Chapter 701 - Finding A Meat Thief

An hour later, Fei returned with both Elder Shaun and ten servings of meat all heaped onto the plates. It was enough to feed tens of people. Fei only got to place the plates down when a strong wind blew by her, and Kana had suddenly appeared in a seat at the table, already shoving meat in her mouth with a big smile on her face. 

"Kana…" Fei did not know what to say. Kana's cheeks were bulging out on both sides of her cheeks far beyond what they should be capable of. 

"Muffu? Mufu mafuu muff moffuu. Muffa muffoff moofffuf." (Hmmm? You can eat with me. It's really good.) Fei could only stare blankly at Kana as she could not make out anything that was said just now. Kana, on the other hand, only shrugged when she saw Fei not moving. She continued to eat more meat. She felt like she had not eaten anything for a month.

Inside Liu Na's room, Elder Shaun had already looked her over and fed her a pill. "She will be fine. She was only knocked out due to a blow to the chin. Kana's head had hit her pretty hard."

"That's good…." Elder Ning let out a sigh of relief. Liu Na was one of their best outer sect disciples now. He would hate to see her be injured to the point of not being able to cultivate anymore. But now, he was in a dilemma. He needed someone to use as a scapegoat for the 'meat thief.' He needed to make sure Kana had a good explanation. After pondering for a minute, he finally came up with the only answer he could think of. "Find me one of the biggest troublemakers in the outer court and bring them to me."

"Elder Ning, you are not going to use this as a…." Elder Shaun looked at Elder Ning with wide eyes. Was this old man really going to use some poor innocent disciple as a scapegoat!?

"We have no choice. Kana asked me to find the meat thief! Since there isn't one, I can only create one! This way, things will be settled easily." Elder Ning did not want Kana leaving the sect because of this! They needed her! So to keep her and allow the sect to rise to its former glory, someone must be sacrificed.

"Alright, I do have someone in mind. What should I tell him?" Elder Shaun asked while sighing. She was not really wanting to do this, but since Elder Ning asked her, she would.

"Go to the kitchen and get a whole roasted chicken and shove it into his face and make him eat some of it. Then drag him back under the conditions of him stealing someone's meat." Elder Ning was completely out of his area of expertise. So his ideas were really far-fetched, but there was no other choice.

Elder Shaun only nodded and flew off towards the kitchen to get the chicken before heading in a certain direction. The place she was heading was the girls' baths for the outer court of the sect.

In a tree, looking down through a small window with a special set of glasses on his face, was a young man with a perverted look on his face. "Hehe, Senior Sister Tang is very… Oh, Junior Sister Mixian, such a young and perk…. Ouch!"

"Lou Fu! I have told you so many times not to be peeking at the girls as they bathe!" A stern voice came from behind Lou Fu, causing him to instantly freeze.

He slowly turned his head to see an angry Elder Shaun standing there holding a…. Chicken? "Hmmm… Chicken? Why a chicken... Mufff!" 

"Eat some of this and smear the chicken all over your face!" Elder Shaun shoved the chicken into Lou Fu's face. Almost crushing his nose in the process. 

At this moment, as the steaming hot chicken burnt his face, his mouth, and tongue, Lou Fu felt very wronged. He only wanted to bird-watch pretty girls as they bathed, and now he was being tortured by chicken. He wanted to know what he had done to receive such punishment. His nose hurt, and his mouth was burning. He actually liked chicken a lot. Especially the kind in his mouth right now but…. He was unable to enjoy it due to the pain he was feeling.

"Hurry up and chew! What are you waiting for! Eat that damn chicken. Here hold it with both hands. Make sure you get grease all over you."  Elder Shaun began spitting out one order after the other, making Lou Fu want to cry. He had no idea why he was being treated this way! 

After doing as he was told, Lou Fu was suddenly wrapped in spiritual qi and dragged off towards a certain courtyard. By this time, lying in the middle of the courtyard with a belly plumped up from eating so much, Kana let out a satisfied burp. "That was so good! Fei, you are a lifesaver!"

"Kana, your face is all greasy. Here let me wipe it." Fei already had a damp cloth ready after watching Kana eat, letting grease get all over her face. Fei had been worried that Kana's beautiful face would be ruined, so she was wiping Kana's face for her after each bite she took.

While Kana lay there getting her face cleaned, her nose twitched, causing her to sit up. She saw Elder Shaun land in the courtyard with another young man covered in grease holding a chicken. "This…. The meat thief!" Kana suddenly yelled out and jumped to her feet. "How dare you steal my meat!" Kana did not even give Elder Shaun any time to say anything when Kana suddenly slapped the young man she was carrying in the face. "You even hit Nana!"

As for the victim… He had tears in his eyes. He had no idea why the crazy girl was suddenly hitting him. He was suddenly brought here after suffering from chicken burns, and now he was being slapped over and over. His face hurt so much. At this moment, he decided he would never eat chicken again.. Only scary things happen when chicken is involved.