V1.Chapter 18

I can see that Liu Laoliu is more cruel than me. Before he became a God, he must have been a character who was beaten by dozens of people and squatted on his head.

I pulled the wall weakly with my cigarette fart and said: "I'll take in 300, but those half of the heroes in Liangshan are organized and undisciplined masters. I'll ask you how many people can't come? I don't know anyone in the anti pickpocketing team, and Li Kui. It's so difficult to find the South China tiger. It's nothing to see Hua Rong and the Ruan brothers. The 2008 Olympic Games are in our house. We haven't won the gold medal in archery and swimming?"

"Hey, hey, if you have time to talk to Grandpa, you'd better think about how to make money - I'll calculate it for you, according to the standard of 30 yuan per person per day (tut Tut, air service standard). More than 300 people get 10000 for meals a day. Plus accommodation, the most common standard room is 100 a day. They are wronged to sleep in all-round shops. 30 rooms are 3000. You can calculate 2000 for dealing with various problems. The expenditure per day is 15000, 100000 for 10 days, 150000 for a month... "Liu Lao Liu suddenly touched out a calculator and dialed it, "4.8 million a year. I'll be kind. In the future, I'll control the number of people to you every year. It's enough for you to have 5 million a year."

"Five million? That's enough? Are you immortals so heartless? You've come from the ancestors of the Xiao family since the king of hell opened the world. Let me see if I can get enough!"

Liu Laoliu smiled and patted me on the shoulder: "it's only 5 million. With your mind... It's really difficult. Try again."

My mind is full of online advertisements, such as "investment of 2 million yuan a month". Are those people forced by the identity of half immortal like me?

It seems that I can't. I can only sell Er silly's knife or Xiang Yu's vest. Thinking of Xiang Yu, I asked Liu Laoliu, "is Yu Ji in your inventory?"

Liu Laoliu sighed a rare sigh and said, "you really think I don't know what Xiang Yu is thinking. I told you that there are only some people who have made mistakes in the book of life and death. Yu Ji belongs to normal death. She has been reincarnated now. Now you understand why Liangshan has only 54 heroes?"

"Can you take Yu Ji to the underworld and send her to me again? Xiang Yu is so pathetic. Such a big man cries every day."

"Shit, did you ask me to kill Yu Ji? With your ruthlessness, you will become neither an immortal nor a devil in the future. That chick is living well now. In fact, even if her life expectancy is up again, she can't remember Xiang Yu. Before she drank Mengpo soup, she remembered that she was one..." when Liu Laoliu said, he suddenly looked at me with vigilance and stopped immediately. He said, "In fact, those emperors and generals are reluctant to reincarnate. They don't have to go back to their own dynasty and make another career. They just don't want to give up this memory, such as Qin Shihuang and Liu Bang.

"To remind you, the 300 Yue family soldiers are very loyal to Yue Fei. So I tell you, if Yue Fei points to a fire pit and jumps, the 300 people can fill it up in less than 10 seconds. Yue Fei is a good man, but it's a pity that he was reincarnated. The 300 people gather together and don't know what they want to do. You should be careful. The 54 heroes are easier to manage. They just play Yes. "

With a smile, I put half a box of cigarettes into Liu Laoliu's pocket: "please, before they come, can you give us two people who can do business first? Fan Li or something, if not, you can get us two Jews."

Liu Laoliu said contemptuously, "it's the first time for me to give a gift with half a box of white sand - I'll find a way for you when I get rid of my 'PetroChina' first." Finally, Liu Laoliu said with a flattering smile, "let me tell you something, lend me another 6 yuan, and don't jump from here to the stock market -"

I'll give you $5. See what ya says to the driver!

I went upstairs. Qin Shihuang was taking an mp4 to see who was taking photos of who. Liu Bang was talking excitedly on the sofa with Jing Ke on his shoulder. Steamed stuffed bun and Li Shishi sat on both sides of Xiang Yu. Xiang Yu blushed and bowed his head. It seemed that he wanted to cry. Li Shishi kept patting him on the back. I saw that three bottles of white wine and one bottle of color wine were all empty, The remaining cans of beer in the fridge are all on the table. It seems that there are enough except me.

