Xu Jing half joked: "brother Yang, I don't think this dog has an appointment with you. You let it take the envelope out of my uncle's hand and wait for you. You specially bought meat buns to reward it. "
With a smile, Yang Xiaobao said casually, "where is it? I bought the meat bun to look for it. It happened that I found it
In fact, Xu Jing's jokes are not wrong. What dogs do is really directed by Yang Xiaobao.
At that time, Xu Jing was talking about the house with Xu Youshan in the hall. Yang Xiaobao was very angry when he heard Xu Youshan's shameless words. But he couldn't beat others. He promised Xu Jing in advance that she would only move her mouth.
Besides, Xu Jing's worries are really reasonable. She really wants to hurt her uncle. No matter who is responsible, it really makes it difficult for her to live in her hometown when it's spread out - the "new son-in-law" she brings back beats her elders as soon as he comes back. What's the matter?
Yang Xiaobao was angry, so he simply didn't listen. He went to the gate of the yard and stood there to breathe. I happened to see a big white haired local dog come over, stop at the door, and keep looking inside. It seems that I want to go in and have a look, but I dare not.
Yang Xiaobao is the only "king of animals" in the world. He is familiar with the words of animals and birds. Anyway, he is idle and bored, so he talks with the big white haired local dog.
Yang Xiaobao: "Hello, brother, are you the dog of this family?"
White haired local dog: "eh, can you still talk about dogs?"
Yang Xiaobao: "I can even say what people say. Do you believe it or not?"
The white haired local dog knelt forward on both front legs and made a "I take" posture: "you win!"
Yang Xiaobao: "are you the dog of this family?"
White haired local dog: "it used to be. My original host was a little girl named Xu Jing. She left home later and gave me to a family in the village for foster care before she left. She treats me very well. I can't forget her all the time, so I come here every day to see if she's back. "
Yang Xiaobao: "I'm still nostalgic. If you want to know if your master has come back, you can go in and have a look. Maybe there will be a surprise."
The white haired local dog shook his head: "my master is good, but her uncle lives in the house now. That's very fierce, and I don't like it when I come back. Every time I see me in the yard, I have to beat me. So I only dare to look down at the door and not go in. "
At this time, Yang Xiaobao looked back and saw Xu Youshan pick up the bank note and the house property certificate on the table and put them in the envelope. Immediately, he had an idea, and the ghost idea came up. He told the white dog:
"Your old woman is in there. But don't rush to recognize the owner after you go in. You have to do her a favor first. Take the white envelope in her uncle's hand and wait for me in a quiet place. I'll come back to you with your master and the meat bun... "
Next, a big white dog suddenly broke into Xu's house, jumped on the table, grabbed the envelope from Xu Youshan and ran away with it.
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Yang Xiaobao fed half a bag of meat buns in a row, which made the dog's stomach full. When the dog was full, he left Yang Xiaobao and turned a blind eye to Xu Jing, hoping that the old owner would recognize him.
Of course, Xu Jing remembers the white haired local dog named "Xiaobai" she raised before she left home. She also planned to get "Xiaobai" back from the foster family this time.
But in her memory, her "Xiaobai" is still a little dog no bigger than a rabbit. She did not expect that after five years, "Xiaobai" has grown into "Dabai".
So she just felt that she looked like Xiaobai, and she also doubted, but she didn't dare to admit it, for fear that she would admit it wrong, and she would be happy.
After rubbing his legs for a long time, the old owner still couldn't recognize himself, "Xiaobai" was also very helpless, so he had to shout at Yang Xiaobao.
Xu Jing heard these barks as meaningless barks, but Yang Xiaobao recognized that they were asking for help: "brother, don't you know how to speak human language? Can you tell her in human language that I'm her Xiaobai?"
After thinking about it, Yang Xiaobao beckons the dog and moves his lips in his ear by touching his head.
The frequency range of dog's ears is far beyond that of human's ears, which is also the reason why dogs can alert danger. In Xu Jing's opinion, Yang Xiaobao just moved his lips and said nothing, but "Xiaobai" could hear it.
It heard Yang Xiaobao say: "I have a better way for your master to recognize you. But you have to promise to do some more work for me. It's a little troublesome... Of course, the meat buns are the same size. "
Xiaobai had been looking forward to his master's return for five years, but he was afraid of any troublesome work. Besides, there was a lot of steamed stuffed buns, so he agreed immediately.
Yang Xiaobao told it: "in fact, it's very simple. You don't need me to tell your master. Just do one of her favorite moves in front of your master. "
So Xiaobai immediately rushed to Xu Jing and scratched her vamp to remind her to pay attention. Then step back a few steps, lie down on the ground, to the right, and then to the left.
This familiar funny action finally recalled Xu Jing's memory. No doubt in her heart, she rushed over and picked up Xiaobai. Her tears almost came down. Her parents are gone. The dog is her only family.
After recovering from her agitation, Xu Jing wiped her eyes and asked Yang Xiaobao, "brother Yang, we've got the house property certificate. It's not my name, and it's useless. My uncle can make it up. "
"Make it up? Ha ha. " Yang Xiaobao smile, did not go on, meaning is very obvious: this property certificate he is certainly not up to reissue.
