I didn't expect to see the old emperor bullying the little emperor today. You said that the child was so oppressed. Can he not be cruel when he grows up? In fact, according to my observation, Xiao Hu Hai is still a good child. Although he is a little stunned, his nature is still pure and good.
The little guy was crowded on all fours, patted the ground and cried. The fat man took a gloating look at his son and continued to play the game
I finally got out of the petrification and whispered to Qin Shihuang, "brother Ying, children are not so educated."
Steamed stuffed bun picked up Xiaohu Hai from the ground. Looking at his tears, he suddenly had a flood of motherhood: "ah, why is this child so fun -"
Again speechless, I didn't see the child's runny nose. What's the fun of wiping it.
The steamed stuffed bun held Hu Hai and scolded the fat man, "can't you play with him?"
Under the denouncement of the couple, fat Ying reluctantly gave up a large area for Xiao Hu hai to sit down, stuffed the No. 2 machine into his hand, and threatened loudly: "after death, I'll (don't) borrow hungry people --"
In the evening, Emperor Qin Shihuang arranged a grand dinner for us. After all, steamed stuffed bun and I are now public figures. We have three kings and one big Sima. Although we play tickets, we have a prosperous official fortune. I'm afraid it is unique from the Qin Dynasty to 2008. Out of awe of Emperor Qin Shihuang, the ministers did not express any objection to steamed stuffed bun as the big Sima, This is the advantage of a tyrant's reputation. When the boss says anything, you just have to obey and don't have to express your opinions. From another level, you can also make the people under you work hard in one place. The disadvantage is that water can carry the boat and overturn the boat. If you can handle it well, you are a good Emperor. You can't be too left or too right. Now, fat man, this emperor can be said to be a good emperor, So he can start a foreign war while overhauling the face project, and get bored to grab a game console with his son.
It's Li Chacha, who once wanted to marry his daughter with cakes to me. When he saw steamed stuffed buns, he was shocked. Whispered to Lord Wang Chacha next to him, "I lost a girl in my early years. She looks like our big Sima..."
During the banquet, Qin Shihuang pointed out that it is imperative to unify the war of the six countries, and all resistance armies are paper tigers. However, the people of the whole country must also realize the cruelty and persistence of this war, and do not advance rashly or be pessimistic. The great wall and the underground imperial mausoleum are also long-term basic undertakings for the benefit of future generations, and all departments must not give consideration to one and lose the other. We should grasp all three hands and be hard with all three hands
After the speech, the emperor generously gave the court's main dish tonight - tomato and egg noodles, which made the monarchs and ministers happy. LISS also called in more than a dozen chime ringers to play the chime version percussion music of "love when you die" he composed for us.
When the meal finally ended, the steamed stuffed bun "miso" jumped up a few years ago, rubbed his legs and shouted, "can't you sit well? Why do you always kneel? Who can stand it."
I gloated and said, "this will not hemorrhoids." I've been sitting cross legged anyway.
After returning to his residence, Meng Yi specially came to visit another door. His brother has gone to six countries with his troops. Meng Yi is now Shangqing. He seems to be very busy in charge of the law. He said that Wang Ben would have to come with me if he knew I was coming, but now he has gone to the state of Yan with his soldiers. I stayed in Xiao residence all night. The next morning, I was awakened by a terrible noise. When I got up, I saw baozi standing in front of a row of chimes in the yard, and a small hammer was knocking. I put on my pants and jumped on the spot. Angry way: "still let people sleep?"
As soon as baozi saw me, he said excitedly, "Hey, what do you think of our son's instrumental music in the future? I heard that the baby can be nurtured in the mother's stomach. I'll knock for half an hour every day in the future."
I looked up and laughed: "forget it. There is a mother who can knock the chime clock so ugly. Beethoven's blank can only knock the drum at most."
