After a while, I heard Qiutong calling me. I knew that she had taken a bath and went in again.
Just after bathing, Qiutong's hair hasn't dried yet. She changed into a blue dress. Her skin is very delicate and fresh.
I look at the appearance of Qiutong, can't help but feel a little stunned. After taking a bath, Qiutong is really beautiful. At this moment, I think of four words: Lotus!
Seeing me in a daze, Qiu Tong's face turned a little red and angry: "Yi Ke, what's the matter with you? What's wrong with you again? "
I busy back to God, embarrassed to turn to look out of the window, at the moment of Qiutong amazing beauty let me dare not look at the second.
"Puff -" behind her, Qiu Tong's laughter came. Then she sat by the bed and began to blow her hair. She said, "Yi Ke, what about the training meeting? Are you ready?"
"It's about the same. Anyway, I won't embarrass you to the group!" I said.
"Ha ha, I believe you," Qiu Tong said, "ah - I'll have another chance to hear from great Xia Yike."
I said, "even if I'm talking nonsense, you should take it seriously! I really feel like I'm a teacher in charge of the training
"Ha ha..." After blowing her hair, Qiu Tong put down her hair dryer and combed her hair while saying, "I'll tell you, yi Ke, don't carry this burden. What kind of expert? In the public sector, there are a lot of people who have mixed food. Many of the so-called heads of business departments are not in line with their names. They are all ignorant of wine bags and rice bags, and many of them are laymen
"For example, when I launched the company just now, I was a complete layman, which was almost half a winebag To be honest, your ability is no less than that of any person in charge of a business department At that time, you can talk freely, just like last time, lively and vivid, low-level and interesting
I can't help laughing when I hear the lecture How can I be low-grade and interesting? "
"Ha ha..." Qiu Tong laughs: "you reply hard, isn't it? Ah - I'll tell you, I'm not belittling you, I'm praising you. I think it's very difficult to achieve high-level and interesting. Many people want to be high-level and interesting, but doing and doing become high-level and boring. For example, those experts are dry and tasteless, and the audience is sleepy. What effect can they achieve? We are all real people, we all live in reality, what is close to life, your style is close to life, low and interesting, is my praise and affirmation to you In reality, there are no senior and interesting people. Anyway, I haven't seen them. "
I said, "no, there is!"
"Where, who!" Qiu Tong said.
I pointed to Qiutong: "here, you!"
Autumn Tong a Leng, then smile: "you less humble me!"
I seriously said, "what I said is true. You are really a high-level and interesting person. I admit that I am a low-level person. I want to reach your level, but I can't reach it!"
Qiutong said: "ah - I want to reach your low level, and I can't! I hate the so-called high-level posturing. I want to try low-level posturing, but how can I do it? "
I said, "it's not hard, it's easy!"
Qiu Tong said: "how to do it?"
I said, "learn to swear first!"
Qiu Tong looks embarrassed: "swearing, how to say it, I can't say it."
I said: "learn ah, everything is difficult at the beginning, you say a word, you say a word, try?"
Qiutong some handsome: "that you say."
I said: "damn -"
Qiu Tong opened his mouth: "he He... "
I said, "go on, go on, damn it!"
Qiu Tong ate: "he He... "
I encouraged her: "damn Go on, go on
"He Mother's Qiu Tong choked out this sentence, and I laughed at it. Qiu Tong also laughed with a mischievous expression: "ah, it's hard to say a dirty word It's easy to hear from others, but you can't say it yourself. "
"What you just learned is wrong. What's his mother's is his mother's. you can't confuse it!" I said, "start over, damn --"
"Damn it!" Qiutong learned this time, whispered it out, then spat out his tongue and grinned: "ha I'll swear! "
I looked at Qiutong and thought it was fun. I said, "do you want me to teach you one more sentence?"
"You say -"
"Damn it -"
"Oh, that's not good. It's too dirty!" Qiu Tong shook his head and then looked at me: "no more, no more It's not good to swear. You're not allowed to swear in the future. What I said just now is that I don't have to swear. I'm actually talking about the examples you mentioned. It's so ambiguous... "
"Ha ha..." I laughed: "this is close to life, not close to life, how to arouse everyone's resonance and interest You look at those well-dressed people who pretend to be elegant and self righteous. In fact, none of them need sex. They are just pretending to be forced. ""Ah - you said dirty words again." Qiu Tong said: "no more clothes Do you hear me
"Ang -" I agreed with a smile.
