V1.Chapter 83

I said, "my sister-in-law is a student who can't remember anything now. Your brother Xiang bought this dress to dress up and soak her again."

The three were so excited that they said in unison, "can I help you?"

I said for Xiang Yu, "not for the time being. We already have a team in operation. When my sister-in-law and her mother fall into the water, it's brother Yu's turn to make a choice between life and death, you'll have a place to play." I suddenly thought of the eternal topic that bothered countless men. I asked Zhang Shun, "your mother and your wife fell into the water at the same time. Which one did you save?"

Zhang Shun said, "bullshit, why did you fall into the water?"

I said, "if."

"Of course, that's saving my mother. My woman is very good at water."

"If there is no water."

Zhang Shun said, "then I'll keep all my hands."

I said, "only one can be saved."

"You are looking for trouble and fighting!"

"Say it quickly. If you want to answer this question, you will really become a man of this era. It's no problem to apply for a special contribution award for you."

Ruan Xiaoer interrupted, "if I were you, I would save my mother." Then he stabbed Ruan Xiaowu, "what about you?"

Ruan Xiaowu said, "we are a mother. Just save us. I'll help you save your sister-in-law."

Ruan Xiaoer: "good brother."

Zhang Shun also suddenly said, "yes, I also saved my mother and asked Zhang Heng to save my woman."

They are both brothers. What should we do, the only children of the post-80s generation?

I said, "you are not together, and everyone is in this situation?"

Ruan Xiaoer said, "that's also saving my mother." Ruan Xiaowu nodded and said, "well, save your mother."

I asked them, "if your woman asks, how dare you say that?"

They nodded.

Hey, it's better for ancient men. They are not afraid of women's sadness, and I also ignore one thing that their women don't seem to dare to ask. In fact, the idea of the Ruan brothers is very problematic, because if they want to choose to save their mother, it means they have to die two wives. If they all choose to save their wives, they only sacrifice their mother. This problem can be calculated by people like me who only get 26 points in math. But I didn't dare tell them.

I asked Xiang Yu again, "what do you do, brother Yu?"

Xiang Yu shook his head and said, "ah Yu certainly won't ask such a boring question. If other women dare to ask me that, I'll throw it up with a slap."

A slap? This seems to be a good choice, but it doesn't apply to any man. There are thousands of men. How many are the overlords of Chu?

We had a good chat this evening. Later, even Zhu GUI and Du Xing came. They heard that this was Xiang Yu. Sure enough, when it comes to the past of him and Yu Ji, the heroes are full of admiration. Unfortunately, Wang Jing, Du Xing's little female apprentice, is not here. Otherwise, they must recruit a lot of useful information under the pressure of master.

When we broke up. Zhang Shun turned back and hugged his fist and said, "brother Xiang, our brother can't help, but there is a horse with a high stirrup. Just say hello. There are many heroes on Liangshan. I hope my brother will be more close to them in the future."

I said in Xiang Yu's ear, "this is a group of famous bandits in history, but everyone is good."

Xiang Yu also hugged his fist and said, "please don't be polite if you can get something useful in the future."

When we got home, Liu Bang wasn't there. Qin Shihuang was working on the digital camera. Only Li Shishi seemed very relaxed and was watching TV with steamed stuffed bun. But she secretly made a victory gesture to me. It seems that the harvest is not small. When Xiang Yu behind me appeared in front of them, the two women were surprised, "eh", and the steamed stuffed bun said, "the big man looks good. The small suit looks like our boss."

Her words were very enlightening to me. I whispered to Xiang Yu, "yes, you'll say you're the boss of a chain of soup and bag stores in the future."

I gathered Qin Shihuang and asked, "brother Ying, how about the machine?"

"What's the problem?"

"OK. Take as many photos as you can after seeing the target tomorrow. Take them on the front, side and back, and there are people in contact with the target. Especially men, there can be no fewer." The fat man nodded.

At this time, Li Shishi also found an excuse to come out. She closed the bedroom door, ran over lightly, threw the note in her hand on the table, and said quickly: "Zhang Bing lives in the old district Party committee compound, his parents are out of town, and his grandfather is a former deputy district head. Now he is concerned about the next generation work committee, referred to as the Work Committee for closing -" she looked back at the door of baozi's room, She continued: "these are what I learned from Wang Jing. This is Zhang Bing's phone number, but I'm afraid I'm too bold to call --" she opened the paper and there was a phone number in it. Mr. Li looked back and hurriedly said, "time is running out. I suggest that the details be discussed tomorrow."

