V1.Chapter 8

After Li Shishi went up this time, he didn't come down again. Qin Shihuang ran down excitedly and stuffed the MP4 into my hand: "I'm hungry. This family can draw drops very well. Do you draw hungry?" He found that MP4 even people could be photographed.

I took MP4 absentmindedly and photographed him. The fat man subconsciously straightened the crown and held the sword in one hand, which looked like Yang Zirong in the model play "outwitting Weihu mountain". I connected the MP4 to the computer. The pixel was not high. The MP4 took pictures of every corner of my house in the hands of Qin Shihuang. The light was dim and the angle was skewed. The scenery there was the same as the murder scene.

But looking at me, a pretty girl's lips lit up slightly on the screen, and her eyes looked obliquely. The orchid and onion fingers inadvertently stroked the hair in her ears, which not only had an ancient charm, but also had the charming and teasing of a young girl. The back ones are even more obedient. The little beauty holds the bed with one hand, the fragrant shoulder is half exposed, and the black bra belt on the snow-white shoulder is particularly eye-catching. The Pink Hello Ketty is an original call for all men. Mr. Li has really strong professional quality. He knows how to pose the most tempting posture without being taught, She's the only girl I've ever seen who can make helo Ketty look like a thong.

I stared at Qin Shihuang: "you took all this?"

"Just silk (yes) drops. The hungry Society (said) drew a picture for her, and the woman smiled and pinched at her hunger." Qin Shihuang looked at me and suddenly said, "why do you write (blood) on your nose?"

While wiping my nose, I stared at yingpang: "what have you seen? You've been emperor for a long time. Haven't Fang and Mengjiang ever smiled at you like this?"

Yingpang immediately showed a sad expression. I had to return the MP4 to him and tell him that he could look in the mirror next time he wanted to "draw". Qin Shihuang was happy again and ran upstairs. Since he became friends with Jing Ke, his intelligence has decreased significantly.

I tossed and turned the photo YY of Li mm. At this time, my QQ netizen "wolf head" flashed and opened it. He said, "what are you doing?"

"Look at the beauty. I have no time to talk to you." Wolf head is a "wolf friend" I know on a beauty picture website.

"Just you? I didn't humiliate you. I didn't give you the picture of a beautiful woman you used to 'shoot a pistol' from your desktop. If you really have the ability, you can turn 'sister Furong' PS into Lin Zhiling."

... wolf head is qualified to say so. In fact, he does have an amazing number of pictures of beautiful women - he is a photo editor and reporter of a well-known magazine. More than 60% of the beautiful women on the cover of this semi monthly magazine are original by him.

I was so angry that I passed the first picture of Mr. Li to him.

After three seconds, the wolf head hit a series of color expressions hysterically and asked me, "is there anything else?"

Vanity was greatly satisfied, and I gave him the remaining two. After a long time, the wolf head replied, "the woman is perfect, but the work of taking pictures of that guy is too rough. Which station did you see it from?"

"... this woman is my cousin. I took the picture." That's all I can say.

The wolf head began to denounce for more than 40 seconds, saying that I was ungrateful, didn't tell him when I had a good website, and made up words with so little technical content to deceive him.

I didn't speak. I sent him the place where Mr. Li sat in the "murder scene" photographed by Qin Shihuang.

After a long time, the wolf head said, "it seems that what you said is true. How about selling me the photos? I haven't found the cover of next month."

I half joked and half seriously asked him how much money he could give. This guy seriously told me: "I buy yours at 400 per piece. I declare in advance that I only use one piece. I can recommend other magazines for you. If I use them, they will pay you for the manuscript."

From this point of view, the wolf head is kind. In fact, even if he uses it directly, I will not know it. Even if I know it, I will not sue him. I am a lazy man.

