Chapter 1257

"So, what rules? Sister Lingling will tell you about it? " Huo Mian seldom sees Zhu Lingling so happy and decides to cooperate with her to the end.

"Let's say the bet first. The loser will put a thousand yuan on the table. Who wins and who takes it? OK?

"you're putting your money in the hole..." Humen said with a smile.

"Yes, that's what it means Dare you play? "

"I'm ok."

"We are all OK."

Huo Mian and Jiang Xiaowei know Zhu Lingling better, so they don't have to think about it at all

The problem is that Zhu Lingling hasn't talked about the rules yet.

"So, beautiful and kind Miss Zhu Lingling, can you tell us the rules of the game now?" Gao Ran is in such a hurry.

"In fact, the rules of the game are very simple, that is, telling jokes."

Finally, Zhu Lingling's showdown

"Tell a joke? Khan... What kind of game is it A high face.

"Let's talk about one. If everyone laughs, it's a win. If someone doesn't laugh, it's a lose The loser will take out a thousand yuan and put it on the middle table. The winner will take away the roar at last. "

Zhu Lingling is very proud

"It's like you're going to win..." Jiang Xiaowei smiles at Zhu Lingling.

"So Come up with your life's most classic jokes. We want to make wine and talk about heroes... "

Later, Zhu Lingling took the initiative to pick up the glass and filled it for everyone.

Jiang Xiaowei is pregnant, so she only uses mineral water instead

In the end, after we had a drink together

Gao ran stood up proudly and bravely. "I'll tell you one first. I'm a good joke teller. People in our bureau can't stop listening to my jokes."

"So are you finished?" Lord Qin asked in a quiet way.

"Shit, I haven't said that, OK?" Gao ran gave Qin and Chu a look.

It makes Huo Mian and Jiang Xiaowei happy

"Speak quickly. Don't waste your time." Zhu Lingling pushed her high waist with her fist.

Gao ran began to say vividly, saying that a Abbot was meditating, and suddenly met a gangster, with a big knife on his neck.

Gangster: dead old man, take all the money out. I'll spare you.

Abbot: money is something outside your body. If you don't bring death with you, please take it, benefactor.

Then the abbot handed the money bag to the gangster

Gangster: is that what you got through your lifetime? Do you really give up?

Abbot: our Buddhism pays attention to cause and effect reincarnation. You and I have a cause in our previous lives, so they are creating the results of today.

The villain was quite moved: abbot, I am sinful. Can you help me?

Abbot: Yes.

Gangster: what way?

Abbot: put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha.

The gangster then put down his knife and bowed his head to confess.

The abbot stepped forward, picked up the broadsword on the ground, put it on the gangster's neck and scolded him, and returned the money to me, little son of a bitch, and SEI?

After Gao Ran's colorful speech

Huo Mian and Jiang Xiaowei laugh

Qin, Chu and Wei, Liao are more subtle, just a smile

While Zhu Lingling, who was beside him, was calm and did not smile

"Eh? You... It's not for face? " Gao ran cries for defeat.

Zhu Lingling stretched out her hand. "Don't talk nonsense. Pay for it."

Gao ran consciously told this funny joke once in the Bureau. New people and old people will laugh when they hear it.

But why can Zhu Lingling, who always smiles so low, jump?

However, Gao ran only recognizes the planting, takes out his wallet, takes out a thousand pieces of ocean, and puts them in the small bamboo basket at the center of the table.

"Who's next?" Asked Zhu Lingling.

Looking at that proud expression, Huo Mian whispered to Jiang Xiaowei, "I think Zhu Lingling's goods are going to hold back a big move against us today?"

"Let me talk about one." Wei Liao saw that no one spoke enthusiastically, so he took the initiative to stand up.

Jiang Xiaowei looks at her husband sideways. Seriously, she's looking forward to the height of her smile?