Chapter 673

He was originally a top-grade hooligan and was regarded as a pure child. Yunmenglong didn't know whether to be depressed or happy. The age of seventy-two imperial concubines in three palaces, six courtyards and six courtyards has long passed. It is said that there are countless crimes committed by those emperors and senior officials in the feudal era. This crime is nothing else, but a disaster to beautiful women.

Chen Shimei is a typical example of the ungrateful Han Dynasty. This is not the most hateful thing. The most hateful thing is the emperors of all dynasties. No matter how romantic and lecherous the emperors are, they can't play with so many beauties. How many innocent young girls were selected into the palace for family glory, and they began to fight in the dark. The Emperor didn't have so much time to serve these empresses and imperial concubines Zhaoyi, so most of the people in the three palaces and six courtyards had to keep empty houses alone. Isn't this a tyrant? Many little beauties even have to keep their virginity until they are old. For decades, the emperor has not been lucky once, or has been done once. If the service is not good, the emperor will forget you and never remember you again.

The concubines of the harem can only fight openly and secretly if they want to stand out. In order to survive, beautiful young girls have to fight to the death. How many early fallen flowers, those emperors are really guilty! Unfortunately, the emperors and generals are like this. They have always been the most wise and great emperor of Qin, Han, Wu, Tang, Zong and song. If there are no three thousand harem palaces, how can they show the greatness and supremacy of the emperor.

Therefore, it's not easy to be a woman as successful as the queen mother. She didn't know what the Jade Emperor ate, but she couldn't steal it all the time. The fairies in the fairyland were pure hearted and didn't want to say, even they liked and didn't like the Jade Emperor. It can be seen that men's lust is something in their bones. Those men who are not lustful just don't show their lustful nature at a glance, either they have no chance or capital. If the Jade Emperor is not the Jade Emperor, but an ordinary man who married an evil woman, poor and afraid of his wife, he will never be lecherous.

For a long time, the Jade Emperor can peek at the fairy to take a bath, flirt with Chang'e, and pay attention behind her. What else can he do? Without any substantive progress, yunmenglong prepared for a rainy day and planned to take this opportunity to open and pull the line of the fairyland from the beginning. If you want to bully in the fairyland, you can't force it. Like the world, at least you can get through the relationship, so that the incumbent can turn a blind eye. As the saying goes, the best way to deal with the Jade Emperor is naturally a beauty trick.

The beauty trick is the best of the thirty-six tricks. It is the so-called death under the peony flower, and being a ghost is also romantic. The best way to make a lecherous man give in is to give him some beautiful women! This is not empty. There are precedents in history. Su Daji, Bao Si, Hede, Feiyan, Yang Guifei and Chen Yuanyuan are not beauties that invert all sentient beings and bring disaster to the country and the people. Men's rivers and mountains are lost. It's not that men don't have the ability. It's on women's heads. On the one hand, it is to shirk responsibility. On the other hand, it also shows that women, especially beautiful women, do have great influence.

Although Chang'e thinks yunmenglong is very single-minded and infatuated, yunmenglong has to explain clearly that his single-minded is not one but a group, and infatuation is not one but a group!

"Well... Chang'e, in fact, the days of seventy-two concubines in three palaces, six courtyards and six courtyards have long passed. Monogamy is popular in this era. Although many men still have many concubines, there is only one wife on the table! I... different from other men, other men hide women and scatter them everywhere, and I hide women Yunmenglong doesn't want to cheat Chang'e. although she has experienced for thousands of years, her innocence makes yunmenglong, a big rogue, unbearable.

Chang'e thought seriously and said, "it doesn't matter. I've been lonely for so many years. It's good to be accompanied. I don't care how many wives you have. As long as you have a place for me in your heart, it's enough."

After listening to Chang'e's words, yunmenglong quickly swore: "I yunmenglong is absolutely sincere to Chang'e and love without complaint and regret. If there is a word that is false, it will break me apart and die beyond recognition."

Chang'e stretched out her small hand to cover yunmenglong's small mouth and organized him to speak. She slowly shook her head and said, "don't say such words, I believe you."

Yunmenglong looked at Chang'e affectionately and hugged her again. His chin rested on Chang'e's young shoulder and tilted his head to whisper in her ear: "Chang'e, I love you."

I love you! Three shocking words are the most popular words for girls to listen to men. Even if they are said 11000 times a day, they don't feel bored. Of course, the premise is that a man who says "I love you" must be liked by a woman. If he doesn't like it, he will only hate and be impatient, so he won't feel sweet.

Chang'e's heart is very sweet, as if she had eaten two kilograms of honey and soaked it in the honey pot. It's completely sweet from inside to outside.