At this time, the steamed stuffed bun really shouted: "Xiao Nan, come on, Yin Xiaotian came out."

I wondered, "Why are you like the underground party? Steamed stuffed bun doesn't object to brother Yu. What are you afraid of her?"

Li Shishi said, "my cousin doesn't object to big men chasing Zhang Bing, but do you dare to let her know that this is the overlord chasing Yu Ji? Besides - I have to see Yin Xiaotian."

I waved and said, "go, go and watch your" kill you with what, my love. " Li Shishi stared at me and asked the steamed stuffed bun loudly while running: "who killed Zhu Siping?"

Xiang Yu asked me, "where is the old district Party committee?"

I quickly picked up a pencil and drew several squares on a waste newspaper. Then I pinned the pencil to my ear, pointed to a square and said, "our current position is here. This is their school, and this is the dormitory building of the old district committee. If the target's grandfather is a retired Deputy district head, the specific position should be on the second and third floors of the middle unit."

"What's this?" Qin Shihuang pointed to the two openings on the square representing C.

"These are the two doors of the target school."

Jing Ke covered the semiconductor in his ear, pressed his other hand on the newspaper and asked coldly, "I want to know which door the target is used to, and how many people are there around her?"

This is the most clear and concise sentence he has expressed since I met Er silly. Xiang Yu shivered and said, "don't you want to kill her?"

I pointed to ER silly's room and said, "Kezi, it's none of your business. You can go to bed."

After Jing Ke left, I coughed and said, "let's call the target Zhang Bing."

Xiang Yu held down the square representing the old district Party committee dormitory and pawnshop in the newspaper with two fingers and asked, "I want to know how far we are from her home?"

I took off my pencil, drew with miso, and said, "there are two studios and no less than three cafes on the way across the steel street and Minzhu road. You can invite her to see a movie and have coffee on the way home - of course you can't drive the current car. Bangzi has got a car for you. He won't come back tonight."

Xiang Yu said strangely, "watching movies and drinking coffee?"

I said, "yes, of course, you have to send flowers and date during the day at the beginning. Oh, by the way, brother Yu, you have to learn to send text messages. I'll equip you with a mobile phone tomorrow."

Xiang Yu started to stay for a long time and said, "I don't know these... I don't know."

"What can it be? Can't you send flowers to women? Women like flowers. Flowers are the genitals of plants..." I looked at the numb Xiang Yu and said in surprise: "don't you dare?"

Xiang Yu immediately said, "what dare I do?"

"Yes, you are the overlord of Chu. What's terrible about you? Think about the bloody romance between you and your sister-in-law. You can flirt and flirt under the siege of hundreds of people."

Xiang Yu whispered, "I'd rather be surrounded by hundreds of people."

Now I can see completely that our overlord of Western Chu is really stage fright.

But it's not easy to find hundreds of people to surround them and recreate the scene of that year?

Why don't you let 300 come? At that time, everything will be serious. Discuss with 300. Anyway, there is one year left. Just don't live and let Xiang Yu kill it? Will they agree? Unless it's Yue Fei picking up girls.

This method makes me think of it. Am I too careless?

At this time, a strange call came in, and it was Yan Jingsheng who bought a mobile phone with the first month's salary I gave him. He came to me mainly to complain about Liangshan heroes and Li Bai, He said angrily, "director Xiao, who are the teachers you invited? I know they teach martial arts when they are full every day. It's understandable that they are careless. The most annoying thing is that Mr. Li, who teaches Chinese, is drunk every day. One day I went to him to discuss class. Guess what he told me?"

I was also curious and asked, "what?"

"He said to me, 'I'm sleepy and I'll go.'

I said, "is this Li Bai's poem?"

Filled with righteous indignation, Yan Jingsheng shouted, "whether Li Bai's poem is not important, what matters is the latter sentence."

"What the hell did he say?"

"He said to me, 'I'm sleepy, go, go to your mother'!"