1200 yuan is so easy to get. It's still a big temptation for me. If it was before, I wouldn't agree, but now I have to feed three idle people. Winning fat people can eat. Jing Er silly consumes electricity. The most expensive thing is teacher Li. How can I say that people are also the concubine of the emperor and the number one of a dynasty? You can't give her a bra of 15 yuan, It can be seen from the steamed stuffed bun that women cost a lot of money. She comforted me that beautiful women cost more money. Now, there are both women and beautiful women in my family. The fatal thing is that I have no money.

The wolf head was very happy. After getting my reply, he immediately went offline and gave me money.

Beauty economy, beauty economy, comrades!

When the king and hero come, they can only make dung and waste batteries. Look at Li mm. His ass (ass, see ass) hasn't been hot yet, which has brought me a lot of income.

Liu Laoliu, if you want to have a conscience, bring Daji, Baosi, Zhao Feiyan, Diao Chan, Su San and other beautiful women!

Speaking of women, I think of steamed stuffed buns again. I think of steamed stuffed buns... I'm hungry.

How well a saint said: food, sex, too. I have to talk to him if he can come.

Yingpangzi and Jing Ersha, as my "friends", have been widely known by nearby residents. Jing Ersha's classmates often wear hair and hair, open their pants zippers, cover their ears with semiconductors, and look up at the sky 45 degrees with his astigmatic eyes. I told my neighbors that he was engaged in rock and roll, and everyone believed it.

Yingpang doesn't like to go out, but he also has a familiar face. Although our street is secluded, both of them have seen cars. Moreover, due to Jing Ke's habit, he can occasionally find planes. It's safer for these two people to lead them to the street, but now there is an extra teacher Li. If she sees anything, she will ask, It's easy to misunderstand that I was organizing mentally retarded people to carry out illegal activities recently. Finally, I had to order a lot of takeout.

Qin Shihuang is as like as two peas. He is playing more and more. He stands in front of the mirror, takes a picture, turns out the photo and looks at his expression and action. Then he takes the same picture and exchanges two pictures, playing the "everybody finds fault".

When Li Shishi first came, she saw the legendary Jing Ke and Qin Shihuang. She had made ideological preparations for this place. Now she actually sat in this strange environment and read a book. I looked at the title of the book and was shocked in a cold sweat: general history of China.

This book is not mine. I don't know which unlucky child left it in the steamed stuffed bun store. No one took it. The steamed stuffed bun was taken back and turned over. Later, it was thrown in the TV cabinet waiting to become an antique.

Seeing me looking at her, Mr. Li smiled and said, "it's presumptuous to move your things." This is a very smart woman. I guess it's not a fairyland here. The biggest flaw is that my eyes smell of fireworks (some are called se Mimi). I told her not to be polite, just take this as my home.

She put the book on the table and said, "what about the back? Why only the Western Han Dynasty?" I took a look at the book. It was printed with "all 10 books" on the back. I sighed. Fortunately, the unlucky child left the first one. Otherwise, Li mm would not know how sad he was to see the demise of the Song Dynasty.

Li MM's shrewdness gives me a headache. She knows how to seduce men and how to understand a world through the oldest but most reliable channels. I don't know how many simplified characters she can understand, but it's obviously unrealistic to deceive her like Meng Jing's two fools.

In short, the beautiful women who know how to seduce men and calm down to read books are very powerful and invincible. The book said that she was neither humble nor arrogant, gentle and dignified, but she only mentioned her career as "a famous Bianjing prostitute proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting", which is very unscientific!

In fact, no matter unofficial history or official history, as long as the description of Mr. Li can be summed up in two words: Prostitutes in bed and ladies in front of people (look at our literary talent).

I took the book away and said in a voice that just happened to be heard by her: "you probably understand that there are no immortals here. What do you want to do this year? Also, you can call me brother Qiang in the future."

Li Shishi sighed and said, "my purpose in 'fairyland' was originally like this. I just wanted to live a plain life without men and away from politics for a year. The name of Shishi is inconvenient. In the future, I'll call Wang Yuannan."

Hearing this, I fell to the ground with a thump. If you want to know what will happen next, listen to the next flicker.