At this time, I heard that there was no movement in the room. I opened the door and saw that Mr. Li had put a plate into the DVD with reference to "home appliance maintenance" in one hand. On the screen, a Japanese girl dressed as a nurse scratched her head and posed to the people in the room. The subtitle followed: a female actress, and then a man in underwear pressed on him with a lightning speed, A pair of magic hands rubbed the pair of * into unpredictable shapes. So and so gave a charming chant and couldn't help it.
Liu Bang was happy when he saw it: "it's a little interesting!"
I hurried to block in front of the TV. Li Shishi blushed and hid aside. Liu Bangchong waved to me, "get up!"
Then I heard the so and so son yell, "flax Dei, Yigu, Yigu -" this compact version is a golden dagger without foreplay.
Steamed stuffed bun came and directly withdrew the disc. It was very natural for her to come: "look at this when our two women are gone."
Liu Bang: "then you go out first..."
Qin Shihuang "crooked (that) before you and Qiangzi..."
As soon as he said this, he immediately surprised the whole audience. Even two fools laughed at me for several times.
Similar jokes, steamed stuffed bun has long been used to, she said disapprovingly: "I don't believe you and your sister-in-law haven't seen a hairy film or something."
Except this time, whether Qin Shihuang has seen Mao films or not is not recorded in history.
In the evening, we naturally divided into three groups, steamed stuffed bun and Li Shishi, Liu Bang and Jing Ke, leaving Xiang Yu, the warehouse where Qin Shihuang and I slept.
Jing Ke's question to Liu Bang is that every question must be answered. Although the principle is wrong and there is only one, the method of use is correct. If he can't answer, he will say: "this is the fairy world, and you don't understand it."
Compared with Liu Bang, Xiang Yu is actually more sorry for yingpang. In those years, this lengtouqing occupied the world of Qin Shihuang. All old people and old things were either killed or burned. He also dug Qin Shihuang's widowed grave. Without Yu Ji, it's hard to say whether he would knock on Qin Shihuang's widow's door.
Now he found that yingpang was very kind and probably guilty. Yingpang also wanted to give him the bed to sleep. Later, he found that Xiang Yu had to stay in the air if he wanted to sleep on the bed. They talked about the Qin Dynasty. Qin Shihuang heard about Xiang Yu's grandfather Xiang Yan, talked about the so-called beauty Chen Cai, summarized the experience and lessons of Qiang Jin and recalled the past, Eventful years are thick. But what exactly does Xiang Yu do? Qin Shihuang didn't ask completely at last.
Although I drank some wine, I didn't sleep well. The nightmare of 300 + 54 bothered me all night. In despair, I even dreamed that an old man in Hong Kong excitedly took my hand and said: child, you are actually my illegitimate son. My name is Li Jiacheng
The next day I got up very late and the steamed stuffed bun had left - she had to work all day today. When I looked at my watch, it was more than 11 o'clock. Xiang Yu was no longer on his extended shop. Yingpang was pillowing an arm and playing "let's find fault" with MP4.
When I came out of the room, Mr. Li was wearing an apron and making lunch. In her apron pocket was her survival secret - "home appliance maintenance". The girl not only had a big chest, but also had a brain. She learned to turn off every electrical appliance before opening it. It was said that she got up and fiddled with it before 8 o'clock. Fortunately, she was careful. The gas had just been changed. They still have a year to live, and I can't guarantee it, By the way, next time I see Liu Laoliu, ask him how old I can live.
Xiang Yu went for a run. Although he was a time bomb on the issue of Yu Ji, he didn't have to worry yet. Liu Bang got up early in the morning and pestered Mr. Li to put yesterday's wool film on him as soon as the steamed stuffed bun left.
I put away all the Mao films because one of the imaginary enemies of the level 3 male leader is Li Shishi.
I won't be wordy about what two fools are doing.
I found that none of these emperors and generals likes to sleep in. Once I said they were extravagant and licentious, I thought of the words "sleep until you wake up naturally, count money and count hand cramps". But now it's too naive. In fact, they are the first batch of white-collar workers who get up earlier than chickens and work more than donkeys. Science has proved that people's sexual desire will become stronger when they sleep less, Therefore, there are a large number of rulers (the new word is means of production) who are ordered by girls. They are not very polite on the issue of sex: what did king Zhou do? What did emperor Yang do? What did Empress Wu do? What did Clinton do? Freud said
I drank a bowl of preserved egg and lean meat porridge under the service of Mr. Li, bit a toothpick and swayed downstairs with my stomach like the landlord's old wealth. My door has always been open. Firstly, there are no strangers in this remote place, and secondly, there is nothing to steal. You look dignified. Leather sofa and crystal coffee table. Xiang Yu may not be able to take it away at one time, Even the artistic picture frame on the wall, I have more eyes. The last few nails are crooked. Do you want to steal it? You have to step on the sofa for a long time.
The most valuable thing is my laptop that has to breathe for a long time to open two QQS and a web page. This is locked in the cabinet. There is also a suit for summer in my cabinet, This was all made by my boss Hao. Once he called me and seriously asked me to pay attention to the company (I still don't know what company he runs) image, saying that those who don't wear formal clothes during working hours will be killed. Half a month later, he came to me to hang out. He knew in advance that he was coming. I was wearing a straight suit and had a circle of sweat around my neck. He was happy when he saw me and asked me for advice (still a voice) what? I said you didn't let me wear it. After talking to him for a long time, he patted his head: I drank too much that day and treated you as someone else.
Now I haven't seen him for more than half a year. Don't say I really miss him. If the salary hadn't been entered into my account on time every month, I even wondered if he had forgotten that there was still his territory here. Lao Hao should have made money. Although he always wears a dirty famous brand every time he sees him, like a township entrepreneur who goes to the city to win a prize, I notice that he never wears the same clothes for the second time, which shows that he is better than Lao pan. I estimate that he earns about 3-4 million a year. If he finds good things, he can't say.
It suddenly occurred to me that even Lao Hao could not afford so many people
Money! Money! How can we get 5 million a month? Let Er silly give people peace, let Shi Shi Li sit on the stage, Qin Shihuang hang the stall, Liu Bang MLM, and Xiang Yu do nothing. I must have been hated by people at that time and stay with me as a bodyguard (do you still see what I want to write)?
At this time, a very capable man came in with a box. He looked at me and asked in a suspicious tone, "are you the boss here?"
I chewed my toothpick and asked, "what's up?" I'm not happy with his condescending.
The man put the box gently on the table, took out a business card and handed it to me. I didn't see it. I took it and put it directly into my pocket. He also said impatiently, "my surname is Chen. I'm here for this thing. Take a look at the goods."
As like as two peas were opened, the bun was embroidered with a strange white bottle. If the neck was not longer than the bottom, it could not be seen which side was on the top, but the bottom was odd, which was basically the same as the ordinary flower vase.
"This is..."
"This is an antique. Now I'll ask you to give me a price first. We'll talk about whether it works or not."
I think the pressure of Chen is so stable, but I'm more suspicious. I feel out the phone and dial Lao pan. Chen said, "I can tell you first that this is an antique from the Huizong period of the Song Dynasty..."
I nodded perfunctorily, and Lao Pan's RBT rang: the first snow in 2002
I was stunned and asked, "when did you say it?"
"In the period of song Huizong."
I immediately hung up the phone and shouted upstairs, "cousin, come down and see if you've seen this bottle -"
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