Chapter 44

I pile out the door of the inn with a growing group of ten beautiful women and a loli. My group is getting quite big. We definitely need to find a place today. Last night, I didn't get around the impregnating the knight. Rather, the innkeeper's wife stopped by and I played with her a few more times. Virgin women are nice, but sometimes I like experience. 

Of course, Chris had come back. I had her sister, so it isn't like she would run away from me. I get all of the girl's some breakfast at the stalls along the way to put them in a good mood. 

As my group walks down the street, the eleven of us make quite the impression on the small city of Riun. I definitely got many envious stares and caused a few wagon-related accidents. I wanted to look for a property to buy right away, but I realized that before I could do that, I needed to establish myself in the city. Wasn't the easy way to do that to sign up to the adventurer's guild? 

“There is an Adventurer’s guild in this city, right?”

“Yes, Savior,” Jasmine is the first to speak up.

She seems incredibly eager to please. Although my bodily real estate is mostly consumed by Ariel and Grimhilde… Jasmine has managed to nuzzle her way in front, her short stature putting her head very close to my crouch as she hugs me.

I’d think this would prevent me from being able to walk forward, but with Jasmine’s cat-like reflexes, she always seems to move perfectly with me, so that her clinging never interferes with my movements. The other girls seem to find this adorable, but the rubbing is starting to stiffen certain areas, and she keeps looking up at me with a knowing smirk. I had thought her sister was the trap, but Chris is centuries behind her sister's conniving mind. A sadistic part of me considers putting her in her place.

In the end, I pull the retinue of girls off to the Adventurer’s guild with Jasmine leading the way, never really considering for a second if the guild could even be considered a safe place for women of their caliber. Well, it’s not like I wouldn’t be able to handle it if anything happened anyway.

As I step into the building, I find basically what I’d expect from an Adventurer’s guild. It looked like a cross between a bar and a DMV. There are many tables with patrons noisily drinking, and a job board that a few people are perusing through. There is a cute receptionist in glasses at the DMV side of things who seems to be the one to approach. She has long hair and is wearing a long purple dress. 

I approach the cute receptionists, the group following behind. “Well, hello. I’d like to sign up as an adventurer please.”

The look the girl gives me instantly puts me in a bad mood. It is the kind of appraising look that says, “You don’t look tough enough to be an adventurer.”

Well, I'm not wearing the magic armor I had created, so I suppose it could be expected. However, it is so dismissive and snarky that the only word that goes through my head is ‘punishment.’

“Is that so?” She sneers.

Aw… why can’t the Adventurer’s guild receptionist be sweet and kind like in the books? On the good side, I have a lot of stress to relieve after dealing with a certain trap. This receptionist seems like just the kind of girl who can relieve some of that stress. Let’s see where this leads.