Chapter 1258

"Chicken wants to know what happiness is? So he ran to ask the tiger, the tiger said that happiness is a family together, the chicken ran to ask the lion, the lion said that three wives and four concubines are very happy, later the chicken still felt unwilling, and ran to ask the leopard, the leopard said that a healthy body is happiness. Chicken finally very happy afraid to go home to tell today's mother chicken, mother touched her head and said, child, in fact, you are the happiest today, chicken do not understand why? Chicken mother said: do you and he are happy to come back alive today? Look at those B people you asked, how many are they

After Wei Liao finished speaking, Jiang Xiaowei chuckled

Then she pinched Wei Liao and said, "why didn't you tell me such a funny story?"

"I just remember. Don't pinch my wife. It's time to be green..."

Look around, everyone is smiling, only Zhu Lingling is still calm

"Are you determined to win our money?" Wei Liao laugh.

"Small sample, you hold it, see when you hold it?" Jiang Xiaowei is also happy.

At this time, Wei Liao was willing to give in and take a thousand yuan back from his wallet and put it in a small bamboo basket.

This is the second one that failed miserably

It seems that it's not good for you to start a career

At this time, Huo Mian pulled Qin Chu's sleeve, "husband, you should also talk about one. All the comrades here are talking about it. It's your turn."

"Yes." Lord Qin thought hard.

He is always cold and proud, and rarely changes into a funny one

So it's really hard for him to tell us jokes.

But Huo Mian has spoken. He can't let his wife down.

So Qin and Chu stood up in all kinds of difficulties and said solemnly, "I'll say one. It's not necessarily funny, it may be cold."

"It's OK. Your joke doesn't need to be funny. Just take a thousand yuan. Cut in.

Huomian's little girl clapped for Qin Chu, then raised her fist, "come on, husband."

Qin Chu nodded and said, "there is an old farmer who has raised a pig for many years. The pig is very strong. He has been reluctant to kill it. Then one day, people from the Animal Protection Association came to the village to inspect it and asked him, what does your pig eat every day? He said wild vegetables. The people of the animal protection association were not happy to say that they even gave pigs such poor food. They were abusive animals and fined 500. The old farmer was uncomfortable, but he paid the fine The next day, the charity came and asked him, what does your pig eat? He said, "my pig eats big fish and big meat every day. In short, what do we eat? What do pigs eat?"? As a result, the people of the charity said that you are wasting food. How many children in the mountain area can't afford to eat steamed bread now? They will be fined 500 yuan. The old farmer was oppressed, but he still obediently paid the fine. On the third day, the leaders of the county came to inspect him and asked him, what does your pig eat every day? The old farmer, after a long struggle, replied cautiously, "I give him ten yuan a day, and he will buy whatever he likes."

After Qin Chu finished, everyone laughed again

Huo Mian thumbs up, "it's funny to hear my husband telling jokes for the first time."

"Qin Chu, you have such a funny side, ha ha." Jiang Xiaowei can't laugh.

Wei Liaohe and Gao ran are also fond of saying

At this time, everyone went to see Zhu Lingling and found that she was still expressionless and calm.

"My Lingling didn't laugh again?" Gao ran picks his eyebrows.

Without saying anything, Qin Chu immediately took out a thousand yuan and put it in a small bamboo basket

All three men failed in graduation

"Weiwei, come to the town, break through Zhu Lingling's Zombie face." Huo Mian looked at Jiang Xiaowei and said.

"Well, let me do the arduous task. I'm sure to tell you the funniest joke. I'll tell you that I'll point to this joke in my life..." Jiang Xiaowei shows his arms and sleeves and stands up in a big way.

Wei Liao carefully supports her for fear that she will fall

"Wife, let's calm down. Don't move too much Ha, take it easy. "

"You all listen to me..." Jiang Xiaowei was confident as soon as she started.

She's a Ph.D. in psychology, and she should be able to grasp everyone's psychology, right? All of a sudden, they put their hopes on her.