Thirty or forty dogs, cats and chickens rushed into the main room on the first floor of the Xu family's building and made a mess together. The animals who can be on the table and the beam can be on the beam. They scratch their claws and bite their teeth. Soon all the clothes, shoes and stockings, pots and pans of Xu Youshan's family are damaged. The stools fall and the chairs turn over. If you can't push a big thing like a washing machine or a refrigerator, bite the water pipe of the washing machine and pull all the things out of the refrigerator.
Xu Youshan's family is going crazy, yelling at the troublemakers and kicking them, but it doesn't help. Instead of kicking and driving them out, they were scratched and bitten by many cats and dogs.
Fortunately, Yang Xiaobao didn't plan to do too much, and didn't want to make a terrible murder case in Xu Jing's house, so he didn't tell the animals to give a hard hand to people, otherwise it would be possible to tear Xu Youshan's family into pieces and separate them.
There was no life left in the house. Xu Youshan's family rushed out of the house as if they were running for their lives. Xu Youshan ran to the gate of the yard to catch his breath. When he looked back and saw the animals still making a lot of noise in the hall, he couldn't help but get angry. From the beginning, he began to be evil. At that time, he was going to put some gasoline in his motorcycle fuel tank, sprinkle it on the hall, light a fire, and then close the door to barbecue all the animals in the room.
Or Xu Youshan's wife held him: "this is our house!"
Xu Youshan was stunned and stopped. Ha, this is our house now. Even if the house property certificate is taken away by the dog, it can always be reissued. The name on the certificate is really his own. Of course, it can't be burned!
"We can't live at home tonight. Let's go to the second son-in-law '. I'm afraid it's you and your dead brothers who think we've bullied their daughter and caused animal trouble. "
Women are superstitious. Xu Youshan's wife thinks it's evil. Otherwise, these dozens of animals rush into the house together to make trouble. What's the explanation?
"That's it!" Xu Youshan is also a little afraid of the strange things that happened today. In fact, he didn't really believe in this, but after all, he was in a bad mood, so he could not help worrying about these things.
The couple decided to spend the night at their second son-in-law's house as agreed. Xu Youshan's family has two sons and two daughters. It goes without saying that the two sons are not angry. The two daughters married well, and the two sons in law were local influential figures. If there is any trouble with this house, I'm afraid my son-in-law will have to show up.
After half an hour of fighting in the Xu family, the animal army, led by Xiao Bai, returned to the starting point. Yang Xiaobao has almost sold out the nearby steamed buns shop and grocery store, and used large plastic bags to pack a lot of meat steamed buns and dried fish as a reward.
"Take your time. If you have anything else to do, come back."
With a smile, Yang Xiaobao waves goodbye to the group of animals who have made great efforts today, and walks to find Xu Jing. He came out on the pretext of going to the toilet. If he delayed a little longer, I was afraid that Xu Jing would muster up the courage to break into the men's toilet to get people. Xiaobai follows Yang Xiaobao.
"Why did you go? I thought you fell into the pit! Go to the bathroom so long! " Xu Jing, who had been waiting for a long time, was relieved to see that Yang Xiaobao finally appeared, and began to complain.
"Well, I've been out for a long time. It's all Xiaobai's fault. He was seduced by a female dog on the road. I turned him out for a long time before I pulled him back. " Yang Xiaobao's face does not change. As soon as he exports, he throws the pot to Xiaobai, and at the same time, he says he hates the iron but kicks it.
Xiaobai was very wronged, but he didn't dare not to carry the pot. He raised a foot on his butt and then accepted it. He threw himself down in front of Xu Jing to admit his mistake.
Of course, Xu Jing won't bother with her dog. She patted Xiaobai's head and said with a smile, "good boy, I'm really learning from a good man. I learned to spend flowers with Yang Ge for a short time."
Listening to this, Yang Xiaobao turned the topic sideways: "when I just chased Xiaobai out, I passed by your yard just in time to see your uncle's family move out. Otherwise, let's go back and have a look. If we are really free, let's stay in tonight. "
In fact, Yang Xiaobao didn't see Xu Youshan's family move out. He guessed that any family could not stay in the house after dozens of dogs, cats and chickens were noisy for half an hour.
Xu Jing is dubious. She goes back with Yang Xiaobao to have a look. The gate of her courtyard is really locked by a general. It seems that the uncle's family has really moved out.
"I grass, these animals are really shameful..." Yang Xiaobao saw a lot of dog shit and cat urine at the gate of the yard, frowned and muttered.
He told the animals not to poop and pee in the house, and they were really obedient - they pulled the poop and pee at the door ahead of time.
"What are you talking about?" Xu Jing didn't understand.
"Oh, nothing. I said your uncle's family are animals. When I move out, I have to take a shit and urinate in front of your house, which makes you sick. " Yang Xiaobao slandered Xu Youshan and threw these real animal excrement and urine on his head.
Xu Jing felt that it was really disgusting, but it was not a big deal. She could always clean it up. It doesn't matter as long as you can get into the house and don't have a direct conflict with your uncle.
