. They have great ideals that shock people all over the world. Fang Yu's ideal is to save all mankind. There is absolutely no mistake in this point! His ideal is to save all mankind! Because Fang Yu extremely believes that the end of the world will come, when zombies will be everywhere and people will choose to eat, how many Bai Fumei will open her legs because of a bag of instant noodles... In this way, the task of saving the world's survivors (mainly beautiful women) will fall on his skinny shoulders. Fang Yu has spent several years planning for coping with the coming of doomsday, including how to escape in the early stage, how to find materials to survive, how to hunt zombies and dig out magic crystals in their brains, how to eat magic crystals to improve their strength, how to set up a survivor base, and so on... In a word, this survival manual of doomsday has been published, The whole animal of Dongshan University knelt down immediately!

Fang Yu, the lifelong president of the zombie club, has been called the boss by countless people in Dongshan University.

In case the end comes.

If you don't hold tight, president Fang's thigh is not good!

Of course, now that fortune has not arrived, president Fang, as the future Savior, will have to continue to survive in the biological form of two forced youth

"You can't take an umbrella. Last night, among the three newly transferred school bitches, the bereaved bitches also brought umbrellas, but a thermos bottle flew down on them, which directly killed him! The power of the big killer like thermos is beyond the endurance of the cloth armor profession like students. You may not know that the bereaved Slut peed his pants on the spot. According to the grapevine, the goods were not only scared to pee, but also withered. With psychological shadow, it's estimated that he'll be in the palace soon! " At this time, we are talking about the dormitory boss who is known as the invincible in all kindergartens.

Although the boss is self styled, but under the threat of his strong biceps, no one has raised any objection.

His name is Wu Jinjiang and he looks a bit like Xu Jinjiang.

skin colour?

Uncle Hei from Africa often misunderstands that he is a relative. He says that he is the hometown of Confucius. There is no doubt that he is a Qilu man. Unfortunately, no one in Dongda believes him!

As a boss, although Wu did not make the top ten list, he is definitely not a simple person. Lin Dong once observed that there was only one thing in boss Wu's life, that is Warcraft! When he is in a good mood, he will brush the copy with pride. When he is in a bad mood, he also brushes the copy, which is said to cure. When he was accompanied by his sister, he would take her to open up wasteland. The result was that he often found that she was a personal demon. When he didn't have her, he would go on the journey by himself.

What a solemn and stirring figure that is doomed to a lonely life!

no way out.

For the tribe, this is the price of loyalty!

"Roar, rush!" Now, boss Wu is killing people everywhere.

Then a blood clergywoman priest, who was giving blood to the tauren, and the voice that was high enough to make people get diabetes, shouted, "ouch, brother brother, how fierce you are!"

I heard the boss of Tauren's blood churning.

I almost didn't bend over and kick the ground with my hooves.

Moo~

Roaring up to the sky.

"..." Lin Dong, who has the skill of listening to music, is sweating. This software of changing male voice into female voice is going against the sky! However, for the sake of Tauren's vulnerable and broken heart, Lin Dong decided not to say anything and pretended not to hear it. For the happiness of his roommates, the truth is better to let it go with the wind!

"The cloud fairy is really hard to catch up with. The flying fairy like her can't be imagined by mortals like us! However, it's good that we can't catch up with each other. If we want to die together, no one will want to hold the beauty back. At least we'll feel better. " Play the small white face of mobile phone Zhou Xu cold not Ding ground to gather up a sentence. In his dormitory, he has always been a mortal enemy of Fang Yu, a young literary and artistic youth. In fact, he has a few more money in his pocket, and he can spend money occasionally to make a small fortune. To say that Gao Fu Shuai is not good enough, first of all, he is not qualified.

"That's right. Fortunately, there is a cloud fairy who doesn't eat people's fireworks and is not moved by power and wealth. He always gives us hope. Otherwise, we poor people will commit suicide collectively." Zheng Hao, an immortal Xiaoqiang in love, sighs.

"It's all watered and there's hope?" Lin Dong now suddenly understood why this guy was called the immortal Xiaoqiang. He was really indomitable!

"Shh Fang Yu quickly make complaints about Lin Dong's Tucao.

What a joy to see and hear!

Why strike? No, no, as a roommate, we will support you no matter how stupid and idiotic you are. Go on bravely, young man, and die bravely!