When the steamed stuffed bun saw me coming, he came over and said with a sour nose, "the story told by the big man is so touching. I seem to have heard it before. The woman wiped her neck for the man."

"Brother Yu, come here."

I called Xiang Yu, who walked a little shaky, at the entrance of the stairs, took out a box of cigarettes and habitually gave him one. He was stunned and took it over. I sat on the steps with him and we lit a fire, I said: "Brother Yu, don't blame me, brother. You have a whole year left. Even if your sister-in-law can come to me within a year, you two still have to go one after another. Why do you have to suffer again? If I say you'd better spend the year happily, and then drink a bowl of Mengpo soup to forget everything. If you have a relationship with your sister-in-law, you may still be together in the next life."

Xiang Yu spewed out the smoke from his nostrils without a teacher and said faintly, "you don't know what it's like for your beloved woman to die in your arms. If you had such a day, you wouldn't say such words."

Bah, what bad luck.

I remembered another thing and said, "brother Yu, now I'll give you another army of 300 people. Can you take it? It's no worse than your 800 Pro guards."

"Who are you hitting? How many people are there?"

"Don't beat anyone, just take care of them and don't let them make trouble."

Xiang Yu's eyes darkened again: "that's not interesting."

He's a fucking war maniac. When Hitler and his fascist SS are reborn, he probably won't have time to think about Yuji.

Is this also a way?

Just then, the sound of steamed stuffed bun was heard all over the room. She opened the karaoke. She only heard her chirping and clucking: "hadron, big man, please come to my place to sing k after hearing the radio." I stood up and said, "I'll do something about my sister-in-law. Let's go fart first. At least I don't want anything tonight."

When I pulled him into the steamed stuffed bun bedroom, Qin Shihuang and they had already sat down. Liu Bang watched TV for the first time. Jing Ke began to tell him the eternal topic - Lilliputian theory.

Steamed stuffed bun put the microphone on Li Shishi's mouth. Li Shishi carefully fed it. The room was full of echoes of her hello... Hello... Hello.

On the screen, Joey Yung blinked her big eyes and began to open her mouth. Subtitles flashed on the screen: when I was an ignorant girl, I met whether I knew love or not. From the past to the present... This is one of steamed stuffed bun's favorite songs. When she saw that Li Shiguang opened her mouth and didn't move, she continued to sing by herself: "until he left, left me wandering in the sea of clouds, and knew that no one could replace the trust he had given me."

I grabbed the microphone, and no matter what song was on the screen, I shouted, "friend, friend, please leave me - leave me!"

Steamed stuffed bun stood up, let Xiang Yu in her seat, and pulled me when I went out. I threw the microphone to Liu Bang and followed her out. I first said, "I just remembered, why don't you go to work?"

"I called someone to change - Qiangzi, something's wrong with you today. I haven't seen you like this before. To tell the truth, are you afraid I'm unhappy?"

"What do you mean?"

"Of course, I'm annoyed with so many people at home, but you're not afraid to hurt people's hearts when you always order to leave the house (initiated by Qin Shihuang). If you don't have enough money, I'll give you some. Anyway, I'll go to you. Stay for a while. Don't show the boss a face."

How great my steamed stuffed bun is. I really want to shout "long live" or something. I'm afraid it will arouse some people's worries. Steamed stuffed bun said in a big voice, "is 2000 enough?" I dare say she still has some private money.

I want to tell her that in another month, the "Yuejiajun uncles" she met when she was a child will come to eat us and drink us. Dai Zong, who runs faster than Liu Xiang and has endurance than donkey, and Shi Jin, who is good at tattooing, will join the other 52 brothers in Shajiabang.

Alas, poor and happy steamed stuffed bun, she doesn't know anyone... Er, God is forcing her future man to become a multimillionaire.

How can I get some initial funds first?

Now, if the two most valuable things in the family are sold, I can buy half of the city. The third valuable thing is the pile of wine bottles in the corner

At this time, Liu Bang in the room could already play with the microphone. He only heard him yelling his famous song: "the wind rises, the clouds fly, and the Weijia sea returns home!"

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