V1.Chapter 17

With the sound of "dinner", I called on everyone to move their own stools and come to the living room to sit in rows and eat fruits.

The steamed stuffed bun has got five cold dishes. Mr. Li keeps bringing up the hot dishes. The steamed stuffed bun says, "you eat first. I'll come after I wash my hands."

I was still a little stunned until the steamed stuffed bun sat down.

Now let's sum up the meal: garlic was picked by Qin Shihuang, rice was washed by Jing Ke, eggs were made by Han Gaozu, gas tank was changed by Xiang Yu, overlord of Western Chu, and miss Chuancai was a famous prostitute, Mr. Li - to compare the meal to a movie, it's like a tango in the record and Brad in the art work Peter, it's Malone who delivers the lunch box Brando, the producer and the director are a little worse. They are Xiaoqiang, the manager of the "number one" pawn shop, and miss Yingxiang steamed stuffed bun at the door of a soup steamed stuffed bun shop.

A few years ago, the media reported a news that someone ate a meal in a star hotel and spent 360000, which caused a great uproar in the whole society.

The cost of my meal is 180 yuan, but in terms of historical significance, I estimate that there are more than that number of bean sprouts that fell to the ground and were trampled by steamed stuffed buns.

The steamed stuffed bun knocked on the table: "Qiang Zi, what are you stunned at?"

I found that all the people at the table were looking at me. No one moved chopsticks. I said to Qin Shihuang strangely, "brother Ying, why don't you eat?"

Qin Shihuang dundundun chopsticks said, "how society (say) you are also the master of your mouth (here). Do you have to give you face when you are hungry on formal occasions?"

The emperors and heroes who shared the table were waiting for me to start. I woke up a bit, picked up a rape with chopsticks and said, "eat, eat."

Liu Bang said in surprise, "you still have this rule for eating?" He also slapped himself, then picked up a piece of soy sauce beef and stuffed it into his mouth.

Qin Shihuang: "I didn't know before I was hungry." Fan yourself and eat.

Xiang Yu: "it's strange." Fan yourself and clip a hairtail.

Jing Ke: "..." fan yourself and eat cauliflower.

Li Shishi smiled: "is it a national custom?" Touched his face and ate shrimp.

The steamed stuffed bun was stunned and said with a smile, "you're too noisy." Eat directly. A table of people angrily pointed at her. The steamed stuffed bun came to him with a smile. Then he put two bottles of Sanliang ye and a bottle of champagne on the table and handed me the white one: "pour wine for everyone." Li Shishi hurriedly picked it up, filled a cup of steamed stuffed bun first, and said with a smile, "my cousin has worked hard all day, so she should respect it first." Then she looked around at the crowd with a bottle and said with a smile, "all of you here are..." I stared at her nervously, and she also felt it. She glanced at me and looked at the steamed stuffed bun. After a pause, she said: "... They are all outstanding people (where did you say she learned from?), teacher... I'll pour the bar for you in the order of acquaintance. Don't pick up any reason." Then he filled Jing Er silly first: "brother Jing is always the first hero in my mind." Then he smiled at the fat man: "that's the same sentence. Brother Yingda is a hero who regards the world." Xiang Yu said to Xiang Yu, "I'm proud to pull out the mountain. Brother Xiang is extremely talented. I wish you a reunion with sister Yu as soon as possible, and the immortal couple will be harmonious."

Steamed stuffed buns were silly: "Xiaonan, aren't you a model?" He asked Xiang Yu foolishly, "your object's last name is Yu?" Li Shishi smiled at her and turned to Liu Bang whose nose was not his nose but his eyes were not his eyes: "as for brother Liu, hehe, there is no match for the wisdom of employing people in ancient and modern times." Liu Bang felt the taste and nodded.

Li Shishi faced me with flowing eyes, flashing mischief and ridicule. I raised my cup to her: "don't say anything, cousin, fate." This hateful woman dances on the blade and plays heartbeat with me. If steamed stuffed bun goes to school, she won't skip class. She has to help.

Li Shishi poured out her own cups for me and her. The steamed stuffed bun also said, "I didn't expect my cousin to drink white. I bought that bottle of wine for nothing."

I stood up with a cup: "everyone, it's fate to get together. We'll live in my territory for a while, and then we'll go our separate ways (I want to add that we'll never see each other). In case we can meet again in the future, we'll still be friends."

Steamed stuffed bun reluctantly said with a smile: "Qiang Zi is getting more and more outrageous..." of course, she recognized that I was a bit of a bastard and was giving me a slap in the face.

No one cared except her. I was telling the truth.

The steamed stuffed bun said, "the first glass of wine, let's go. Xiaonan, you can slow down." Say it to the end.

