67 Memory Wipe/Johnny Kidman?

"Where the fuck am I?" Mu asked the abyss.

;)Well...your actually in the leaders mothers basement.

"Wait so he's just a kid?" Mu asked the abyss.

;)Ehh 22 but hey...

"Hey what? Hey wait are all of these guys kids?"Mu asked the abyss.

;)Late teens, early twenties mainly.

"Well...shit have they like done anything wrong besides trapping me?"Mu asked the abyss.

;)No they're pretty new, but the leader offered up a pretty big chunk of his soul to the strongest demon he could find to pull of that trapping stunt.

"He's fucked then," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)Yea most of them will probably die in two weeks then comes the eternal torment, and honestly it's just not gonna be fun for them.

This made Mu feel bad, but then he remembered they trapped him, and finally he remembered their age so after a bit of thinking he asked the abyss, "...Author damnit how do I help them?"

;)What? Umm well I guess killing the demon who they signed the contract with would save them.

"Shitty ass kids making deals with demons and shit...Alright I got a plan," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)Well that was quick. What is it?

"First off don't be fucking sarcastic this is serious shit," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)I don't give a shit about these kids I don't negotiate with terrorists after all.

"Uhh ok well the plan is for me to—" Mu thought to the abyss.

MU'S PLAN

1.Erase their memories.

2.Find the demon.

3.Kill the demon.

4.Make some ice cream and move onto the next kingdom.

"Alright phase 1 is the easiest so let's get started," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)Why are you talking to me I don't help in this plan.

"Well sure your a part of this, after all your the only one who knows these fucking tunnels," Mu thought to the abyss.

(A/N Honestly I could tell you how Mu expertly and stealthily took down a whole cult—)

;)But he wouldn't want to lie because what Mu really did was teleport every life form he detected to him and knocking them out.

(A/N Well I mean...yea that's what he did)

"Is that the last of them?" Mu asked the abyss after he knocked out the last life form he could detect.

;)Yea that's all of them so we erase their memories now.

"Yea I guess, however I'm not trying to revert them back to babies so I'll probably just get rid of everything that has to do with warlocks or magic," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)Then how are you gonna chase down that demon?

"I have a feeling you already know who it is," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)Well...I mean yea I do but like maybe do some investigation or some shit.

"I investigated and found out that you know, now who the fuck is it?" Mu asked the abyss.

This stunned Mu for a bit before he asked, "Why does he have such a human name?"