The last thing Liu Bu likes about this era is that there is no toilet and toilet. Almost all of their toilets are not indoors, but installed a toilet and put a toilet in the room.
If it's those rich and noble families with large rooms, it's better when it's cool in summer, and it's better when it's ventilated. If it's a small door and airtight small room with a toilet, it's life-threatening.
No matter how you wash it, it still has a smell.
Moreover, on this cold day, Liu Bu hated it even more. He had to run outside the bedroom to pee.
However, this is a tradition left by urban construction for thousands of years, and this habit can not be changed in a short time. Liu Bu was thinking that when he became emperor and had a large number of resources, the first thing to do was to get a large amount of money and grain and rebuild the urban sewage system.
In this era, it is a major epidemic disaster. Once a major epidemic disaster occurs, it is a large area or a city. This is because the health measures are extremely poor.
Liu Bu vaguely remembers that before Daming was destroyed, there seemed to be several very large plague.
The outbreak of these plague concentrated mass explosion. It is said that the whole northern Zhili, Beijing, Shanxi and Hebei have died a lot of people. Basically, they are ten rooms and nine empty rooms, which is also related to the deterioration of the environment and the deterioration of sanitary conditions. Otherwise, even the big epidemic will not be a thousand miles away.
No, he is now very funny. As if he felt like he was a senior official, he had many things to manage. There were many things that kept him awake. He also made his brain turn fast or fast. When he splayed urine, he thought of Daming plague.
But now the Chinese empire is also at a critical juncture of competing for the world. If they invest huge resources to deal with this matter before the world is won, they will be in a more disastrous situation.
Moreover, with the sanitary conditions of this era, if it is a large-scale infectious disease such as plague, it is estimated that it can not be contagious by manpower. It can only ask God to worship Buddha and to live in peace.
The bedroom where Liu Bu lives is the tianziguang hall, the back palace of King Xiang's residence. It is also the main hall where King Xiang lived in previous dynasties. It is also very luxurious. His bathroom is dedicated, but it is still outside the main hall, a little far from where he lives. Such a setting is basically unnecessary.
Liu Bu is different from all the vassal kings of the past dynasties. These vassal kings of the past dynasties think they are the pride of heaven, the emperor and nobles, and their lives are very expensive. Next to their dormitories, there are often several eunuchs and maids waiting here at any time to go to the bathroom. Some people will bring nightpots and horse barrels, ask for water and tea, and some people will hand them over immediately. Sometimes they even have poor sex, And ask for help.
Liu Bu has heard that when Xiangwang goes to the toilet, he always asks the maid in charge to take a urinal, carry the urinal for him or carry the toilet for him, but Liu Bu won't do so. He can't be so shameless and let people wait on him to shit and pee. He's not paralyzed. Why can't he take care of himself?
But Liu Bu was startled when he went to the toilet and was ready to drain water. As soon as he entered, he came face to face with a knife. A cold voice said, "kill you thief."
Liu Bu was startled and almost peed in his crotch. Fortunately, he has been training all these years to strengthen his body and combat training, so his reaction was fast. The other party slashed him, and he subconsciously flashed aside.
Liu Bu was so frightened that he went to the bathroom and was assassinated. It's too bad. Liu Bu doesn't care about his image. After the other party's knife failed, he predicted the other party's way of using the knife, either straight stabbing or sweeping, so he simply rolled on the ground, a lazy donkey rolled and rolled out a few steps away.
Sure enough, the other party didn't give up at all. After a knife failed, he cut several knives indiscriminately. After he couldn't hit, he caught up with the knife and cut fiercely at Liu Bu rolling out on the ground.
When Liu Bu saw that the other party was chasing so quickly, the other party took a knife. He was unarmed and at a disadvantage. He grabbed with his hands in panic. Who knows, when he grabbed, he caught a chair. He blocked the front of the chair. The other party cut it, cut it on the top of the chair and inlaid it on the chair.
Liu Bu put his chair against the other party's knife. He said ruthlessly, "who are you? How dare you murder Ben Shuai? I don't know if this is a capital crime?"
The other party said fiercely, "you killed my family, and I'll die with you today."
Then he flew up and kicked Liu Bu's thigh. Liu Bu felt pain. The chair fell to the ground. The other party drew a knife and returned. Then he cut it again and cut it at Liu Bu's head.
Liu Bu couldn't dodge this time. He was about to be cut off in the head by the other party. At this time, with a clang, a sword blocked the front of the knife.
It turned out that Ziqing heard the noise and rushed to support with her sword. However, she had very few clothes on her. She casually pushed a dress she didn't know who it was, so she rushed over. The dress didn't cover her body and didn't fit. It was a little embarrassed.
