I wipe it. It's such an asshole. He is also alive. Although it is expected, it is so strange. An actress makes us want to break our heads and can't think of the truth, plus Bai Jian. He looked more energetic than the actress, because he was tired and sweating up the mountain, and the whole pig face turned purple. If it's a zombie, my friend fell down from the mountain, but the place is the cliff opposite the entrance of the village.
"This is making a TV play?" Bai Jian climbed up a step, tired and out of breath, but grinned to himself, looking very excited.
He turned his head and saw us, then his face sank, his mouth curled and said, "why haven't you left yet? I'm glad I have to blow you out of baijialing? "
LAN Xiaoying said in her heart, "don't turn your face. You'd better find a breakthrough in him." Then he smiled at Bai Jian and said, "Grandpa Bai, I think you misunderstood. I was about to ask you to explain. I didn't expect to meet you here."
Few men in the world can stand LAN Xiaoying's so attractive smile, unless they have a special hobby. Bai Jian suddenly felt soft and couldn't help laughing: "you are still a sweet child, not as sensible as Bai Yu."
I scolded your uncle in my heart, took out Zhang Yan's half box of cigarettes from my pocket and handed one. Although this cigarette is not particularly good, it is also higher than Bai Jian's grade. The bastard immediately saw the smoke and opened his eyes. He received it and said with a smile, "that's decent. He's much more sensible than the night before yesterday." In my heart, I greeted his 18 generations of ancestors one by one.
Suddenly, I was surprised. What if this bastard is the same ancestor of our family? Did you scold yourself by scolding him?
"Grandpa, sit down." LAN Xiaoying took out a piece of white paper and put it on the steps.
Bai Jian sat down with satisfaction, lit a cigarette and asked, "yesterday they said you were gone. Why did you come back?"
I sat down next to him and said with a smile, "we really can't let go because we don't explain Bai tingfei clearly. Grandpa, you are an understanding person. The whole village belongs to you. Don't you wait for the chance to meet you and explain it well? "
Wearing thousands of clothes without flattery, he patted Bai Jian comfortably, like smoking a bag of cigarettes. Squinting his eyes and smiling, "if you want to talk about your grandfather, I really understand better than those old friends. I can see that you didn't hurt tingfei. Otherwise, how can you have the face to go back to your hometown? "
I almost couldn't help spitting out his face. The day before yesterday, I scolded me for being an animal. Today, the beauty added a cigarette and let you change your attitude.
"Grandpa, you're right. If we really hurt tingfei, what else should we do in the village? We'll directly pick up grandma and go back. This is called not to do a bad thing, not afraid of the ghost of the third watch. We came back this time to let everyone know the truth. We didn't kill tingfei“ LAN Xiaoying hits the snake with the stick.
"What is the situation?" The bastard asked with narrow eyes.
"The situation is like this..." Lan Xiaoying said everything about Bai tingfei. Finally, he said, "I have my own right and wrong. If he hadn't committed a crime, the police wouldn't arrest him. Everyone knows that he committed suicide in prison with Chinese Americans. It's not a lie we made up. "
Bai Jian patted his thigh and scolded, "Damn it, Bai tingfei did such a bad thing. What an animal! It's good to die and deserve to die. It's not your fault. He's to blame himself! "
After hearing this, I pretended to be very excited. I took out a stack of Grandpa Mao from my wallet, which was more than 1000 yuan, stuffed it into his hand and said, "Grandpa, you are so wise. Don't be too small for this money. I wanted to buy something and send it home, but I'm afraid others will see it and gossip, so I won't go. "
"What are you doing?" Bai Jian held the money, but stared and looked very angry. "I'm a village cadre at least. Don't you bribe me openly?"
I wipe it. If you don't, hold it and don't return it, what's the matter?
LAN Xiaoying said with a smile, "we're not asking you to do things. This is a little intention of our grandson. How can it be regarded as a bribe?"
Bai Jian immediately smiled. He smiled very obscene. He only heard him say, "yes, yes, that's right. I'm reassured. Well, I'll take it." He put the money into his pocket quickly, lest we suddenly regret taking it back from him.
I smiled on my face and once again greeted his 18th generation ancestors in my heart.
LAN Xiaoying was puzzled and asked, "why give him money? Are you out of your mind? "
I explained to her, "silly girl, aren't you looking for a breakthrough? Now the whole Baijia village is hostile to us. First, we use money to win over the director of governance and security who has some real power in the village, and then we do what we do. Isn't it like a duck to water? "
"You don't have to give him so much. It seems that I will strictly control your spending in the future." LAN Xiaoying said unhappily.
At this time, the voice of the director "action" came from the shooting scene on the slope, and the actress began to shoot the hanging scene, so we closed our mouths and stared nervously, lest the tragedy last night repeat. Bai Jian tilted his head and smiled obscene. He said to himself, the little girl is really Shuiling. I can't wait to slap him on the back of the head.
The whole shooting process was very smooth. The steel wire was not broken. The actress performed very well. The lifelike hanging appearance stunned Bai Jian. The bastard was relieved until the actress was put down and moved.
The crew had a temporary rest. Zhang Yan was busy packing up the props, but he looked absent-minded and lost.
I turned my head and asked Bai Jian tentatively, "I heard that the village was haunted again last night. Is there anything about it?"
"Haunted? Listen to who's talking nonsense. There's no such thing. " Bai Jian shook his head and said.
LAN Xiaoying then asked, "was it haunted the night before yesterday?"
Bai Jian frowned and said, "the night before yesterday, a wild dog jumped out of nowhere and scared everyone away. The fucking wild dog peed on my head. Later, I caught the wild dog. Yesterday, we stewed a big pot of dog meat. "
LAN Xiaoying and I looked at each other. The old village head must have done it secretly to cover up the truth. It not only makes us think that everything is an illusion, but also keeps the villagers in the dark. So no matter what happens or how many people die, no one will call the police. The game is fun without the participation of the police.
Well, that guy will play with you to the end!
LAN Xiaoying said in her heart, "since Bai Jian said he wasn't haunted last night, he doesn't remember what happened last night. He must have erased all the memories in the ghost hole."
I made a sound and asked Bai Jian if there was anything abnormal in the body in the crystal coffin. Then his cell phone rang. After answering the phone, he said to us, "the old village head is going to be buried, so I won't talk with you." Get up and pat your ass, and you're going down the mountain.
"Grandpa, we also want to go and have a look." I stood up and said.
This made Bai Jian a little embarrassed, but he took our money, scratched his head and said, "OK, you come with me, but don't make trouble."