Chapter 43

The audience was really amazed.

And the players in the same competition were also shocked.

Is there such a routine? That's awesome!

Nearly a thousand words of "newspaper dish name" back to back?

It's incredible, isn't it?

Wang Huan looked at the other 30 groups of contestants and asked, "who else?"

No one responded.

Wang Huan continued to ask, "who else wants to compete with me on the basic skills of crosstalk? Who else wants to compete with me on the name of the dish?"

There was still no response.

Wang Huan looked at the jury and said, "Mr. Zhang Wenyao, am I qualified to perform on this stage now? Can you give me a fair and just chance?"

Zhang Wenyao's face was very ugly. For a long time, he said, "of course, but I still want to tell you that the basic skills of crosstalk are important, but in the final analysis, it is the creative ability, and the works are the most persuasive. And you know the purpose of our national crosstalk competition, that is, only original passages are needed."

Wang Huan said, "I know."

This is to the root. The most important thing in crosstalk is the story. It's not funny. Even if you have deep skills, it's useless to talk about it.

The excellent crosstalk is actually very difficult to write.

It usually takes a year or two to write a crosstalk work.

So many crosstalk actors perform on TV and can't write a paragraph. What should we do? Just copy online jokes. More than a dozen online jokes are connected together to become a collection, which is not a complete work at all.

Other contestants actually have a company and a crosstalk Club behind them.

Their entries are often written by the whole company, basically without fighting alone.

And Wang Huan is fighting alone. He hasn't graduated from high school, let alone wrote jokes.

Therefore, no matter how fast you speak, no matter how fluent you recite the dish name, no matter how strong your memory ability is.

Otherwise, this is not a crosstalk contest, but a super brain.

If it doesn't work, it's nothing.

They absolutely don't believe that Wang Huan's ability to write jokes in a short time can compare with the professional crosstalk team?

People have been doing this for decades.

Just now, I have been in three groups of players. Those passages can be called excellent, but they have been eliminated.

Can you Wang Huan be an exception?

Zhang Wenyao said, "Wang Huan, your performance just now won you three minutes."

"We'll give you three minutes. If your passage is not wonderful, funny and excellent within three minutes, we will still ring the bell."

"If the audience doesn't laugh or clap three times within three minutes, your crosstalk works still fail, and we will still eliminate you! This is also the general standard of our program, and we don't treat you harshly."

Three minutes?

Make the audience laugh three times and clap three times?

This is really difficult, because before the whole network black Wang Huan, the audience was very hostile to Wang Huan and thought he was a clown who likes hype.

Although Wang Huan's dish name has saved some images, it still needs time and works to completely recover the previous hyped clown image.

"Well, Wang Huan, please face it squarely and start your performance!"

Suddenly, everyone pricked up their ears and waited for Wang Huan's performance.

It's time to see the real chapter.

You hype king, whether you can talk crosstalk or not.

The name of the dish is not a real crosstalk.

It's time to really decide whether Wang Huan can stay or even go further in the national crosstalk competition.

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The host said, "Wang Huan, Lu Zhengtao, please start your performance."

Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao stood in front of the microphone again.

Wang Huanxiao said: Master, is this the first time we have come to this stage?

Lu Zhengtao: first time.

Wang Huan: but we are also old friends.

Lu Zhengtao: what?

Wang Huan: because people often see me on TV and online. When I squatted in the toilet two days ago, I also saw my name on the door. I don't know what to write. There are a lot of flies lying on it with blood. This man hates me and has anal fissure.

Lu Zhengtao: Oh, your name is so smelly. It stinks, but it's also possible that the man forgot to bring paper.

At this point, the audience couldn't help laughing.

Wang Huan's self mockery is very interesting. Although it's a little vulgar, it's still funny.

Next, Wang Huan's performance continues.

Wang Huan: Although you have heard my name, you have never looked at me face to face.

Lu Zhengtao: there is no such opportunity, otherwise you would have been killed.

Wang Huan: so everyone is very interested. I'll take this opportunity to make a public appearance for you to see clearly? But seriously, I didn't prepare any programs when I came on stage today.

Lu Zhengtao: ah? It's all on stage. You're not even ready for the show?

Wang Huan: Master, what program do you think I should perform? We are all athletes. Why don't we have a sports game here?

Lu Zhengtao: running?

Wang Huan: that won't work. Breaking the world record here doesn't count. It's for nothing.

Lu Zhengtao: why don't we fight?

Wang Huan: do you think it's appropriate for me to hit you? Besides, you see my face is so handsome. Are you willing to do it?

Lu Zhengtao: I'm afraid I'll slap you to death. What event shall we compete in?

Wang Huan: what do you think I'm good at?

Lu Zhengtao: what's your specialty? Isn't it running? You're a sprinter.

Wang Huan: huh? You are my master. What's my specialty? I don't even know?!

Lu Zhengtao: besides running, I really don't know.

Wang Huan: brag, I can brag! Some time ago, I blew a bull and said I wanted to win the gold medal of the 100m Olympic Games. Don't you know?

Lu Zhengtao: if it hadn't been for this bad luck, your name wouldn't have been smeared on the wall. But what does this have to do with today's program?

Wang Huan: Master, today's performance, let's compete and boast!

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Shit! Yes!

