Chapter 597

Lao Tzu's ability to slap people in the face is becoming more and more exquisite.

It's a great achievement to be able to achieve crisp applause, red and swollen face, but not hurt the inside. It's definitely the same as Jinghua roast duck, which is charred on the outside and tender on the inside.

Li Nanfang shakes his right hand with boundless emotion. He stares at long in his empty mouth with eager eyes. He hopes that he can make more rude remarks and give himself more opportunities to practice slapping people in the face.

But to his deep regret, long zaikong woke up, closed his mouth, covered his cheeks with his hands, and stared at him with his vicious eyes.

If the eye blisters are pulled out and can be used normally after being stuffed in, Li Nanfang will definitely do so.

Unfortunately, his wish is obviously unscientific and can't be realized.

This made Li Nanfang unwilling and asked eagerly, "why don't you scold me?"

"You --"

Instinctively, the Dragon asked Li Nanfang, who do you know you are slapping? What serious consequences will you have after slapping me? No, but when the words come to his mouth, he swallowed them in time.

He can be sure that if he really dares to ask like this, Li Nanfang will slap him in the face and ask him who he is and what serious consequences will be left after slapping him in the face.

"Well, Bruce, you are getting smarter and smarter at last."

Li Nanfang, who was waiting to answer the question with a slap on his face, sighed with regret and said, "take your people and get out of here immediately. And if I see you do this again, I'll see you once and beat you once. "

The Dragon retreated two steps in the air, and a vague voice came from his hand: "you, who are you?"

The most sad thing in the world is that a person who thinks he is very strong doesn't know who he is when he is slapped on the street.

"Why do you want revenge?"

Li Nanfang smiles and takes a step forward.

Frightened, the Dragon retreated again in the air, shaking his left hand: "don't come here, don't come here."

"Don't worry, you are not in the mood now."

The cheap brother-in-law scared like this, Li Nanfang a little bit guilty, stopped, tone slowed down: "want to know who I am, go home to ask your sister."

"Ask my sister?"

The dragon was a little confused in the air, and then became angry.

He thought that Li Nanfang was making fun of his most respected sister, but he didn't know cheap brother-in-law. He didn't mean to make fun of him. He just told the truth.

From the reaction of dragon in the air, Li Nanfang can see that he doesn't know his relationship with Longcheng.

Since Longcheng is hiding it from him, Li Nanfang is not good to introduce himself. I'm Muzi Li, Li Nanfang from North wild geese flying south. At the same time, Li Nanfang is also your cheap sister. He only frowned and looked down at his right hand.

He this action, and the dragon in the air to scare a jump, how dare to ask half a word more, immediately turned away.

It is one of the many good habits of long Da Shao to leave his paws and run away alone when he is in danger.

Gen Zi has long been familiar with it. When he left, he stayed to challenge Li Nanfang. Li Nanfang, who looks very hard to provoke, was a fool. Naturally, he was forced to endure the pain in his crotch, picked up Liang Chong in a coma and left in a mess.

"Good!"

Among the crowd, who cheered and took the lead in clapping.

For a moment, the applause was thunderous.

There is more justice in the world.

With emotion, Li Nanfang clasped his hands, tilted his chin and arched his hands around the audience, indicating that he should be modest.

Then he looked at the beautiful woman standing there quietly. With a little swing of her arm, when she turned her head to leave, she was still reminding herself whether this action was in line with the dust appearance of "when things happened, brush her clothes and hide her merits and fame".

Just a few steps away, the beautiful woman suddenly said: "wait a minute."

When he stopped and turned around, Li Nanfang said with a smile, "madam, it's not worth mentioning that you can't lift a hand."

After the hero saves the beauty, even if the beauty does not agree with each other by herself - but I would like to ask the name of the hero, where is the fairyland, where is the lofty polite words.

Similarly, the hero will be like Li Nanfang, full of gentlemanly demeanor, indifferent to say this sentence.

Only in this way can the bridge meet the familiar needs of many onlookers.

But the beautiful woman didn't follow the traditional passage and laughed: "do you think I want to thank you for standing still?"

"Isn't it?"

Li Nanfang was surprised by the unexpected lines of the beautiful woman: "madam, you don't think that I have another plan to help you."

The beautiful woman interrupted him: "it's auntie. Don't be a lady. It sounds awkward

"What?"

Li Nanfang suspected that he had heard the wrong thing and subconsciously reached out to dig it.

It is true that Li Nanfang can be sure that she is not an ordinary person from the murderous look in the beautiful woman's eyes just now. Only in the relationship between her husband and uncle, can she save her brother-in-law's life by acting in time.

But even if the beautiful woman is not an ordinary person, we can see that he taught long zaikong in the spirit of "taking care of" his family. So what? Why let Li Nanfang call her aunt?

Auntie, is that a casual name?

Auntie, but the elder.

Li Nanfang did not remember that this beautiful woman would be his elder.

Li NanFang's uncoordination made the beautiful woman frown slightly and asked faintly, "Li Nanfang, you have something wrong with your ears. Didn't you hear what I said?"

"Auntie."

Without any hesitation, Li Nanfang immediately called her aunt: "excuse me, are you uncle Qin?"

Aunt Mei, who can name Li Nanfang and dare to say that he has something wrong with his ears, must have come from a very big place.