Xu Jing was used to giving everything to Yang Xiaobao, so she didn't mention it any more. She looked up and saw that it was dark, and then she asked Yang Xiaobao for advice.
"Brother Yang, it's getting dark, but my uncle still dominates the house. We can't live at home tonight. There are no clean and safe hotels around here. We have so much cash with us. I'm afraid there will be an accident when we live in a small place. I was scared to death when we lost money last time. Why don't we go to a hotel downtown? "
Yang Xiaobao said with a smile, "if you go downtown, we'll go back to your home tonight."
Xu Jing didn't understand. Yang Xiaobao walked away on the pretext of finding a public toilet. He called Xiaobai back. Xiaobai broke away from Xu Jing and reluctantly followed him to a quiet place.
Yang Xiaobao gave instructions to Xiaobai: "within 15 minutes, call all the dogs in Wuxian village, big or small, male or female, domestic or wild, one by one. Tell them: give me work, meat bun is big
"No meat bun! Who doesn't want to come and see the two legs that can understand the dog's words? "
Xiaobai agreed and ran away with huan'er.
Sure enough, eleven or two minutes later, there were all kinds of big dogs and small dogs. White dogs and black dogs came here to meet. There were more than 30, more than Yang Xiaobao expected. He did not know that Wuxian village used to be a pure countryside, but now it has become a suburban village waiting to be demolished, and many people keep dogs and cats.
What surprised him even more was that besides all kinds of dogs, there were seven or eight cats and even five or six chickens. Xiaobai's friends are really wide.
The thirty or so animals crammed the small open space. For a moment, the dogs were barking, the cats were whining, and the chickens were restless. They were beating all the time. The scene was a bit chaotic.
Fortunately, Xiaobai acted as the leader of the team, running around the team, yelling at the animals to stand still, and soon helped Yang Xiaobao to maintain order and make the huge animal army quiet.
Then, Xiaobai consciously stepped aside and asked Yang Xiaobao to come out to lecture.
Yang Xiaobao stepped forward a few steps, scanned the gang of dogs, cats and chickens in front of him, cleared his throat, and said with a smile, "you follow Xiaobai to destroy the Xu's building. But we can't do it together. We should have a division of labor. Dogs bite when they see people, and go to the table and bed when they see people. Cats scratch what they see. As for chickens, they fly all over the house, just to interfere. There are many dried meat buns, and there are also dried fish without meat buns. "
Speaking of this, Yang Xiaobao's tone was serious: "but there's one thing, if you go to destroy, scratch people, smash things, don't poop! The owner of this house Xiaobai still has to move in. How can he be so ashamed? Xiaobai, you are the leader of the team. Keep an eye on me. If you break the rules, write it down and report it to me: if it's a dog, break the dog's leg; if it's a cat, break the cat's leg; if it's a chicken, beat it... Roast it into chicken's leg! "
At the end of the training, Yang Xiaobao pointed forward and motioned for "departure". So Xiaobai rushed to the front and led the animal army to kill Xu's building.
The assembly site is an abandoned empty courtyard in Wuxian village, a little far away from the Xu family building, separated by three alleys and two streets.
At this time, the street is the busiest time in the evening. The workers on the large construction sites around Wuxian village have just left work. They come out in groups to eat, hang out and have a crowded crowd.
All of a sudden, the white-collar workers, with a large army of animals, rushed along the street. The people who went shopping and the street vendors were all staring at each other, as if they saw a rare spectacle in a hundred years. The bold little people with brain holes were stunned for a moment, and immediately called out: "it's going to be an earthquake, cats and dogs are going out of the street collectively!"
This voice roars out, and the confusion is even greater. This kind of scene of cats and dogs going out of the street together is a rare one in a hundred years. For the saying that cats and dogs going out of the street will have an "earthquake", of course, everyone would rather believe it has something than nothing. As a result, the crowd became flustered. Some people were eager to go home to inform their families to escape, while others were eager to run to the open ground.
In the chaos, there are many dogs running through the dense human legs. If the cat can go up to the house, it will go directly to the roof, and the chicken will just fly over the crowd.
In this way, Xiaobai feels very wronged: we are just passing by.
After two blocks, I finally got to my destination.
Xu Youshan is having dinner in the main room on the first floor, and his family are all here. Not a family, not a family, his wife and he are the same mind. Just after returning home, his wife scolded him for the fact that his house property certificate and ten thousand yuan were taken away by a dog. It was useless for him to be a loser, but a dog had to pit him.
However, Xu Youshan's wife didn't pay special attention to it. The house property certificate can be reissued. The ten thousand yuan will be regarded as "buying" the house for her niece - the building will be demolished soon, which is a big sum of money. It's very good for the man of his own family to steal a beam and exchange a pillar.
Therefore, Qi comes back to Qi, and food still needs to be eaten. Xu Youshan's wife picked up a chicken leg and was about to put it in her mouth. She inadvertently looked up at the open door of the main hall.
Then, Xu Youshan's wife's fat face suddenly solidified. The chicken leg hovered beside her wide open mouth. She could no longer remember the fortress, and her two eyes almost fell into her job.