Of course, Lin Dong played basketball, but he was not professional at all.
Because he is so handsome that he has no friends, Lin Dong wants to play basketball. Few people are willing to form a team with him. Do you want to play basketball? Let's watch my sister cheer for you? you must be dreaming! You can play with the ball by yourself. We have no time! I have an appointment with someone when I have time! In this case, Lin Dong can choose to play with his teammates, either fat paper or thin monkey. They are all so ugly that they have no friends. There's no way to do it. We just mix together and fight temporarily. Therefore, in the past, although Lin Dong had a little talent in playing basketball, he was still passable, but only in the half court, three on three bullfight, or half court five on five. Most of the time, it's a big scuffle. On the court, a large group of people are surrounded under the basketball stand, scrambling to throw the ball up. Who picks it up and who throws it? You say pass and pick and roll? What's that? Only when there are too many people, can we just divide them into several groups.
In a word, Lin Dong seldom plays the whole game.
He has never received formal training in basketball.
For example, when I was a child, I didn't have enough strength, and my grandmother taught me to shoot in 38 style. Of course, when I grew up, I made people laugh, and then I realized that this is the usual way for women to shoot. Although the shooting rate is high, the boys who love face generally don't use it.
After high school, his body grows up gradually. Sometimes if the take-off time is reasonable and there is no one in front of him, Lin Dong can dunk with his height and bounce. For the girl who knows nothing about basketball, when she sees a handsome man dunk, no matter whether the height is enough or not, no matter whether the action is natural or not, she gives cheers.
Anyway, as long as people are handsome.
If Wu Jinjiang, the boss of the tauren, buckles one on the basketball court, he may throw down the banana. There's no way. This is a face world! Of course, the boss of Tauren can't do it even if he wants to. He's tall and burly. He's as strong as Uncle black, but he can't bounce.
"What's the matter?" The monitor found that Lin Dong was a little listless after dinner? Is it because I'm not looking at him?
"It's all right. It's just a couple of teasers." As soon as Lin Dong said this, the monitor was almost dazzled with laughter. Naturally, she knew the best roommate of Mu classmate. President Fang Yu, the top one in the list of top ten strange people, was in their dormitory! Of course, Zheng Hao is immortal. Xiaoqiang and niutouren's boss are not bad either. The latter is not rated as one of the top ten. It's definitely the loss of Dongda!
"You are too close to them. The attribute of Toby is contagious. Be careful." The monitor tried his best to frighten him.
"Well, are you here to drop a stone?" Lin Dong felt that he was miserable enough now.
"Don't be angry, I'll tell you a joke..." the monitor's joke is very cold, and it can be frozen to death. Lin Dong stopped her quickly: "don't tell me the joke. If there is a frost in June, people will think that there is great injustice in the world!"
The monitor raised his fist.
Big eyes.
Mercilessly in his body up for a while, but empty posture, but even the strength of mosquitoes can not fight!
Instead of making a joke, she decided to tell Lin Dong some campus gossip and transfer his mind: "do you remember the bicycle self driving meeting?"
Lin Dongqi said: "of course, I remember that boniu Xuejie passed the president to your cycling association? It seems that there are only six people after you pull me in! "
"Ha, those are old imperial calendars!" The monitor groaned with his small nose: "I have carried it forward, and now there are no less than 3000 people!"
"You didn't wake up, did you?" Lin Dong didn't believe it at all.
"The secret is to bring in Yunyou and Qianjun..." the monitor crossed his waist and laughed.
Well, there is a very popular bicycle self driving meeting in Dongda, which was founded by a graduated big breasted student sister. At first, dozens of people joined her. However, after learning that Xuejie already had a boyfriend and was a big boss of a company, she was ready to get married as soon as she graduated, the bicycle self driving Club immediately rebelled against the rebellion and all the members withdrew. Finally, only two or three fans of kittens and dogs were left. Before the squad leader lalindong joined, bicycle self driving would be so cold that it would SWAT flies every day.
Big breasted Xuejie is very reluctant to give up. She doesn't want to end the self driving in her hands.
So, she solemnly entrusted the task of rejuvenation to the monitor.
Flat chest can save the world?
No kidding!
After last semester's failure and understanding, the monitor finally came to a conclusion: if you want to make bicycle self driving popular, you must have unique scarce resources, such as beautiful women! The so-called thing is rare. As long as you have this kind of beauty and this kind of resource, there will be many people who are attracted to it.
That's why she brought her old enemies Yunyou and Qianjun into the self driving club.
Keep them around anyway.
It's safer and more reassuring to watch it all the time!
As soon as Yunyou and Qianjun were added in, the self driving meeting was already full in less than three days. More than a dozen Gao Fu Shuai decided to set up a sky Knight order to guard the fairies. After strict selection, all the non iron fans were not wanted, and they were not qualified enough to kick out of the door. After a lot of fighting, I didn't know how many swords and swords there were. Finally, the "sky Knight Order" of more than 1000 people was born in Dongda. Not only our school, but also the cattle from other schools cry and ask to join us.
Dongda used to have the largest number of members of the football team which had won the second place in the ten school league.
Now, the football team, which used to have a strong sense of superiority, has been thrown away nine streets by the bicycle driving club. Countless green heroes betray and join the sky knights, leaving the football team leader who holds fast to his position, but is as melancholy as Lin Daiyu
"You're good!" On hearing this, Lin Dong immediately extended his thumb to the monitor, but he was also curious: "how did you persuade Yun you?"
