69 One Liners/Knife Acquired

When suddenly an ear piercing scream came from the tree line and when Mu looked over he saw a woman being chased by three men.

;)Ignore her.

"What? Why the fuck would I do that?" Mu asked the abyss as time stopped so that they can talk.

;)Well she's probably in cahoots to rob you or she purposefully orchestrated this to kill you in your sleep.

"That sounds awfully convoluted to be real," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)Sure it is but it's probably the truth...I mean do you really think the great and glorious Author would make a situation as cliche as this.

"Well...your probably right. However, she can't really hurt me and if your wrong I'm basically killing her," Mu thought to the abyss as he stepped out to help the girl.

;)They always find ways to hurt you...they always do.

"What?" Mu thought to the abyss.

;)What?

"Whatever...do I still have gravity control?" Mu thought to the abyss as he checked himself.

Find My Demon-9:00:00

Gravity Control-2:00:00

"Sweet...I guess I'll send them into orbit," Mu thought to himself.

;)That's awfully severe.

"Quit commenting on my personal thoughts!" Mu thought to the abyss.

Time started speeding up again as the conversation was over.

It didn't take the girl long to get to Mu and she "hid" behind him in what could only be described as a rehearsed move.

All the while Mu was coming up with one liners he wanted to say.

Some of the best rejected ones would have to be.

•Haha Fuck you!

•Say Hi to the ISS for me.

•no.

But the one that he went with was.

"What goes up...Can fucking stay there!" Mu screamed at the men before launching them into space.

;)Ehh I rate it a 5.

"Out of what?" Mu thought to the abyss.

;)Wouldn't you like to know.

"Well...yea it's kinda why I asked," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)Oh well...10 I rate it 5/10.

"Fuck you that was at least—," Mu was thinking to the abyss when he was interrupted by a hot feeling in his back.

;)Immortality Quick!

"On it," Mu thought to the abyss a split second before he gave himself.

Immortality- ∞

"I'm just gonna keep that going from now on out," Mu thought to the abyss as he turned around to see his attacker.

He looked down at her still in the thrusting position.

Mu proceeded to pull the knife out of his back and say,"Nice knife...think I'll keep it."

Then he sent her ass into space.