Many judges have inexplicably felt the charm of this paragraph.

Because of the special topic.

Why is Wang Huan famous and scolded by the whole people?

Isn't it because he talked nonsense on the program "study hard" and claimed that he would compete for the 100m gold medal in the Olympic Games?

Everyone said he was bragging.

Unexpectedly, the theme of his crosstalk today is bragging?

Is this the finishing touch?

Suddenly, some of the audience began to applaud, and some had laughed again.

What Wang Huan wants to adapt is another classic piece of the world Maji master, "hundred blowing pictures", which is very funny.

This work is also Mr. Ma's masterpiece.

Even after more than ten years, many crosstalk tapes have this paragraph.

It can be seen how successful, how funny and how classic.

It is not only funny, but also has a strong social irony.

Although Mr. Maji is more famous for other passages, such as cosmic cigarettes, the hundred blowing picture is more in line with Wang Huan at this time.

For Wang Huan, this crosstalk work is twice the result with half the effort.

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Next, Wang Huan's performance continued.

The state is getting better and better.

The judges were surprised and the other contestants couldn't believe it.

And the audience present, which was a great surprise.

The crosstalk written by Wang Huan is really funny.

It was a constant laugh, and time after time, the audience completely laughed back and forth.

Zhang Wenyao said that Wang Huan should be given three minutes.

If you can't impress the judges within three minutes, they still have to ring the bell.

The three minute performance will soon arrive.

Wang Huan has said wonderful things and climaxes have come one after another.

Lu Zhengtao: I boast that I have a secret recipe handed down by my ancestors. I can blow the square into a circle.

Wang Huan: I can make short ones grow.

Lu Zhengtao: I can turn ugly into beautiful.

Wang Huan: I can blow the dead alive.

Lu Zhengtao: Hey, you're great.

Wang Huan: blow it?!

Lu Zhengtao: I tell you, our family is a boasting family. My father is a boaster. There are a lot of boasters in their circle.

Wang Huan said: I know, there are five people sitting in front of us. They are all blown into judges.

At this point, it's time for the three minute performance.

The audience couldn't help laughing and clapping.

And the faces of the five judges have become wonderful.

All the audience couldn't help looking at the jury and laughing again.

The hammer in the hands of the five judges can't knock down. If you knock down now, it's retaliation against the contestants. Why are you so narrow-minded.

And Wang Huan's crosstalk is really funny.

The sense of rhythm is first-class.

No one knocked the bell out, so Wang Huan continued his performance.

It was really a lot of laughter and wonderful.

Next, Wang Huan's performance climaxed one after another.

The laughter is very dense, completely one by one.

This section of Mr. Ma Ji's "hundred blowing pictures" is extremely excellent even for a famous family. It can win prizes in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

Not to mention a newcomer like Wang Huan? The audience's psychological expectation of him is not high at all. After all, he has never said crosstalk.

All of a sudden, it is a classic passage that has been circulating for decades. It can be imagined that it is lethal.

What a surprise can it bring?! You can imagine.

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The performance went on to the middle and later stage.

Lu Zhengtao: I invited someone to dinner last night!

Wang Huan: I invited someone to dinner last night!

Lu Zhengtao: how I blow, how he blows!

Wang Huan: come on!

Lu Zhengtao: eating is bad. I swallowed my chopsticks!

Wang Huan: I'm eating and eating! I swallowed the spoon!

Lu Zhengtao: I'm eating and eating again! I bit off a piece of the plate.

Wang Huan: I'm eating and eating! I'll bite off a piece of the big bowl!

Lu Zhengtao: I'm eating and eating again! I bit the table off!

Wang Huan: I'm eating bad. I bit... I bit my nose off!

Lu Zhengtao: ah? Can you reach it?

Wang Huan: I bit on tiptoe! Can you control it?

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The crowd listened with great devotion, and Wang Huan's crosstalk soon came to an end.

Lu Zhengtao: I'm 2.69 meters tall.

Wang Huan: I'm 3.69 meters.

Lu Zhengtao: are you that tall?

Wang Huan: are you that tall?

Lu Zhengtao: I'm hot and cold!

Wang Huan: I'm hot and cold.

Lu Zhengtao: then you're not as tall as me. I'm as tall as the Beijing white tower.

Wang Huan: I'm one head taller than the white tower.

Lu Zhengtao: I'm still tall.

Wang Huan: I'm tall.

Lu Zhengtao: the plane flew from my waist.

Wang Huan: the satellite hit me at the foot.

Lu Zhengtao: I'm tall.

Wang Huan: I'm tall.

Lu Zhengtao: the blue sky above my head and my feet on the earth can't be higher!

Wang Huan: I... my upper lip is next to the sky and my lower lip is next to the ground!

Lu Zhengtao: ah?! The upper lip is next to the sky and the lower lip is next to the ground?

Wang Huan: ah!

Lu Zhengtao: where's your face?

Wang Huan: We crosstalk people are shameless!

Lu Zhengtao: Ho!

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So far, Wang Huan's crosstalk performance officially ended.

Wang Huan bowed and said, "our performance is over. Our crosstalk is called" I want to boast ". Thank you."

Suddenly, the audience burst into thunderous applause.

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Note: in order to recommend tickets, I can kneel and lick without shame. Long live my grandfather! Eunuch, I want to!