Now she called aunt Xi: "aunt Xi, my uncle has moved out, but he has locked the door and made a mess at the gate of the yard. Can you come and help me?"
Aunt Xi is really warm-hearted. She came to help soon. Thinking that Xu Jing and Yang Xiaobao had to clean up after they moved in, they specially called their own men, their sons and daughters-in-law, and also brought a hammer to smash the lock.
When the helper arrived, he broke the door lock. As soon as they entered the room, they couldn't help but look silly. The floor of the main room was in a mess, just like Xu Youshan and his wife had just had a fight.
But don't worry about so much. We have to clean it up anyway. It's easy to do things when there are many people. They all work together, and soon they clean up the room.
All the excrement and urine at the gate of the yard were swept away and washed with water. All the broken things in the house were swept out. Several large electrical appliances, refrigerators and washing machines brought by her uncle were moved to the yard for temporary storage, waiting for her uncle to move away, Even if his house has been in vain for several years.
Everything's done. The house's new. Aunt Xi, considering that Xu Jing has just come back and the family has no decent clean bedding, can't let the couple sleep in Xu Youshan's bed? So she asked her daughter-in-law to go home and get a new set of unused bedding, which was on the West Wing of the second floor, where Xu Jing used to live as a little girl.
When Xu Jing saw the new bedding, she immediately blushed. This is a set of special bedding for newlyweds, with pairs of red mandarin ducks embroidered on their faces, the words "a hundred years of love" and "early birth and noble son" on their pillowcases.
This set of things was set up by Aunt Xi's family when they married their second son the year before last. Several sets were set up. This set was pressed on the bottom of the box, and has never been used.
This meaning is too obvious, especially aunt Xi's family is watching here, just waiting for her to have a son with Yang Xiaobao. Xu Jing blushed and looked at Aunt Xi angrily: "aunt, this... Is not suitable for us. Xiaobao and I haven't made wine yet. You don't have any other bedding in your house. Make another bed. "
"You young people still care about this now?" Aunt Xi is really a straight hearted person. Regardless of the fact that her daughter-in-law is still on the stage, she said, "my two children's house is the door with their children. It's very good, isn't it?"
After seeing off aunt Xi's family, Xu Jing goes back to her boudoir and is dazed by the beautiful mandarin duck on the quilt and "a hundred years of marriage".
Yang Xiaobao patted her on the shoulder, half joking: "what's the matter, still thinking about Xi Auntie's words. I think you can think about it. "
Xu Jing turned around and put her arms around Yang Xiaobao tightly. Looking up at Yang Xiaobao's face, she asked, "brother Yang, would you like to marry me?"
Yang Xiaobao nodded: "yes."
Xu Jing shook her head, looking disappointed: "but you may not be able to marry me, right?"
Yang Xiaobao still nodded his head seriously. He has a special identity and shoulders important tasks, not to mention the expectation and waiting of Liu Xiangxiang, Liu Wenjing, Ma Shujuan, Jin Xuanxuan, Jiang Xueqing, Rong Yingying, Lu Bingbing and other women.
They each have their own tenderness and sentimentality, which makes him unable to give up. But if they all marry, it will be extremely difficult. This is not a question of whether or not to apply for a marriage certificate, whether it is legal or not. The marriage certificate is just a piece of broken paper for oneself, and it can not constitute any restriction or restriction at all.
The key difficulty is how to make these women accept that they have to share a man with others? Liu Xiangxiang, Liu Wenjing, Ma Shujuan and Jin Xuanxuan are all well managed. They have known for a long time that they still have other women. Their attitude is tacit, even if they don't agree.
But like Rong Yingying, will she accept living with Liu Xiangxiang and others? Miss Rongda doesn't mind eating wild and getting married in dew, but can she accept living under the same roof with other women? It's not the same thing.
Whenever I think of this, Yang Xiaobao has a headache. It's better to follow the method taught by his father when he just came home: drag it first and then watch it.
As for Yang Xiaobao's involuntariness, Xu Jing probably guessed some, so she said so.
"Well, go to sleep. It seems that today's bridal chamber won't work. It seems that you don't allow me to work without a license... I'm really blind, such a good blanket. " Yang Xiaobao took off his coat and went to bed, habitually sleeping outside.
That's what he said, but he knew in his heart that there was still hope that she would go to the room tonight, because when he saw Xu Jing hearing this, a smile rose from the corner of her mouth.
Sure enough, Xu Jing pushed Yang Xiaobao into the bed and told him not to turn around and look back. Yang Xiaobao has been covered by her pillow for many times. Of course, she knows that this must represent a good thing.
Next, Yang Xiaobao faces the inner wall. On the wall, he sees a slim black shadow. After learning about Suo Suo's undress, he uncovers the quilt and climbs onto the bed.
Yang Xiaobao felt a piece of soft and plump on her back. She didn't have to go back to touch it to know that the mask had been removed by her. Xu Jingguang's arm went around Yang Xiaobao's back. She shook her fist in front of his face and said in a low voice with a smile, "brother Yang, guess what I pinched in the palm of my hand?"