The steamed stuffed bun said, "is it really hard to hear? I think I can still knock out more rice." She looked around and saw the servants walking close to the wall. Her eyes were full of awe and it was difficult to judge her level. Suddenly, she saw Jing Ke sitting on the steps. Er silly bowed his head and narrowed his eyes slightly. With a peaceful smile on his face, he rowed and pulled on the ground with a small grass stick. Steamed stuffed bun cheered up and said, "see, a dead powder still supports me."
I hummed: "just like Ke Zi can stand your torture."
The steamed stuffed bun said, "where are we going to play these days? I find that the Qin Dynasty is boring except for the better air. I want to discuss with Meng Yi and go to war with his brother when I have a baby."
"... don't make trouble. If you're bored, you have to wait until I finish the Hongmen banquet. By the way, I have to go back to brother Yu tomorrow. Will you follow me or stay here?"
The steamed stuffed bun said, "I won't go. It's dinner again. Come back to pick me up after you finish."
"Well, then you can only go home first. It's still a business to raise talents."
The steamed stuffed bun curled his mouth and said, "then you don't have to come back. Pick me up in ten days and a half months after you finish your talent cultivation. I'll study the chime clock. It's hard to buy it in our place. Besides, it must be expensive. A piano is good for tens of thousands."
I nodded and saw two silly suddenly had an idea and asked him, "Kezi, do you want brother Yu? I'll take you to play with him." The fool can only stay in Xiao residence every day, because he stabbed the fat man. He is an idle man who can't see the light. He will get worse sooner or later.
Who knows two silly sitting there, still playing with a harmless expression, my heart sank: don't be bored? I shouted: "Ke Zi, ask you something!"
Two fools don't move, row
I was in a hurry. I went to him and patted him hard. Er silly looked up blankly. I said angrily, "brother Yu - Xiang Yu, he didn't think he did. Don't you forget?"
Two silly people took out two small pieces of cloth from their ears, and then asked, "what are you talking about?"
"... what are you doing?" The fool's thinking is really weird.
The second fool looked at the hammer in baozi's hand and kicked the cloth away with his feet. Then he said as if nothing had happened: "what did you just say?"
... well, I'm relieved now. I have to say that I can't feel any intellectual superiority in the face of fools - I really should have put something in my ears and continue to sleep just now.
As a result, the second fool jumped with joy when he heard that he wanted to find Xiang Yu. In fact, he wanted Liu Bang more. Liu Bang slept in his upper bunk.
Although he had been separated for many times, Qin Shihuang was still a little sad at dinner. I heard that I had to go again, and I had to bring two fools. The fat man didn't eat three bowls of noodles
Several of us have formed the habit of eating. Especially when there are more than three people, we always feel that others will get together in a moment, but now there is always a shortage of people. Er silly has completed his mission. Once the assassin Qin on the idea list is over, he is an ordinary person, and there will be no consequences in shuttling through time, But if the fat man wants to be like him, he will have to wait at least 10 years. Xiang Yu and Liu Bang don't know when to talk about it.
Steamed stuffed bun has a strong interest in the chime clock. When eating, he still knocks with it with a small mallet.
The next day when I opened my eyes, it was still early, and the steamed stuffed bun had just got up. As soon as I saw her get up, I stepped up to dress and said, "it's so early?"
The steamed stuffed bun said, "yes, what do you want to do? Don't you pay attention to a morning class?" Then I picked up the mallet and was about to go out. I quickly stopped her and said, "send us."
"It's not life and death. What do you give?"
I surrounded her waist and said softly, "don't say unlucky words..."
Steamed stuffed bun was made very uncomfortable by my tenderness. He bowed his head and muttered, "are you in danger this time?"
I looked at the two fools next door and said absently, "ah... No."
At this time, the two fools also got up. I winked at him and smiled knowingly. The two of us got into the car with tacit understanding and agility. The steamed stuffed bun was more worried about what I said. He stood outside the window and said, "is it really not dangerous?"
I started the car quickly and said, "really not."
The steamed stuffed bun waved a mallet and said, "what do you give?"
When the car moved forward, Er Sha and I finally took a breath at the same time. I proudly leaned my head out of the window and shouted, "sending is healthier - now, you can ring your chime bell!"