Chapter 42

As soon as Wang Huan said this, the whole audience was about to explode.

The audience felt excited and thought that Wang Huan was really a big word without slander.

The 31 groups of actors participating in the competition were almost angry. Wang Huan was tantamount to directly provoking all of them.

Wang Huan, you are really ignorant and fearless.

You really don't know heaven and earth.

You clown knows nothing about crosstalk.

Do you know how hard it is to report the names of dishes to the back?

There are 300 dishes in total, more than 900 words.

It should be reported in the shortest time, without wrong words or jamming, and it should be fast, with clear voice and cadence.

This is equivalent to an exam. It's not difficult for a professional crosstalk actor to score 60 on the name of the dish.

70 points is difficult.

80 is very difficult.

More than 90 points, that's no less than hell level difficulty.

Even many famous crosstalk artists will be planted on this basic homework.

Because the probability of error is too high.

Wang Huan said again, "who of you came out? Challenge the dish name?"

The players and actors participating in the competition couldn't help but look at one of them at last.

Wang Yutian.

This man is 39 years old and has practiced crosstalk for 25 years.

He is not very happy and infectious. But in terms of basic skills, everyone present couldn't compare with him.

He also knows his shortcomings, so he puts almost all his energy on basic skills.

So every time he performs, he is almost through the mouth, and it is very, very difficult.

No matter the new tongue twister or the old one, it's nothing at all.

Although this kind of performance method is single, it can still win the applause of the whole hall, which has become his unique skill.

As for the "dish name" is his unique skill, let alone the players present. Even the famous people can't compare with him in the "dish name".

Therefore, this is definitely the super boss of "dish name".

Because people focus almost all their attention on this skill.

"I'll come!" Wang Yutian came directly to the stage.

The audience got excited and applauded desperately.

The host also looked at the director. Is this a performance accident? Should we stop it?

But the director looked excited.

The national crosstalk competition is broadcast live.

Of course, it's not really a pure live broadcast. It also needs to be delayed for a few minutes. In case of any problems, it can be reduced.

In addition, there are advertising laws and some pictures recorded in advance. Even if there are some accidents in the live broadcast, they can be made up immediately.

But the gimmick of live broadcasting has brought great benefits to the whole audience rating.

And now

Completely live up to the director's expectations. After Wang Huan met the judges on the stage, the ratings soared directly.

And the higher it comes, there is no downward trend.

The director motioned that everything should continue!

……………………

Wang Yutian, the super boss who reported the dish name, came to the stage and looked at Wang Huandao.

"Wang Huan, I didn't want to come up. We said crosstalk was down-to-earth and hated hype most."

"But I can't do it if I don't come up, because you offended our ancestors and our beloved crosstalk."

"Wang Huan, if you think you've memorized more than 900 words hard, what's the name of the dish? It's a big joke. Do you know how difficult it is to report the name of the dish?"

"More than 900 words should be fast, accurate and emotional. Every word should be drilled into the ears of the audience."

"Wang Huan, you know nothing about crosstalk."

"Wang Huan, next, I'll teach you how to be a man with the newspaper dish name."

Wang Yutian took a deep breath and raised his hand.

Suddenly, the host began to pinch the stopwatch, which was an old routine of their performance.

And electronic timing will also appear on the TV screen.

This breath took 15 seconds, like brewing a shell, and then Wang Yutian burst out.

Name the dish and officially start.

"Go and invite you to eat steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roast duck, roast chicken, roast goose, stewed pig, marinated duck, pickled chicken, bacon, Songhua belly, dried meat, sausage..."

He spoke faster and faster.

In the end, it was really like a machine gun bullet.

This is his unique skill. He has performed more than once on TV, and at least hundreds of times in the theater.

But every time, it can still make people amazing.

Everyone held their breath and watched his performance quietly.

Faster and faster, but every word is clear.

But also cadenced.

Come on, come on, come on, come on

He didn't even breathe at all during the whole process.

"Fried shredded meat, fried sliced meat, stewed pickled cabbage, stewed cabbage, stewed peas, stewed lentils, wild beans, fried cowpeas, plus pickled blue silk..."

It's over!

Perfect performance!

The stopwatch stops and the timing on the stage stops.

2 minutes 15 seconds 55.

This achievement is awesome!

Suddenly, the audience burst into thunderous applause.

Great, great.

Not only the audience, but also the judges were applauding.

Other contestants even stood up and applauded, because at this time, Wang Yutian fought on behalf of the crosstalk world to teach the jumping clown Wang Huan a lesson.

After reading, Wang Yutian looked at Wang Huan, full of Wang's contempt and said faintly, "Wang Huan, don't challenge my major with your hobbies, put away your ignorance, thank you."

At this time, judge Zhang Wenyao said, "Wang Huan, did that scene shock you? Did you learn to fear? They all said that one minute on stage and ten years off stage. Yutian's unique skill has been practiced for 20 years. So don't say that you are a genius."