"She loves cycling." Monitor adults understatement, but Lin Dong know that there must be her way behind this.
"Not bad!" Lin Dong patted her on the top of her head and praised her: "it's worthy of being the monitor!"
"Slap me on the head again, dead wood. It's all your slapping. I can't grow tall!" The monitor hates him for patting her head when she is a child. Even if he touches her face, how can he always touch her head?
"... can you blame me?" Lin Dong is sweating.
opposite side.
There's a group of people coming this way.
Lin Dong and the monitor are preparing to get out of the way. Unexpectedly, these people are looking for them.
Standing opposite Lin Dong, Gao Fu Shuai is surrounded by countless elites. He looks good. His snow-white teeth crack out in his smile. He is a bit aggressive in the dark, but he cleverly conceals his sincere smile on the outside. Lin Dong is a dreg of dirt. He can't recognize where these famous brands are. However, it's estimated that the other party can't win without a million dollars. Just that gorgeous master of art of Constantine will get six or seven hundred thousand dollars.
Although Gao Fu Shuai is young and rich, he doesn't look arrogant at all.
On the contrary, he was polite.
It seems to have received excellent elite education. Even in the face of Lin Dong, who is a grass-roots sportswear, he also smiles kindly: "are you Lin Dong and Cheng Mingge? Hello, I'm very glad to see you! Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. What a shame! My family name is min Qiming. Some of my classmates at Dongda may have misunderstood me a little and jokingly gave me a nickname, which is called the bereaved slut. Maybe you have heard about it. In fact, I'm not very familiar with pan and Tang. It's a little too hard to call us "three bitches". Of course, I know you are joking. I don't mind. Lin Dong and Mingge can call them whatever they like, even if they are called the bereaved and cheap people. Anyway, what they call them is the same sentence! "
The monitor is astonished. It's not simple!
If they compare with woodlouse, they can kill seckill directly.
She didn't open her mouth. She looked at Lin Dong with a little worry in her eyes. She was afraid that he was not the match of Gao Fu Shuai. But at this time, she couldn't tell him.
"Min is so funny." If Lin Dong hadn't gone through the world of Xiuzhen and the dream had returned ten years ago, he would not have been the opponent of this kind of character. But now, what about Gao Fu Shuai? In terms of height, we are almost the same. If the other side takes off the inner high leather shoes, the outcome will be very obvious. Rich, although we are very poor, we also have a lot of gold and confidence. What if we are poor? Just look good! This is a world of looking at faces. It's really no face to look at. It's the turn to look at money, OK?
Lin Dong gave the monitor a light fixed look and motioned her not to panic.
Then he casually swept the other party's famous brand, then swept the group of elites around him, and said to himself, "there are many people under your command... Mr. min, what do you want from us? I didn't come to say hello, did I? "
"This is a chance encounter, but I'm very happy to see Lin Dong, because I've heard his name before I changed school. It is said that Lin Dong is the most famous school grass of Dongda, and he is deeply loved by the schoolgirls. When I see him today, he really deserves his reputation. " Min Qiming smiles brightly and his teeth are white. He looks at the monitor intentionally or unintentionally. It seems that she is a little jealous in the deep of her eyes. He is even happier and waves his hand repeatedly: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to pick something to alienate your relationship. I just praise it from my heart. In the past, I was a little confident about my appearance. Apart from Pan Ziyu, who is called modern Pan'an, I have never seen a boy who makes me feel ashamed. Now I feel that Lin Dong seems to be better than pan Ziyu. This face is really enviable! "
"Lin Dong is a well-known poor and handsome student in Dongda. Min Shao has never seen him work hard and save money when he was in school. It's even more enviable that his classmates stuffed money into his pants." At this time, the speaker is a senior of Dongda. His name is Xia song. He is one of the secretaries of the student union. Xia song used to be a school grass. She had a good appearance and thick skin. She was very popular with girls. In addition, she often wandered among several girls, so she was very proud. Unfortunately, this kind of day was easily ended by Lin Dong, who felt abandoned by the world. He regarded Lin Dong as a mortal enemy and looked for opportunities to provoke him everywhere.
"Xiasong elder is more enviable, can take a woman's money to another woman to do abortion." Lin Dong laughs.
"Which one of your eyes saw me take the woman's money?" Xia song is furious.
"I didn't see it. The rumor is like this. I'm just hearsay. I think you know the truth best, senior Xia song." Lin Dong didn't want to pay attention to this kind of person, but he insisted on being beaten in the face and didn't fan him. He was really sorry for God's arrangement!
"Enough!" Min Qiming's face sank slightly, waved his hand to stop Xia song's angry retort, and his smile overflowed again: "I personally appreciate Lin Dong very much, without any malice. I've always been like this. Whether I'm a handsome man or a beautiful woman or a talented person, I'm envious from the bottom of my heart. I'll never have any grudge... Today, since I've met you by chance, why don't we go out and find a place to get together? "
"We have something else to do." The monitor refused: "if it's OK, we'll go."
"Oh, wait a minute." Min Qiming said with a smile: "don't worry, Mingge. If you don't meet him, I'd like to have a talk with you. Well, I'm going to invest 500000 yuan in the self driving meeting and buy some cars, so that we don't even have a car when we arrange the activities. In addition, I'm going to use another 500000 yuan as the activity Fund... Mingge is very busy at ordinary times. If I don't have time, I'd like to recommend myself and share the things in the self driving meeting for Mingge. What do you think? "
"You mean you put in the money. I have to ask a president to give it to you, don't you?" The monitor understood it as soon as he heard it.