68 Demon Hunting/Fuck All Nut Ice Creams

;)No he's probably in a demon dimension.

"You say that like there's more than one," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)Of course there's more than one. Some powerful demons want their own dimension and I mean what's to stop them.

"Well...I mean yea I guess it does kinda make sense," Mu thought to the abyss.

After a bit of thinking Mu looked around the room and asked the abyss,"So how am I supposed to find this guy then?"

;)It should be pretty easy to find him just give yourself tracking abilities.

"Do you really think it's gonna be that easy?" Mu asked the abyss.

;)Yes...in fact 100% yes.

"Alright then, but what should I call it?" Mu asked the abyss.

;)Just call it Godly Tracking.

"But aren't Demons and Gods kinda on the same level?" Mu asked the abyss.

;)Well...not really but I guess they are kinda close.

"So what about Cognitive Configurations of Perception?" Mu asked the abyss.

;)No.

"Alright whatever I don't even know why I asked you," Mu thought to the voice mad that his offer was shot down.

Mu went deep into thought until he came up with.

Find My Demon-10:00:00

;)Is that a play on the fucking,"Find My iPhone".

"Yea pretty clever right?" Mu asked the abyss while laughing.

;)Yea...fucking hilarious.

"Oh quit being a grumpy pants, after all I've already found our guy," Mu thought to the abyss when he finally stopped laughing.

;)Did you just call me a "grumpy pants", also how can you be sure it's him.

"Yea I did, and his name is signed right above the leaders head with like a scent trail leading away from him," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)I told you it would be this easy.

"Ahh whatever let's just go get this guy we've been in this kingdom to fucking long," Mu thought to the abyss as he followed the scent trail.

It led him to one section of the wall and when Mu placed his hand onto one of the bricks the entire wall fell apart.

Behind it was a deep crimson red portal which presumably went to the demon dimension which Johnny Kidman was in.

"I've never really left this realm before...this is gonna be weird," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)Sure you've been in different realms before, at least like three times.

"Yea but like...this is gonna be different because other life forms are gonna be living there," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)I guess.

Mu proceeded to walk into the portal and appeared in...a bedroom.

Then his entire body shook violently and he threw up for about twenty seconds straight.

;)Oh yea I forgot to tell you about the gravity change.

"Would have been good to—" Mu was thinking to the abyss until another round of vomiting ensued.

;)Sorry.

Gravity Control 3:00:00

Did he stop vomiting and notice a figure watching him from the bed.

Mu also noticed that the scent trail led straight to this entity.

So Mu stepped away from his vomit pile and asked the entity...haha titty.

"You Johnny Kidman?"

The entity proceeded to step out from the shadows in what seems to be pajamas and said," Uhh...yea..oh wait shoot. YES MORTAL I AM THE MIGHTY JOHNNY KIDMAN AND YOU HAVE COME TO YOUR DEATH!"

Mu then said," Good," and crushed it with gravity killing it immediately.

;)Yo what the fuck Mu!

"What? I'm here to kill him...so I killed him," Mu thought to the voice as he started walking back towards the portal.

"So what...I want my ice cream," Mu thought to the voice as he stepped back through the portal.

;)You cold heartless bastard.

"Hey don't forget this guy was dealing in kids souls I didn't want to talk to him," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)But that realm could have been so full of uniqueness and well torture but...

"Exactly now...what ice cream am I getting and please no nut based ones they all suck," Mu thought to the abyss as he walked out of the basement, and onto the next kingdom.