"Yea, hey why does it feel like your saying that a lot?" Mu asked the abyss.
;)Saying what?
""Are you ready?"," Mu...
(A/N How the fuck am I supposed to phrase this...maybe like this)
Asked back the question which the abyss asked him before Mu asked it back...paraphrased?
;)Are you having a stroke?
"Are you gonna answer the question or not?" Mu asked to the abyss.
;)Was it a question?...Whatever, umm am I?
;)Well it's a good way to start, but whatever...can we just like Mu-ve on.
"I hate you...but sure," Mu thought to the abyss.
After all those meta jokes Mu decided he needed a dose of "reality" and also he was ready to kill some bugs.
Mu gathered up all the power in his legs and kicked the metal door.
Right before his foot landed though Mu realized he hadn't given himself any physical abilities to make himself stronger.
So he desperately tried to stop his foot mid-kick, but it was to late so Mu braced himself for the pain.
A BANG! came from the door and it didn't budge...but neither did Mu and he didn't feel any pain.
"Huh...oh right I put on a pain nullification thing," Mu thought to himself.
"Cool,I guess...man this is kinda boring," Mu thought to himself.
;)Told you no challenges and punishment is boring.
"Did you say that?...Also I thought that to myself," Mu thought to the abyss.
;)I'm pretty sure I did...anyways it is isn't it.
"Yea I guess so, but I really don't wanna feel pain...however it is kinda boring when I don't," Mu thought to the abyss.
;)Mu...Sometimes you gotta believe in yourself to make the best cracked omelette.
"...What?" Mu asked the abyss.
;)What I'm trying to say is...pain is simply an egg and you...you are a chicken.
"Are you...are you calling me a pussy?" Mu asked the abyss.
;)No...but you are a bitch.
"Fuck you! I can take the pain," Mu thought to the abyss.
;)Sure you can.
"I'll...I'll prove it to you!" Mu thought to the abyss as he turned off the invulnerability.
Then Mu proceeded to kick the door again but this time he felt every bit of the pain.
"FUCK!" Mu screamed as he held his broken toes.
*Fade away*
;)Author your amazing at making filler aren't you?
(A/N Filler?)
(A/N Dude...this whole story is filler. Did..did you think there was a plot?)
;)Uhh no...why is there one?
(A/N No.)
;)Oh...cool, so the lack of a plot is the plot?
;)Oh sorry.
(A/N Just let me have this)
;)No.
(A/N Fuck you)