V1.Chapter 9

During the meal, we had a good chat. Mr. Li did his best to ask how yingpang remembered the difficulty of unifying weights and measures and building the Great Wall, She didn't mention anything about burning books, kengru and Qin Shihuang. She asked Jing Ke some details about sword dancing. Jing Ke said like a narcissist in martial arts novels, "I can only kill people, not sword dancing." Blow the cow B.

At this time, we can see that people who have been emperors are different from heroes. These two people obviously don't realize that Li Shishi is trying to please. They are very concerned about the problem itself and don't notice Li MM's surging waves at all. The girls who sweep the toilet in Qin Shihuang's house are all selected from six countries. Jing Ke has also received high-standard hospitality in Prince Edward's Dan (so high that I can't imagine. I estimate that those who wash mulberry and hand over towel boards are virgins). Their defense against beautiful women is at least + 800.

And I, poor me, face steamed stuffed buns every day. If there are no writers of more than 5 VIP works at the starting point, it is strictly forbidden to try to describe the appearance of my girlfriend.

Let's put it this way. My defense against ordinary ugly women is - 100, against ordinary women - 500, and against beautiful women like Li Shishi (infinity). I was stunned that Li mm ate two more bowls of rice, only half a kilo less than the fat man.

When it was almost 10 o'clock in the evening, I arranged to go to bed and said to Mr. Li, "you go to bed alone. Later, your sister-in-law (how I want to change this into the first person) will accompany you." Then he said to yingpang and Jing Er silly, "do you two sleep together, or who wants to sleep with me?" Qin Shihuang said, "I sleep with you when I'm hungry. I snore and pinch when I'm old." I nodded and said, "that's it. I'll pick up steamed stuffed buns from work and you go back to your houses."

Li Shishi pulled me aside and whispered whether I need to lock the door when I sleep. I told her: as long as I'm not here, it's not necessary at all

In fact, some readers have found that five people come to sleep in three rooms, By permutation and combination, we can get... A lot of results anyway (I got 26 points in the math college entrance examination), and one of them is suitable for us. That is, I have a single room with steamed stuffed bun, Mr. Li and two silly fat people, ignoring the opinions of fat people. The biggest advantage of this method is that I can sneak into other rooms in the middle of the night. The biggest disadvantage is that steamed stuffed bun must know I have this idea, so it's unrealistic.

I went to pick up the steamed stuffed bun to explain to her about Mr. Li. I thought of an old-fashioned and modern plan: let's say that Mr. Li - Wang Yuannan is my cousin and a fashion model. She comes to us only to borrow and pay the rent. The steamed stuffed bun is not a financial fan, but putting me and another woman on the interest relationship can make her stop thinking.

The steamed stuffed bun was anxious with me: "how can you ask people for money?"

At this moment, I was even moved. I hugged her slender waist and walked in the endless night. Several ruffians with unknown circumstances whistled at us. When we appeared under the street lamp, they ran away. It's hard to say whether they saw the brick in my hand or the face of steamed stuffed bun.

That night, my girlfriend slept next to a young lady. Next door was a killer. Qin Shihuang lay on my marching bed. I made a floor shop far away from him - I was afraid he would fall and hit me.

My nerves had become so strong that they almost reached the level of terminal necrosis that the next day I saw Liu Laoliu and didn't bother to pay attention to him. I was dying and said, "who did you bring?" Liu Laoliu waved behind him. My glass doors were immediately blocked black. A giant with a lower point than Yao Ming came in wrapped in a raincoat. His broad raincoat was tightly held by his muscles. He came in and pulled his raincoat, revealing the fine armor inside. It seemed that he was a senior general. His two eyebrows were thick and thick, pointing to the sky like two watermelon knives. He was fierce, but looked lonely. After entering the house, he just glanced at me and remained silent.

I casually pointed to the opposite sofa and said, "sit down, brother, which dynasty?" I don't bite now that there are many lice. Qin Shihuang is a brother sleeping in my upper bunk. How can he be easily bullied?

The big man sat on the sofa with a bang, holding his head and not talking. He looked very depressed. Liu Laoliu pointed at him with a smile and said, "Xiang Yu - overlord of Chu." I quickly stood up and said, "ah, brother Yu, disrespect." Although Xiang Yu was on the verge of success in the end, he was recognized as a hero through the ages and the first overlord in history. I didn't have the courage to challenge him. It seems that he can throw me to Iraq with his left hand alone. Of course, on the premise that he is not left-handed.

Xiang Yu didn't bird me either. In order to ease his embarrassment, Liu Laoliu said, "there's another one outside the door." He waved again. A yellow faced man seemed to walk in, looked at me, nodded slightly, and then lifted his robe and sat on the table - really good at picking high places. I said to him, "it's comfortable for you to sit there." I pointed to the sofa.

The yellow face glanced at me and the ox B said, "I'm a 95 year old. How can I stoop to people?"

This man is too bad. I patiently told him, "this is not a place to sit." The yellow face coughed and seemed to say, "I am not a human being. Once upon a time, my mother saw a dragon hovering on the ground and was pregnant, so I killed the White Snake and revolted..."

I pulled him down, pointed to Liu Laoliu's nose and scolded, "you bastard, what do you mean by bringing Xiang Yu and Liu Bang together?"

Old Liu ordered a cigarette at six and said with a smile, "it's all right. They've stopped making trouble."

I looked at the giant Xiang Yu, pointed to Liu Bang and said to him, "this man - you can beat him, but don't kill him. We have rules." Xiang Yu covered his head and said decadent, "don't worry, I won't beat him."

Liu Bang quit. He opened my finger to his hand and shouted, "bold slave, how dare you treat me like this!" I grabbed his collar and said in a harsh voice, "don't pretend to be B. pretend to be struck by thunder!" I told him, "Qin Shihuang is on your head. With his appetite, he can eat you without anything."