As Li Nanfang, who has many inexplicable uncles and aunts, it's better to be careful, lest a bird like Qin Laoqi would fly out of the crowd and slap him in the face.

Li Nanfang suspects that the beautiful woman is Qin Laoqi '.

The beautiful woman snorted coldly: "hum, I dare to misunderstand that I have something to do with Qin Laoqi in the future. I'll wring your ear off."

"Yes, Aunt Wang."

Li Nanfang immediately knew who she was.

Dressed as a housewife, walking on the streets of Beijing, he calls Qin Laoqi in a scornful tone. Who else can there be besides Jing Hongming's wife?

Jing Hongming's wife's surname is Wang. As for her name, Li Nanfang has never heard from Lao Xie. He is not interested in it.

It's normal for young people to show no interest except long zaikong.

But Li Nanfang didn't expect that Mrs. Jing Hong was so outstanding. No wonder Lao Xie sometimes envies Lao Shi for marrying a good wife after he gets drunk. How can he be like a miserable man who has been shrouded in the shadow of a shrew all his life?

"You're smart."

Then Mrs. Jinghong smiles with satisfaction, looks up to the side of the street and says, "come here and help me buy vegetables."

Let me help you with the food?

It's just a dish. Do you need to excuse me?

I'm very busy, OK!

Li Nanfang wanted to say that, but Mrs. Jing Hong didn't give him a chance. After dropping this sentence, she walked out of the crowd.

Those who don't listen to their elders are not good children. Li Nanfang has no interest in whether he is a good child or not.

He can only be sure that if he is not a good child in front of Mrs. Jing Hong now, he may have bad luck.

Jinghua is Jing Hongming's territory. I really want to offend his wife. The result should not be too good.

So Li Nanfang thinks that he'd better be a good boy now and help Aunt Wang buy vegetables.

Help her bargain.

Those unscrupulous vegetable farmers, relying on the fresh soil on their vegetable roots, actually sell carrots for two yuan and fifty-one Jin, which is more than eighty cents higher than in the supermarket. Isn't that obvious?

If unscrupulous vegetable farmers pit others, Li Nanfang can still turn a blind eye, but they want to pit Aunt Wang, which is wrong.

Li Nanfang was shocked by the tiger's body. He encouraged his eloquence. After 300 rounds of fighting with the small eyed vegetable farmer, he finally bought three Jin and seventy-two Liang at the price of three yuan per weight, saving Aunt Wang seventy-four cents.

It's just carrot, then eggplant, and then Chinese cabbage - all in all, it saves two dollars and nine.

Li Nanfang enjoys the feeling of bargaining with unscrupulous vegetable farmers, and Mrs. Jing Hong also enjoys the feeling of bargaining with unscrupulous vegetable farmers.

When he came to the intersection to wait for the bus, Li Nanfang of course had to greet uncle Jing Hong. He also said that if he wasn't very busy, he would have to go to Aunt Wang's house to try her craft.

Bargain for her, carry her bags, and pay for her taxi in advance. Li Nanfang thinks that his younger generation is competent enough.

But his performance is so competent, how can Mrs. Jinghong not let him go?

When the driver was about to start the car, she suddenly said, "at seven o'clock sharp, you are still waiting for me here. I'll take you to a place."

"Ah?"

Li Nanfang was stunned and asked, "Auntie Wang and auntie Wang, where do you want me to go in the evening?"

I'm really busy.

Where can I go with you?

Besides, the key is night, night!

You say that you are a female elder, and you are so tasteful. If you take me to a place at night, you will be mistaken for - Oh, will old Jinghong agree?

If he knows and misunderstands again, he can't trouble me?

Jinghong's next words made Li NanFang's heart tremble: "yes, go to a place that can best reflect what is called drunkenness."

She said that Li Nanfang had to figure out what was going on: "Auntie Wang, uncle Jing Hong is going too, right?"

"He's not going. He seldom goes to those messy occasions. Just the two of us, remember. "

Without waiting for Li Nanfang to say anything, Mrs. Jing Hong waved her hand and motioned the driver to drive.

The driver's elder brother gave Li Nanfang an ambiguous look when he was driving. He almost let him rush over and pick out the human eye. Then he asked why he thought so dirty.

What's the meaning of this?

Looking at the far away taxi, Li Nanfang began to hate the empty dragon.

Otherwise, in order to save the brother-in-law who was hit by the muzzle of the gun, how could Li Nanfang be "arrested" by Mrs. Jing Hong?

If she is someone else's wife, even though she is a little older, Li Nanfang will tolerate it for the sake of her proper maintenance.

But that's Jing Hongming's wife.

As long as Li NanFang's thought is slightly impure, his back will be chilly.

Being a good obedient child may be misunderstood by Jing Hongming.

Not obedient?

Li Nanfang didn't forget Lao Xie's teaching that women are the best at reversing black and white.

If Mrs. Jinghong is angry that Li Nanfang is disobedient, she will turn black and white in front of Jinghong's life. Alas, whether he can see the sun tomorrow is unknown.

In life, there are always many choices.

If you accompany Mrs. Jing Hong to a place where she is addicted to money in the evening, it will be as simple as choosing which brand of sports shoes to wear?