Liu Bu said he had to pee on his own, which relaxed the extremely tense atmosphere.
Because Liu Bu is angry and furious, it's a tense situation where mountain rain is coming and the building is full of wind. Many people are worried that once Liu Bu is angry, he will cut off everyone's head to vent his anger.
This also made many people too nervous to breathe. As a result, the first sentence Liu Bu said frightened them. They worried that the assassin slipped in from the outside and they were guilty of dereliction of duty. Who knows, the second sentence Liu Bu said made them a lot easier.
Liu Bu was also forced. Originally, he was very anxious to get up at night. Who knew he was assassinated. Fortunately, his prostate was good and his kidney was ok, so he could control it and didn't pee out. If it was someone else, he was afraid that he would lose his face if he had a bubble of urine in his crotch.
Liu Bu endured bitterly. Now he calmed down, he found that he was in a great hurry. If he didn't release water, he would break out.
As soon as Liu Bu said this, two palace maids took him to the screen behind and looked for the nightpot.
Liu Bu is not used to using the night pot, but now the whole palace is full of people. He can only go behind the Yupingfeng and solve his personal problems first.
Liu Bu solved the problem with a night pot behind the screen. Another maid in waiting took a copper plate for him to wash his hands. After washing his hands, he still had a clean towel to clean his hands. Moreover, someone found him a thick mink coat to wear, instead of wearing a thin underwear. This is the proper style of a powerful family, Eating, drinking and Lasa are served by people. Don't worry about anything. Only Liu Bu, a loser, is not used to this kind of enjoyment, which leads to today's results. If he solves it here, the other party is afraid that he won't have a chance to get close to him.
After Liu Bu solved his personal problem, Lengjun also found out the problem. The assassin they captured was not someone who sneaked in from outside. He was originally a person in the palace. This person should be a cook in the palace. His name is Zhang Yile, who is responsible for cooking for them.
There are as many as forty or fifty cooks in the palace. Leng Jun can recognize them at a glance. This is because he screened these people one by one. He investigated their wealth and found that they were innocent and had no deep blood feud with the Chinese army. He dared to let him do it in the kitchen. Otherwise, who dared to let a person with deep blood feud with the Chinese army cook in the palace, He doesn't want his head, does he?
Zhang Yile was pressed on the ground. He had been tied up and several bleeding spots on his body had been stopped. It was not the kindness of the Chinese army to stop the bleeding. Instead, he wanted to save his dog life and give him greater torture. Whoever dared to assassinate Liu Bu must be ordered by Liu Bu himself. How to execute him.
Recognizing that the other party was a cook, even Lengjun was surprised. He said, "commander-in-chief has no grievances with you and has given you a job. Why do you want to assassinate commander-in-chief? It's really a wolf's heart and dog's lungs. You don't know that assassinating commander-in-chief is a great crime to kill the nine families?"
After Zhang Yile was stopped, he is now very embarrassed, but his eyes are full of vicious eyes. He said: "my nine families have been almost killed by you. Even if you kill me, what's the harm?"
Lengjun felt a little strange when the other party said this. He did background checks on everyone who could stay in the palace. The Chinese army was just very ruthless to the royal family. For ordinary people, they all raised their hands and spared if they could. They should have no hatred with these people. The other party actually said that the Chinese army had killed all his nine families, Why?
This is not only cold and strange, but even Liu Bu is very strange. They captured Xiangyang, killed so many officials and people in the government, and destroyed the whole Xiangwang family. There are basically no escaped fish among so many royal families, and few royal families come to them for revenge under the banner of the Royal family. Instead, a cook came to them desperately and revenge them, Why?
It turned out that although the cook's surname was Zhang, he said that an illegitimate son of King Baokang, King Xiang's fifth son, should have the title of general of the auxiliary state.
It's just that Li Shi, the wife of cook Zhang Chu, said that she became pregnant only after she was lucky by King Baokang. However, this has not been recognized by the royal family, nor by the clan. He doesn't even recognize the identity of illegitimate son, but this person has always believed in his mother's words. He thinks he should have royal blood, But the clan didn't admit it, and he couldn't help it.
Who knows that he was not recognized, just let him do chores in the palace, but saved his life. Although the waiter conducted a background investigation on all the people in the palace, this investigation is very superficial after all, and it is impossible to conduct an in-depth investigation.