Then, Zhang Wenyao said, "we don't expect you to beat Wang Yutian, because it's impossible. As long as you have half of his results and complete the dish name within 4 minutes and 30 seconds, even if you pass, it proves that you are qualified to compete on the stage."

"Don't have more than ten wrong words. As for feelings, there's no need for cadence." Zhang Wenyao said: "you start quickly and then end quickly. This storm has passed quickly. We've wasted too much time."

Wang Huan came to the microphone.

Name the dish, right?

You're 2 minutes and 15 seconds, aren't you?

Wang Huan took a deep breath.

Then raise your hand and the host is ready to pinch the stopwatch again.

Electronic timing also appeared on the big screen of the stage.

Wang Huan said, "I... Please... You... Eat..."

These four words, he seems to be in slow motion, deliberately speaking very slowly.

"Steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roast duck, roast chicken, roast goose, stewed pig, stewed duck..."

In front of these dish names, he is also relatively slow, relatively normal speed.

But

Then he got faster and faster.

Like a markchin machine gun.

Like a storm.

Finally, everyone really felt that what came out of his mouth was not the dish name, but the extremely dense bullets.

His performance is completely different from that of Wang Yutian just now.

The other party is fast first, and then in fact, it is difficult to support some strength, so it is slower and slower to get to the back, and even the enunciation is not very clear.

But what about Wang Huan?

It's really getting faster and faster. When it comes to general, his speed is completely incredible.

It can't be faster.

Absolutely impossible.

But... He's still getting faster and faster.

Almost to a completely incredible point.

It's really like a light rain changing into a heavy rain, then a heavy rain, and finally pouring water down like the sky.

"Stewed cabbage, stewed peas, stewed lentils, wild beans, fried cowpeas, plus pickled blue silk!"

The name of Wang Huan's dish is over.

A total of 1 minute and 45 seconds.

30 seconds faster than Wang Yutian.

Moreover, this was the case when Wang Huan deliberately slowed down at the beginning.

This... This is more than a level difference.

It can be said that in terms of pure speed, Wang Yutian can't even see Wang Huan's tail light.

Everyone was completely shocked and couldn't believe looking at this scene.

Suddenly... Wang Yutian said, "what does it mean to speak quickly? Does he speak clearly? Finally, those words are completely connected and vague. What's the skill?"

"Yes, yes, yes..." other players also said one after another: "he's cheating and playing slippery. He can't even spit out words clearly. What's the name of the dish?"

Judge Zhang Wenyao said, "Wang Huan, you really speak very fast. But I'm very sorry, you still haven't passed the test, because you can't speak clearly and can't speak clearly. What basic skills of crosstalk are you talking about? So fulfill your promise and leave the stage!"

Then, judge Zhang Wenyao raised his hand and asked Wang Huan to leave.

Ask him to leave before he has a formal performance.

Wang Huan said faintly to Wang Yutian, "who said I couldn't speak clearly? Who said my name of the dishes was not clear. Every word was very clear. There was something wrong with your ears and you couldn't hear it clearly."

As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned again.

Originally, the audience had some sympathy for Wang Huan and felt that he seemed to have been suppressed.

But now seeing Wang Huan's arrogant attitude, he cheered again and wanted to drive him out of office.

Wang Yutian said, "Wang Huan, you look so unreasonable and careless. It's really ugly."

Wang Huan said faintly, "host, can you play the last quarter of the time I just reported the dish name again? But slow down five times."

When the host was stunned, he... Still had this routine?

So he looked at the host again.

The host immediately raised an OK gesture, because now the ratings are amazing.

Next, the studio began to broadcast the last quarter of Wang Huan's dish name, a total of more than 200 words.

First play the recording at normal speed, only about 15 seconds.

At this speed, I really can't hear what Wang Huan is reading.

Next, slow down the playback five times.

A creepy scene appeared.

A numbing scene appeared.

After slowing down five times, every word of Wang Huan's dish name was very clear.

Cadence, full of emotion, and every word is so full and full of penetration.

It's a textbook existence.

Shit... Shit... Shit.

This... This routine is too coquettish.

It's amazing.

It's horrible.

But Wang Huan's performance was not over yet, and Wang Huan began to recite it again.

It is still from slow to fast, and then to fast, stormy and fast.

At first, everyone didn't recognize what he was reciting.

Later, everyone found him upside down.

Shit!

Back?!

Instead of putting the last dish name on the back at the beginning, every word is recited backwards, from the last word forward.

This... This is too difficult, isn't it?

Still less than two minutes.

The name of the dish with more than 900 words is recited backwards.

No Caton, no typos, still very smooth.

Everyone was stunned and couldn't believe it.

What an exaggeration!

Wang Huan said lightly, "teacher Zhang Wenyao, do you think my basic skills are OK?"

………………

Note: my benefactor, please give me some recommendation tickets, or it will be invalid if it expires. Thank you!