This way of speaking of men, in addition to coco who will?
Mo Shuangshuang snorted, "what's so great about eating raw fish? Fish can be eaten raw. At dinner last night, half a basin of sashimi went into your stomach. I think you said that on purpose because you were greedy again? "
Coco:“……” This woman is deliberately against him, isn't she?
"You know what I ate last night? So pay attention to me! Yes? Do you like me? " Coco made fun of her.
"Pooh! Do you want a face? Who's going to like you? " Mo Shuangshuang rolled a big white eye at him. "As a doctor, I just want to remind you that there are many parasites in sashimi. Eating too much is not good for your health. It's better to eat less. Last time a patient had a stomachache. When he went to the hospital for examination, it turned out that there were several kilograms of worms on his liver. The reason was that he had been eating raw fish fillets for a long time. Don't you see that when the insects are taken out, they are still alive... "
With Mo Shuangshuang's exaggerated expression and realistic body language, coco only felt nausea in his stomach. He felt that the sashimi he ate last night was about to spit out, "shut up. Why are you such a disgusting woman? " Coco couldn't help roaring.
"I'm telling the truth, believe it or not." Mo Shuangshuang said, "look at you. Your face is dark yellow and thin. You can see that your stomach is not very good. Come on, stick your tongue out and let me see. "
Coco:“……”
In fact, what she said is really accurate. His stomach is really bad. It's mostly about diet.
His work is special in nature. His working hours are not fixed. He often works overtime. If he helps the cast or the bride to make models, he even has to get up before dawn.
It's a common thing to miss a meal. In addition to staying up late, it's inevitable to have a snack. Knowing that it's bad for your health, you can't help it.
But he just didn't want to admit to Mo Shuangshuang, so as not to be laughed at by her, "Mo Shuangshuang, are you an occupational disease? It's a competition. You think you're in the clinic? Hurry fishing, don't talk nonsense
Mo Shuangshuang didn't stare at him angrily: "do you know you are in the game? Well, what did you catch? I didn't even catch a hair! You see how much I've fished? Hum! How dare you shout at me
Coco probe toward her bucket to see a look, this little girl even quietly caught a dozen fish, there is a big black fish.
Coco curled his lips and didn't dare to say any more.
"Well! That's bad luck. How can I get in the same group with you? " Mo Shuangshuang whispered, "I can't swim or fish. I don't know what you can do."
Coco:“……” Ten thousand damage points. He has never been so shameful in front of a woman!
"I can make up, can you?" Coco said unconvinced.
“……” Mo Shuangshuang looked at him with disdain and replied, "I will see a doctor, will you?"
Coco:“……”
Mo Shuangshuang sneered: "take your own housekeeping skills to say things, you can also mean it!"
Coco:“……” He felt that this woman must have been sent by heaven to abuse him. How could he be so useless in front of her?
Coco puts on his sunglasses, holds his fishing rod and looks at the calm lake.
It's the same fishing, the same fishing gear, the same position. Why don't the fish want to go on his hook? Do you look down on him? Coco is getting more and more depressed. If it wasn't for the game, he would like to leave.
Looking at Coco's silence for a long time, Mo Shuangshuang estimated whether his words were too heavy just now and hurt his self-esteem.
"Hello..." Mo Shuangshuang called him gently.
There was no response.
"Hello..." Mo Shuangshuang increased the volume.
Coco didn't even look up.
Mo Shuangshuang Well! It seems that I'm really angry.
Mo Shuangshuang bit his lip, put down his fishing rod, moved his seat to coco and sat down next to him.
"Well, are you really angry?" Mo Shuangshuang asked carefully.
Coco raised his eyelids, but he didn't turn his head.
Finally, there was a reaction. Mo Shuangshuang continued to work hard and hit him gently with his elbow: "Hey, I'm straightforward, but I don't mean anything. Don't take it to heart. I really don't mean to blame you. Anyway, the competition is about participation. Fishing is entertainment. It's important to have fun. "
Coco is also a straight hearted man. When Mo Shuangshuang said that, his anger was gone for a long time, but his mouth didn't forgive people: "well. At last you said something
Mo Shuangshuang It's a shame to open a dyeing shop if you give me some color!
Coco looked at her: "to be honest, how can you fish so well? It's not like a project girls should be good at! "
"You're sexist, OK? Oh, girls must be good at flower arrangement, painting, piano and other lady projects? Let me tell you, I won't do any of the above. I like riding, fishing, rock climbing, surfing, and Bungee jumping“……” Coco's mouth twitched violently: "are you a woman or not? Did your mother give birth to you too soon? "
"Why, you know all about it!" Mo Shuangshuang said with a heartless smile, "my mother was still working in the field that day when she gave birth to me. After she had a stomachache, she gave birth to me all of a sudden. She didn't even have time to go to the hospital. I I was born in the field
"Oh..." Coco suddenly realized, "so fast! That's why I lost my little brother? "
"Little brother?" Mo Shuangshuang's face was encircled, "I have only one brother, no brother!"
Coco said with a sly smile, "the little brother I'm talking about is not human."
Mo Shuangshuang was at a loss. After a long time, he finally realized that he was angry and punched coco, "you rascal! See if I don't shoot you! "
Coco dodged with a smile and almost fell into the river.
Mo Shuangshuang was so scared that he quickly pulled him to his arms. They bumped into each other face to face, nose to nose and lips to lips.
"Ah!! It hurts Mo Shuangshuang's painful tears came out, and the tip of his tongue tasted a trace of fishy sweetness: "ah!! I'm bleeding... "
"What's the name of the ghost? That's my blood, OK? " Coco covered his lips.
Mo Shuangshuang discovered that Coco's lips were broken and bloody. The blood in her mouth is really Is that his?
Mo Shuangshuang couldn't take care of his pain, so he went to check: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. Is it very painful? Let me see, is the wound deep? "
Looking at her coming, coco stepped back because he covered his mouth and said vaguely, "nonsense, of course it hurts! I'll give you a bump? Mo Shuangshuang, you are the bane of my life. We don't agree. Don't come near me! "
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