Chapter 45

“That is so,” I respond. “Should I show you my abilities?”

The receptionist sniffs and raises her chin. She actually has the audacity to look down on me. This bitch… Well, I'm not just going to break and enslave her like the thief girls. I'm not a complete asshole. She probably has some place in this community. I'm not jumping to make the entire adventurer’s guild an enemy just because of one bitch.

“I don’t care about your abilities. But if you really think you’re capable, then you need to be approved by our assistant guild master.”

The tone of her voice suggests that she expects this so-called “guild master” to school me. Her voice is also a little funny when she says his name. Perhaps she has some kind of crush on this guy?

“So, who is this assistance guild master?”

Although she still watches me with disdain, her eyes brighten as she talks about the assistant guild master. “A warrior and swordsman. The strongest in the guild! A true tyrant in battle. You won’t be able to face Kida’s might. Kida could squash your whole body with one muscle! Are you sure you won’t turn back?”

My mood sours even more at the thought of having to fight some muscle-brained idiot. Ah, well, I’ll squash this Kida, and then I’ll return and put this receptionist in her place. It might be good to fight for a bit. I have the urge to just punch something.

“I’m fine, go get him for me.”

The receptionist’s eyes narrow, but she finally turns away and leaves without another word.

“A-are you sure you want to fight Kida? I’ve heard about Kida, truly ruthless.” Chris said, a slight worried expression her adorable face. 

“Don’t worry. I won’t kill him.” I give the girls a smile and a thumbs up.

She hadn't seen me fight before, so she didn't really know my prowess. She had been unconscious when I slaughtered all the bandits. Those four had turned white as they remembered me killing all of their bandit buddies. 

“Kida will see you now.” 

Right now, I have some muscle-brain I have to fight to join the Adventurer’s guild.

The bitch receptionist leads me down the hallway and takes me to a large set of double doors.

“On the other side of this door is our gym. Kida is waiting for you inside. Kida attacks, you try to defend and stay alive. If you don’t die too much, Kida may let you join the guild.” She snorts

.I give a shrug, and although she throws me an annoyed look at my nonchalant attitude, I ignore her. She opens the door and I step into a large stadium-like room. The benches are empty, but the room stretches out before me with various mats and training equipment.

“Time to see what you’re made of!” A voice shouts from the other side of the room.

Immediately, a form starts barreling towards me, each foot landing with a heavy thud as a giant comes at me. However, the person charging like a tackler isn’t the kind of person I expected.

An incredibly beautiful woman with long, lush hair and massive breasts is barreling towards me. No, I mean, she's a giant though. She towers over me, nearly 7 feet tall. An amazoness… her beautiful massive boobs that bounce with each step, despite every desperate attempt to bandage them to her chest. They are simply too large to be contained… which are words to describe this woman in entirely.

The second I see her, I start to change my plans. Whatever else I know, I know that this woman is my new prey.