"Bah bah, you are poor. I have plenty of money. Don't confuse me with you, OK?" On hearing this, Zhou Xu, who is playing with his mobile phone, immediately takes out his famous brand wallet and arranges dozens of hundred yuan bills into a "rich" character. It seems that several wolves in the dormitory almost didn't shout out the words of robbery. Fang Yu, a skinny man who plays CS, is so jealous that he immediately throws away his mouse and pounces on Zhou Xu with his eyes shining. He hugs Zhou Xu's leg and laughs with a group of chrysanthemums: "brother, I'll shine your shoes once for a hundred yuan. I don't mind wiping them for ten thousand times!"

"Go away!" Zhou Xufei kicked Fang Yu and said, "take off the dog's paws. I don't want you to wipe it if you stick it upside down."

"If the end comes, I will be the first to blow your dog's head off." Fang Yu went back angrily and continued to fight his CS.

"If there is an end to life, I'll build a back palace. Cloud fairy and thousand long legs are indispensable. Wood, you hurry to reply to my brother and flatter me. If you are very respectful, for the sake of fellow countrymen, my brother will give you a girl then! " As an undead Xiaoqiang, Zheng Hao's resilience is strong. Now he's almost full of blood and blue. When he comes back to life, he smashes the bed board with his heel and signals Lin Dong in the lower bunk to reply to him.

"Dream of you!" Lin Dong tried to hold back his smile.

You're an immortal cockroach?

Do you want to open the Queen's palace?

Campus version of the flying man, feign death behavior art performance has your share!

However, for a strong soul who has been rejected more than 80 times and is still optimistic and positive in pursuit of love, you should tell him the cruelty of reality, which is a waste of saliva, because his ideas or face have long gone beyond this dimension!

Lin Dong didn't know what he said.

Not only hit Zheng Hao in the upper bunk, but also put down all the animals in the dormitory. All the animals were killed in seconds!

This includes watching the Island movie collection, which does not take part in the discussion of the art performance of the Communist Party of China. After listening to Lin Dong's words, he lost interest in learning. He closed his notebook and lay on the bed bored. If he didn't have a breath, he would be no different from the frozen meat in the morgue.

No one is a fool!

Can go to university, character can be funny than, but IQ is not as low as no lower limit.

Women like yunyouyou and Qianjun are beyond the reach of these poor students. They are like stars in the sky. They can look up and reach out, but the actual distance is at least hundreds of millions of light-years away.

The boss of the Tauren also seems to be full of words.

No interest at all.

Even if the female pastor continues to cheer with the voice of excessive sugar, she can no longer lift her spirits.

Everyone threw away the mouse and mobile phone, and went back to bed one by one to practice the lying corpse sword technique. After a long time, a voice bubbled out from the silence: "there is a post on the Internet saying that if you don't go to college, you will regret it, but if you go to college, you will regret it even more... Now I seem to regret it a little bit!"

"Oh, no, it seems to be the other way around? It's regret after studying in University, even more regret after not studying in university? " There were immediate questions.

"In any case, Tema's regret is all about college." The boss of Tauren finally made a conclusion: "there are too many hardships in life. It's useless to think too much. We'd better wash and sleep!"

"Sleep?" Lin Dong saw that it was only nine o'clock in the morning, and father-in-law sun just showed his face, OK?

"Dear wooden students, we are not like you, you have a monitor, you can be carefree, we have nothing, now do not sleep when?" Fang Yu said this with envy, but absolutely not envy. The monitor is good to Lin Dong. Everyone knows and envies her, but her small body... It can only be said that none of them is Princess Taiping's meal!

Moreover, only when the monitor is here, can the animals of Dongda breathe a sigh of relief.

You know, the threat of wood is prehistoric.

Leave the door to warm the bed of Xuemei, Xuemei did not say, did not see many guide sister also desperately to his hand room key? This guy has always been like a piece of wood. He has never been enlightened. In case he suddenly becomes enlightened, his sister who is willing to give birth to a little monkey can line up from the east gate to the west gate, and there are many extinct nuns in the middle!

"Go to sleep!" Lin Dong decided to go out for a stroll. He didn't come back for ten years. I really miss it!

As for the animals in the dormitory, they hibernate collectively.

Lin Dong was not surprised.

Now there is a good saying: you will never understand the world of Toby!