Chapter 674

Monkey king turned back a somersault, jumped up and said in surprise: "No, you borrowed that book like the Jade Emperor? Although my old sun knew he was a rogue, he didn't expect him to read this kind of thing! It is said that he and the queen mother old witch have separated for a long time. Why does he want this book and keep it for flying? It's too wasteful. I'll tell him why he's so stingy. I'll borrow it for ten or eight years and give it back to him."

Yun Menglong is a little embarrassed. The monkey king can cheat more than Liu Bei. Liu Bei borrows Jingzhou and never looks back. Is it still possible for the monkey king to borrow yellow books? "Hehe, since brother monkey wants to study hard and stay, it's a big deal. I'll draw another one for the Jade Emperor. To tell you the truth, I got several human girls for the Jade Emperor, including curly white skin = skin blue eyes, black seven or eight black girls, and yellow Asian girls. It's quite exciting. Brother monkey, do you want me to play for you?" Yunmenglong smiled with a licentious smile. This is a kind of smile that men have a good heart when they see it and women are vigilant when they see it.

The monkey king suddenly realized, "it's your boy who painted it. No wonder it's so lifelike. I also said, when did the fairyland have such a good thing? What kind of girl do you say? Why are there curly hair and black, wouldn't it be ugly?"

Monkey King is also a man. There are also men who are curious about this. He turns his eyes, patrols around, and says with great interest: "the foreign girl... Is there any more?"

Yunmenglong said with a smile, "of course, I'm prepared this time. Do you want to play?"

The monkey king was rather pinched and prevaricated Yunmeng. The Dragon said, "I don't want to, I just want to see."

Yunmenglong patted Monkey King on the shoulder to show his understanding. Monkey king was a little embarrassed, and he was afraid of Zixia's tiger stool chili water. He would not laugh at Monkey King's fear of his wife. In fact, he would not play □□□. Yunmenglong was not interested in the transaction of money and body. He played with feelings. What he liked was not sexual intercourse, but sex!

Yunmenglong has a famous saying for a long time: how vulgar it is to pay for whoring!

But whoring is also a trade. He doesn't like those girls who are regarded as mediocre fat and vulgar powder by people on the bus. Although they are professional, it's easier to take off their pants than to eat and drink tea. Who wants to go? What can't be obtained is the best. Otherwise, it's cheap for women to take off so easily. Men, on the one hand, take off their horses everywhere, on the other hand, it's not cheap, isn't it?

In this world, there are people who eat overlord's food and fight for overlord's road, but they have never heard of whoring overlord's chicken. Don't talk about feelings, I'll give you money! That's it.

The other is black and shiny. Although her skin is black, it is tight and elastic. She also has a pair of bright Mimi. The contour of her facial features has a three-dimensional feeling, but yunmenglong is a little uncomfortable.

Susan is black, and her clothes are even darker. She wears silk Abani fashionable evening clothes. Her skirt fork is opened from bottom to top to the root of her thighs, and her collar is low enough to expose her navel. This is really a shocking work in the clothing industry. When this kind of work walks on the T-shaped platform in Paris, the audience below hold their breath and concentrate. They all recite small spells in their hearts, staring at the platform without blinking. Every step they take, spring The light is infinitely good. Everyone is waiting for the model to take a big step. If the whole evening dress falls off, it's cool.

This sister is so black that it's hard to tell when she's thrown into the coal pile. As long as Ya doesn't speak, you can see it, not during the day. Anyway, you can't see it at night. Just Ya's amazing skin color. I'm afraid Sun Wukong's golden eyes will come. What can I do?

Of course, there is another condition that must be met, that is, she must not laugh or open her eyes. The beauty of black people in Europe and America is quite characteristic. The darker she grows, the whiter her teeth are, and the strong contrast can make people directly shocked. Moreover, her eyes are also very bright. Although her pupils are as dark, they will glow and discharge, so it is not possible.

Yunmenglong woke them up and told them, "what you want to see next is a monkey similar to a man, but it's a big loser when you talk about him. Have you heard of our journey to the West in China?" yunmenglong felt uncomfortable after asking. What is' rare □□□□ '? If you want to say rare, I'm afraid his second son of yunmenglong is the rarest □□□?

The two eyes were confused. After looking at each other, they began to shake their heads. Yunmenglong scolded in his heart: "shit, being a chicken also needs culture. If there is no culture, how can we communicate?"

"Usually I don't know if I let you read more books. It's just that 'whew' that flies away." then Yun Menglong scratched his ears and cheeks, jumped up and down, and performed quite like a God.

As soon as the two women's eyes lit up, they clapped their hands and said, "we know, it's monkey!" Wukong! "Their Chinese name is rotten. It sounds strange, but yunmenglong still understood it. Whatever it is, as long as they can communicate.

It's quite interesting to talk about western translation. As far as the four famous works are concerned, each book has its own translation, such as journey to the West. I hope to translate it directly into one word 'monkey' ’It can be seen that the importance of the monkey king in the film. They thought there was only one hero in the film, that is the monkey king. It can be seen how popular the monkey king played by liuxiaolingtong at that time, and it is an incomparable classic abroad. The translation of the dream of Red Mansions is stonestory, and the translation of the romance of the Three Kingdoms is also very interesting: "Roman of three kings" ——The romance of the Three Kingdoms, more interestingly, the water margin, has been translated into the stories of 105 men and three women. These are the four famous works, and the ancestor of China's most classic yellow book has been translated into a pure name, called "passionate girl · China's love story of the 13th century". This shows the extent of the cultural differences between China and the West.

"I tell you, the person you're going to see is the monkey king in journey to the West. It's quite awesome. You should take good care of it." yunmenglong warned the two women.

The two women had a big mouth. They were surprised for a long time before they closed their mouth. They were excited beyond words. They didn't have any skepticism. At least I believe what yunmenglong said. Why can't there be a monkey king? That's a bigger and bigger emperor superstar than Schwarzenegger. It's a blessing to let him work for eight generations.

The two women calmed down their excitement and said that they would be warm and considerate. Yunmenglong led them to meet the impatient Monkey King.

The monkey king was stunned when he saw the two girls. When he traveled around the world with Tang monk, he had never seen such a decent and sexy beauty. He had seen a similar race. Like all men, the monkey king first focused on Aryan's chest, swallowed his saliva for a long time, and said, "er... How big!" then looked at Susan's Mimi and sighed: "Er... It's so dark..."