"Ah - in fact, I hate pretenders. Life is already very tired. Why pretend..." Qiu Tong sighed: "but there are too many people around us, in our work and life Why can't they be themselves? "
"Because They have a variety of requirements and needs, in order to achieve their purpose, just to install I said: "look at the shape of" dress ". It's strong on the top and clothes on the bottom. The person who wears it is to make himself strong, so he puts on a layer of camouflage."
"Ha ha..." Qiu Tong laughs: "Yi Ke, I say a word you don't be angry."
"Come on, I'm not angry!"
"Well In fact, I used to think that you can pretend, but you are not weak but strong. You are strong and weak. You are very capable, but you pretend to be like a three-year-old who doesn't know anything Of course, I also know that your previous costume is actually harmless. " Qiu Tong looked at me and said.
"This..." I scratched my head in embarrassment and was speechless for a moment.
"However, I think you are quite real now," Qiu Tong said. "In fact, the real you are more acceptable and more likable As a good friend, I really like you now. " Qiu Tong said with a smile: "manager Yi, manager Yi, don't pretend in front of me in the future..."
Qiutong's words make me feel at sixes and sevens. I'm still pretending in front of her, at least partially. I didn't let her know that the guest in her dream last night was me! This is the biggest scam I've ever done to her. If she knows that I'm the one she's dreaming of, I can't figure out how much harm I'll bring to her. I dare not think about it at all.
This has become my heart disease, I dare not face, but can't get around.
In the twinkling of an eye, it was the beginning of the training meeting. During the three-day training meeting, nearly 100 participants came, most of them were the heads of the operating departments of the newspapers, and many of them were the leaders in charge of the operation of the newspapers.
In the three-day meeting, the leaders spoke for half a day, the leaders of the Propaganda Department of the municipal Party committee, the Newspaper Association and some newspaper office leaders, and then the experience exchange took one and a half days. The leaders in charge of the relevant units spoke, and the last day was formal training. The invited experts gave lectures. According to the order, I was still at the bottom, that is, I would arrive in the afternoon.
Experts were invited from the province to give lectures. Some leaders from the Provincial Press Association and the Propaganda Department of the municipal Party committee all came to listen to the lectures. Leaders from various newspapers also attended the lectures. Naturally, the chairman of the group and President sun dongkai were also present.
Qiu Tong and I sat on the stage, listening with relish. The level of experts in the province is different from that in the city. We stand high and look far away. Although the theory is more than the practice, I still have a lot of harvest, and Qiu Tong also has a full book.
When I was about to speak, I looked at the meeting hall. Damn, many people were sleepy again.
Damn, when it's my turn, some people will doze off, mother Hippie!
But no wonder, all day long, it's all these things, who is not tired of it!
I think at this time, Qiutong is remembering to be energetic, whispered: "when I speak, you don't need to remember, just listen to it!"
Qiu Tong put down his pen and chuckled at me: "great Xia, what do you want to stir up?"
I smile: "let you know right away!"
At this time, the moderator called my name and asked me to give a lecture.
I walked onto the stage and sat down. There was a lecture expert under my butt. She was less than 50 years old and dressed up. She left without any breath. I sat here and didn't feel any fragrance.
I sat on the stage and looked down. The meeting was in a state of depression. The chairman and the leaders of the Propaganda Department of the municipal Party committee sat in the front row and watched me go up. The chairman laughed and listened to what the leaders of the Department said. The leaders of the Department laughed and looked at me vaguely.
I think the chairman must be telling the leaders of the Department the dirty jokes I told in my last lecture.
This Birdy man exposed me in front of the leaders of the Ministry.
I settled down, coughed all my life, and began to speak.
"All of you here are experts and experts in business management. I'm the only one who does odd jobs in the business department. Today, I went to the stage bravely and fought two battles. I can't talk about imparting experience. I can only say that I'm here to exchange and learn My speech is very short. I will never be long. If it takes more than 10 minutes, everyone will knock me off the stage. " I said: "after listening to the class for a day, everyone must be tired and sleepy. In that case, let's relax first, and I'll tell you a joke, OK?"
"Ha ha..." All of a sudden, the atmosphere of the meeting became active. Everyone who took a nap cheered up and laughed. Some people began to clap their hands.
The chairman and the leader of the Department looked at each other and they both laughed.
"This joke is a bit of meat. Please pay attention to your appetite and don't upset your stomach." I added."Ha ha..." Everyone in the meeting hall burst into laughter.
Qiu Tong covered his mouth and looked at me with a smile. Ping always grinned.