It's difficult for Chang'e to say I love you too. Yunmenglong doesn't insist. It's enough to let her show a really bright smile and make her really happy.

The two secretly decided to live for life. After agreeing on the plan of elopement, Chang'e went back to the palace. Yunmenglong knew that he had done enough today, so he stopped asking her to stay and let her go. Chang'e is more shy than the little girl. She is kissed and touched by yunmenglong. How can she attend the closing ceremony of the flat peach banquet.

The cloud dream dragon looked at Chang'e lightly, and didn't take back his eyes until he couldn't see it. I was thinking about how to firmly hold the powerful strength of the fairy world in my hand as soon as possible, and then take Chang'e to earth. After thinking for a long time, he thought of the dragon and tiger gate. There are organizations in the world. Why can't there be a guild in the fairy world? If we create an underworld in the fairyland and tie these immortals firmly together with reason and benefit, it would be better for the tiger to add wings in the future?

Thinking of this, yunmenglong's mind became active. The underworld in the fairy world, hey hey, look how I make the fairy world the most powerful underworld organization in the three worlds!

When he returned to yaochi, Qianliyan shunfenger was looking for him as an irresponsible host. Just now, Qianliyan was shocked to see Yunmeng dragon and Chang'e holding together, but he didn't dare to report to the Jade Emperor. Yunmenglong is now the sage of heaven. Even if he is not strong, he can pretend to be powerful, because there is a monkey king behind him. It's not fun to annoy him. What's more, yunmenglong gave him a pair of beautiful sunshade eyes, a box of Pearl eyesight liquid, and some dog meat. He ate people's mouth short and took other people's means. How nice to say.

Besides, shunfenger was almost moved when he heard yunmenglong's saying I love you. Where can we beat mandarin ducks, so colluded with a good confession to say that yunmenglong went to tuba. As for why it took so long, I thought of an excuse, Ya constipation.

As soon as yunmenglong saw that he was almost there, he stood up and raised his glass to all the immortals and said loudly, "Dear immortals, who should we be most grateful for today's delicious food and drink?"

The immortals answered, "Queen Mother!"

"Yes, it's the queen mother. Now, let's all stand up and give her another toast to thank her for her hospitality, okay?"

"OK."

Yunmenglong is an expert in driving the atmosphere. Originally, they were dead. We didn't know what to do. Yunmenglong suddenly came back to hold the closing ceremony. Of course, they were very happy.

"I wish the queen mother a happy birthday again. I hope the queen mother will have today every year and today every year. Fortunately, happiness will last forever." Yun Menglong took the lead in drinking it all.

"I wish the Queen Mother..." after parroting their words, the immortals drank the wine in the cup.

"Finally, let's sing a birthday song for the queen mother and draw a perfect end for the flat peach banquet. What do you say?" yunmenglong suddenly remembered that he had not sung the blessing song of Hong Kong version.

The immortals thought it was good to end. Who knows what blessing songs to sing, but yunmenglong proposed. The queen mother was also very interested in clothes. How can they refuse? But there is no KTV or disco in the fairyland. Where can they sing.

The immortals raised their spirits and said "good", secretly scolding Yunmeng dragon for being able to toss.

"I wish you happiness and longevity, happy birthday, every year today, every year today, Congratulations, Congratulations!" yunmenglong clapped his hand and sang it first.

These immortals are very stupid. They are in a mess in singing. When they sing together, they make a mess of the tune, staggering around, and nine cows can't pull back.

Yunmenglong taught it several times before he managed to unify the tune. Finally, everyone finished singing in time. The queen mother smiled and turned her face into a flower. This is her happiest birthday party in so many years. In the past, it was just a routine and she was too lazy to do it. However, because she was the virgin of the fairyland, she had to hold it every year. This year is the most unique one. Not only the queen mother niannianniang, but also the immortals are happy that they have learned such a difficult song as birthday song.

After the banquet was successfully completed, the immortals left each other, leaving the leftover food in the cold. The fairies swept the clouds and cleaned up the mess.

Yunmenglong returned to the great sage palace, got into bed and slept in a mess. He was tired enough after tossing about all day.

The next morning, the monkey king came to him humming the eighteen touch songs that yunmenglong often sang.

Seeing the happy appearance of the monkey king, yunmenglong was also happy for him. With a big smile, he climbed onto his handsome face: "brother monkey, is the wedding night great?"

Monkey King nodded: "cool, it's really cool. I can't think of the things between men and women. It's so wonderful. My Zixia is also beautiful."

Yunmenglong laughed: "that's a lot of fun. Brother monkey, explore slowly." he paused and said, "by the way, I borrowed the Taiji spring palace picture from the Jade Emperor. He asked me to take care of you."