The assassin's knife was blocked. He howled fiercely, then drew his knife back and cut it down again.
Ziqing is different from Liu bu. Her martial arts are quite good. With another sword, she fought with each other.
Liu Bu was relieved to see Ziqing blocking the enemy, but he didn't have the courage to run to the point immediately. Instead, he picked up a chair and was ready to help.
He has also been on the battlefield and killed people. Those who have seen this scene will not scare him to pee and let him run away.
But Ziqing fought very hard with the assassin. You come and I go on both sides. It's basically a mess. He took a chair and couldn't intervene for a while and a half.
However, Liu Bu's bodyguard team is not covered in white after all. Although Liu Bu doesn't like sleeping, there are a large number of people guarding nearby. There are still many bodyguards outside the hall on duty day and night. Even Lengjun, the captain of his bodyguard team, lives nearby. Once there are police, he gets up immediately. These bodyguards who sleep in shifts at night are wearing soft armor and can go into battle at any time.
Hearing the noise and screams inside, he rushed in with his weapons.
Liu Bu saw Lengjun rush in with someone and said loudly, "take down the assassin and torture who is the mastermind."
The assassin was able to come here because he was familiar with the geography. He succeeded in the sneak attack for a while, which made Liu Bu extremely embarrassed. However, when Liu Bu's reinforcements came, he was not an opponent.
To be honest, if Ziqing is fully dressed, he is not a general of ten, but Ziqing is basically naked and just wears Chinese clothes. It's not easy to give full play to her strengths, but just resist each other.
When Lengjun arrived, Ziqing saw that Liu Bu was in a safe situation. She immediately withdrew, no longer fighting with each other, but retreated behind Liu bu.
Ziqing withdrew, Lengjun immediately rushed into the battlefield and caught a knife from the other party.
Lengjun is a top sword expert. After blocking the other party's sword with one hand, he twisted his hand, which twisted the other party's knife, and then stabbed the other party for three consecutive swords, which can be regarded as controlling the other party.
If it weren't for Liu Bu's order to catch him alive, I'm afraid he'd cut off the assassin's head on the spot.
When Liu Bu saw Lengjun and them coming, he knew that the overall situation had been decided. He was afraid. There was an enemy hidden in the toilet. The enemy shot early. If the other party took a knife when he was lax, it was estimated that he would die on the spot.
Fortunately, Ziqing came in a hurry regardless of shame, otherwise he would let others kill him in his own toilet.
Liu Bu was very angry. He saw that Liu Bu had controlled the other party, so he said, "torture and find out who was in charge."
After Liu Bu said these words, he found that Ziqing was hiding behind him. His clothes didn't cover his body. He was very embarrassed, and the bodyguards around him were basically men. It was a run out. Liu Bu quickly took off his cloak, wrapped Ziqing up and helped her back to the bedroom.
When the assassin came out, the whole purple light hall was disturbed, and more and more soldiers and palace maids came.
Lengjun was also afraid that the enemy had other leftovers here, so he ordered the troops to search. Lanterns were hung everywhere in the whole hall, and huge butter candles were lit as in the daytime. Even if the enemy was a mouse, they had to light it out.
Liu Bu returned to his bedroom. He was afraid now. He didn't expect that such things would happen in his palace. If he reacted a little slower, he would be afraid of becoming a ghost under the knife.
I didn't expect such a thing to happen in my palace. Who would have thought that there would be a poisonous snake in my quilt.
A large number of bodyguards arrived, which made Liu Bu feel at ease. After Ziqing got away, he immediately ran back to their bedroom, hid in the bed and put on his clothes. Liu Bu sat by the bed. He was furious, pointed to Lengjun and said, "how did you let an assassin sneak into Ben Shuai's palace?"
Lengjun was a little flustered. Suddenly, such a thing happened. He was to blame. He couldn't get rid of the relationship. He had to say, "there will be a crime of dereliction of duty at the end. If something happens here, he will go to the military justice department for punishment."
Because Liu Bu was almost assassinated, the whole purple light hall was in a mess. The guards and administrators in the palace came here and booed Liu BU for fear that something might happen to him.
Although Liu Bu is now wearing thin clothes and many parts of his body are broken, he looks very embarrassed. However, he has been in charge of soldiers for many years. Naturally, he has a sense of killing and awe. Sitting by the bed is not different from sitting on the throne. In this anger, all the palace maids and eunuchs and bodyguards knelt down and apologized to him in unison.
Liu Bu was very angry and said loudly, "Ben Shuai should know who the assassin is and how to get in as soon as possible, and Ben Shuai -- pee."