Why is the steamed stuffed bun so ugly? I can't live without her? I'll find the Almighty at the dinner table that I've lost face at ordinary times. In the past, any friend can't pick his big finger for the wine of steamed stuffed bun. Anyway, there's none today

Jing Ke and Xiang Yu probably never saw such a cow drinking with such a small cup. They sucked up the wine and looked at the wine bottle at the same time. Er silly was a drunkard similar to a proletarian hooligan in his previous life. It was estimated that his head was bad. Xiang Yu drank all night when he was surrounded, and he could finally kill the river. It is likely that he is the legendary "amount of two kilograms".

Qin Shihuang and Liu Bang were not used to people toasting each other first. After drinking a glass, Li Shishi frowned, but said nothing.

The steamed stuffed bun picked up the wine bottle and said with a smile, "it seems that you can drink some?"

Driven by steamed stuffed buns, three rounds of wine took less than 10 minutes. Qin Shihuang, who had never drunk such high-purity wine, was obviously a little high. He hugged Jing Ke's shoulder and said, "it's wrong to be hungry. You shouldn't be hungry like that..." I quickly answered: "we won't say anything unpleasant."

When the steamed stuffed bun asked me what was going on, I said nonsense, "these two turned heads when they played with the band."

Li Shishi whispered with Xiang Yu. She admired Yu Ji very much. After drinking some wine, she obviously had a short mind. She asked Xiang Yu for a picture of Yu Ji.

Among the people, the one who is most similar to me is actually Liu Bang. Liu Bang, who was born as a gangster, is a very good person after drinking wine. He hugged me, blew a cow B with me in the tone of big brother, and said how he was in those years. After drinking two liang, he would definitely say: "I can't find you brother Liu in the future. We can't fight with hundreds of thousands of brothers..." he is a virtue like me in those years!

At this time, I heard someone calling me downstairs and looked on the windowsill. I saw Liu Lao Liu with his head up and a taxi parked beside him - there was another person!

I lit a cigarette and rushed downstairs with the strength of wine. When I went out, I looked at the man next to Liu Laoliu. He was a thin and small middle-aged man with white skin. He was wearing a set of golden apples. I thought about which famous person in history was so weak and pale. I grabbed him and said, "empress Chen? Emperor Xian of Han? Your ancestors are drinking upstairs."

The thin man took my hand away and jumped aside in horror. I said with a smile, "sample, no wonder you can't keep the country."

Liu Laoliu said slowly, "he's a taxi driver - I don't have any money."

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I gave the driver an extra 10 yuan, which reduced my arrogance a lot. I still looked around uneasily. No one was there.

Liu Laoliu said, "don't worry, I won't bring people to you one by one in the future."

I quickly pulled out a cigarette and handed it to Liu Laoliu. I said calmly, "you also have a conscience." Old Liu got angry at six o'clock, spitting smoke and said, "the most violent people in the underworld recently are 300 Yuejiajun and 54 heroes on Liangshan. Individual heroes don't dare to compete with them for places for the time being. Those heroes can only wait for the next batch."

I forgot to toss in one breath and smoked half of my cigarette fart. I said in a very calm voice, "what do you mean?"

"No way, haven't you heard that it's easy to shake the mountain, but difficult to shake the Yue family army"? These 300 people, as Yue Fei's special forces and martyrs, went straight to the 500000 troops of Jin Wu Shu and almost decapitated successfully. Although none of them survived, they made Lao Jin look pale and killed more than 200 miles by Yue Fei. These people are a group of yincao. Now they are making a fuss to go back and finally get through their work Let them come to you. "

I said calmly, "you lied to them, didn't you?"

"Of course not, but you still have a month to prepare, and the formalities are almost done. It is also possible that Yue Jiajun and Liangshan heroes will come together. Didn't I say that I won't bring people to you one by one."

"Then you can't shoot 300 here. Can I stand Liangshan reunion? Don't talk about eating when they come. How can I sleep? I can't afford the five upstairs alone. Today I spent more than 2000 yuan, and there are more than 70 yuan left in my card. His mother's ATM only spits 100 yuan. What do you want me to do with the 70 yuan (friendly tip: you can charge the starting point)? "I jumped, grabbed Liu Laoliu and said excitedly," you immortals are also raised by your parents. Can't you do so? Then 400000 Zhao soldiers were buried alive in vain, and 400000 people also finished playing together. What should they do if they want to make trouble? There are only 1 million people in our city... "

The old prodigy smoked and laughed for a long time before he said, "we won't go too far, but Yue's army and Liang Shan's brothers have agreed and can't change it. The specific way is that you want to go, money..."

I immediately put my hand on my chest and my eyes were full of twinkling stars.

"Er... You have to find a way."

I lowered my head and looked around. Liu Laoliu laughed and said, "I have removed all the bricks nearby."