That's why there is such a fish in the net. The guard of Xiangyang palace is very strict, but this kind of strict is actually strict outside and loose inside. The guard of the harem is general. With his identity as a cook, he quietly hid in the Xiangyang King's special toilet outside the purple light Hall.
If he wanted to enter the purple light main hall, it was very difficult, because people searched and watched him in and out, but he quietly hid in the toilet dedicated to the king of Xiang, which no one paid attention to.
This toilet is very big, but only the Lord can use it. Others use it illegally.
Even when the waiter checked, you checked it at will, and they didn't dare to use this special toilet for the marshal, so they gave him a loophole.
Zhang Yile thought he was a member of the royal family, so he had the obligation to avenge the Xiangwang family to prove that he was the blood of the royal family. He was also a kind-hearted and smart man. He actually found the only weakness and flaw in the royal family. He almost succeeded here.
Zhang Yile was hard spoken, but he was severely beaten by Leng Jun, which made Liu Bu and them very angry. Unexpectedly, a loophole that was not found in the waiter's office was controlled by the enemy so quickly, and he, as a security officer, did not find it. This is really a serious thing.
Liu Bu heard the story, but it made him very angry. He scolded: "such bad luck can meet Ben Shuai."
Lengjun felt very humiliated. He knelt down and kowtowed to Liu Bu three times. He said, "the last general is willing to resign from the position of being a servant everywhere."
Liu Bu said coldly, "benshuai accepts your resignation. From today on, you are not an attendant everywhere. The acting office is responsible for the work of the attendant. If you do well, you will become a regular, and if you don't, you will go away."
Lengjun heard Liu Bu's handling. He was relieved, knocked his head three times again, stood up, and looked at Liu Bu calmly.
What does Liu Bu mean? Only Liu Bu can solve such a thing.
The fact is that it involves Liu Bu's privacy. He was assassinated in the toilet. It must be disgraceful for him to spread it. At this point, I just want to hear Liu Bu's opinions.
Liu bu also knows that if he makes public his views on this matter, he will certainly tarnish his image. He has been humiliated enough today. He believes that after it is spread, those who are interested will add fuel and vinegar and say it more unbearable.
Some people will say that Liu Bu was scared out of his mouth. His wife sacrificed her nudity to save his life. As a result, her body was exposed to the public... "
This sentence can't be sorted out, so Liu Bu thought about it. He said, "kill this man."
Lengjun heard it and gave a sneer to show understanding.
Lengjun heard Liu Bu say he wanted to kill this man. Even if it was over, it was estimated that the army would have to issue a ban password and no one was allowed to talk about it.
However, Lengjun was humiliated by this incident today. He would not let it pass quietly. He decided that if he didn't kill all his family, it would be difficult to dispel my hatred.
Liu Bu saw that the matter was almost handled, and the attendant combed the whole palace twice to ensure that there was no corner where people could hide, so they ordered others to disperse, but such a thing happened, and they were doomed to be unable to sleep safely tonight.
Since Ziqing saved Liu Bu, she immediately hid on their huge bed and behind the thick bed curtain. When Liu Bu rebuked all the others, she came out and saw Liu Bu's embarrassed appearance. She said, "marshal, do you want to freshen up“
When Liu Bu saw Ziqing, he suddenly hugged each other and gave him a hard kiss. He said, "if there were no old three, you would have sacrificed your life to save me today. I'm afraid I would have lost my life."
This is the advantage of having a wife with high martial arts skills. She can basically take into account two functions, one is the wife's function, the other is the bodyguard's function, and can defend herself when necessary. For example, if Chen Meimei is the one who sleeps today, maybe both of them will be successfully attacked by Zhang Yile, and both of them will be killed.
This makes Liu Bu have an idea. Liu Bu doesn't like eunuchs. He thinks this practice is very inhumane and distorted. Even if the eunuch's thing is cut, he is still a man.
For hundreds of years in the Ming Dynasty, eunuchs have troubled the government, which makes Liu's father and son despise eunuchs.
But now they have built two huge harem palaces. There are many things that bodyguards can't do. For example, these bodyguards can't defend inside Liu Bu's bedroom. They can only defend outside the palace, so that the enemy can take advantage of it.
If they recruit some female soldiers as guards, it is estimated that they can solve this problem. Liu bu also thought of this move from here. He thought that he should let the waiter recruit more female soldiers.