75 Outside/Not A Dragon 2

;)Because your fucking retarded, but we need to get past this and get out of this sledarriage.

"No!No! I want to talk about this," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)Really?...ok but we gotta be quick.

"Why? Why do we have to be quick? Why can't we talk about our problems in order to lead a healthy relationship," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)Oh Author dammit...because that's boring.

"Boring...boring to who? Because it's not boring to me and if it's boring to you then you can go suck a dick!" Mu thought to the abyss.

;)Fuck y...you know what. We're getting off track, what is your problem?

"...why do you never support me?" Mu asked the abyss.

;)Huh...what do you mean?

"Why is it that every idea I have is dumb to you?" Mu clarified for the abyss.

;)Because...because that's like the dynamic. You know.

"What does that mean?" Mu asked the abyss.

;)It when...like you say or I say something dumb, and then we get proven wrong and it's funny.

"Ohh...yea I guess it is kinda like that," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)So...you wanna leave this sledarriage?

"Yea," Mu answered the abyss.

Then Mu walked up to the door and just pulled on it since he had already unlocked it with Open.

The first thing Mu realized when he walked out was the shade, then the trees, and finally the waterfall.

"W..what the fuck," Mu said out loud.

;)MU! Shut the fuck up! What if they hear you?

"Let them hear me, the fuck they going to do?" Mu asked the abyss.

;)Well...I mean yea you do have poison resistance on now.

"Also we're the only sledarriage here," Mu thought to the abyss as he pulled out the map.

;)Oh...yea I guess we are. So where are we?

"Wer..we're in the canyon," Mu answered the abyss.

;)Really? Why would they do that?

"I don't know," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)Well there's gotta be a reas...

Just then Mu fell over because the ground was shaking like an earthquake was happening.

And from the waterfall came a giant beast who was looking at Mu with a hunger.

;)That's the reason...there's a fucking dragon here.

"Yea, and that's not a dragon," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)Are..are we doing this again.

"I'm just saying you called it a dragon and it's not. It's more like a lizard or a Komodo," Mu clarified for the abyss.

;)Mu...what comes after Komodo.

"Big fucking lizard," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)No it's dragon. Komodo Dragon.

"IT'S NOT A FUCKING DRAGON!" Mu yelled at the abyss.

;)Ok fuck...if you feel that strongly about it then it's not a dragon. So what are we gonna do about this guy?

"Thank you, and kill him I guess," Mu thought to the abyss.

"Do...do you think I give a fuck, about the local ecosystem?" Mu asked the abyss.

;)No...I guess you wouldn't.